need more coffee
@needmorecoffee411.bsky.social
taking the edge off
July 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
taking the edge off
first time on tinder in 3 years is this too much?
July 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
first time on tinder in 3 years is this too much?
Farting in your car after work
July 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Farting in your car after work
Just found out if I freeze half my pasta sauce I can use it across 2 weeks instead of forcing myself to eat pasta 4 days in a row and still managing to throw some away
June 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Just found out if I freeze half my pasta sauce I can use it across 2 weeks instead of forcing myself to eat pasta 4 days in a row and still managing to throw some away
Broke up with my boyfriend for pride month
June 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Broke up with my boyfriend for pride month
I checked books out to from the library
I figured I could save myself from money from having to buy a new book
Now I owe the library money because they were due 2 years ago
I figured I could save myself from money from having to buy a new book
Now I owe the library money because they were due 2 years ago
May 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I checked books out to from the library
I figured I could save myself from money from having to buy a new book
Now I owe the library money because they were due 2 years ago
I figured I could save myself from money from having to buy a new book
Now I owe the library money because they were due 2 years ago
If I donate my eggs I won’t tell anyone, but there will be signs
May 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If I donate my eggs I won’t tell anyone, but there will be signs
I hate the people are making me think a hatch alarm clock would change my life
April 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I hate the people are making me think a hatch alarm clock would change my life
I have nobody to talk to about space with
April 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I have nobody to talk to about space with
Humans will experience a mass extinction similar to the dinosaurs. Instead of an asteroid it will be our space landfill falling down on us.
April 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Humans will experience a mass extinction similar to the dinosaurs. Instead of an asteroid it will be our space landfill falling down on us.
Crazy because as an everyday person we see going to space as a magical thing. It’s something that is beyond our minds…Then there’s people who see it as an opportunity to gain capital and want to use it as an additional thing to exploit
April 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Crazy because as an everyday person we see going to space as a magical thing. It’s something that is beyond our minds…Then there’s people who see it as an opportunity to gain capital and want to use it as an additional thing to exploit
I just know the kardashian bunker is filled with fishwife tinned fish
April 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I just know the kardashian bunker is filled with fishwife tinned fish
In 500 million years when all that’s left in the world is Stanley cups and plastic bottles I hope my remaining spine is filled with geodes like ammonite
April 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
In 500 million years when all that’s left in the world is Stanley cups and plastic bottles I hope my remaining spine is filled with geodes like ammonite
elephants literally deserve to be freed I can’t believe they get put up with fake rocks in a sand box
April 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
elephants literally deserve to be freed I can’t believe they get put up with fake rocks in a sand box
craziest thing is knowing humans love dogs and dogs are “a man’s best friend” because they’re the only animal that is bread to be controlled and submissive
April 14, 2025 at 6:09 AM
craziest thing is knowing humans love dogs and dogs are “a man’s best friend” because they’re the only animal that is bread to be controlled and submissive
bought another audio book (I have 3 I’ve only read 8% of)
April 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
bought another audio book (I have 3 I’ve only read 8% of)
My knew thing to say when I complain is “James Watt just had to wake up and design the steam engine”
April 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
My knew thing to say when I complain is “James Watt just had to wake up and design the steam engine”
Do people in England use air fryers
April 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Do people in England use air fryers
I’ve been saying this
April 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I’ve been saying this
Constantly singing the longest goodbye by rolemodel in my head
April 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Constantly singing the longest goodbye by rolemodel in my head
TikTok doomscrolling is the closest you can get to a lobotomy
April 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
TikTok doomscrolling is the closest you can get to a lobotomy
Here’s me singing We’re in Love by boygenius.
I used to not be able to sing this part without starting to cry. Something about the feeling this song evokes in me.
I used to not be able to sing this part without starting to cry. Something about the feeling this song evokes in me.
April 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Here’s me singing We’re in Love by boygenius.
I used to not be able to sing this part without starting to cry. Something about the feeling this song evokes in me.
I used to not be able to sing this part without starting to cry. Something about the feeling this song evokes in me.
Where are all the silly geese on this app
March 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Where are all the silly geese on this app
Knowing I can make Dubai chocolate at any second is how it must feel to be the president knowing you can launch a nuclear bomb at the push of a button
March 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Knowing I can make Dubai chocolate at any second is how it must feel to be the president knowing you can launch a nuclear bomb at the push of a button