Ned Jorts
@nedjorts.bsky.social
"Me and my perfect ass are on the way." -resident evil: revelations
working on this piece and thinking about how i just want to talk about and play games instead of work retail
reading over the rule of rose piece i started writing a few months ago and i have no idea what im supposed to be doing in this world but i'll keep doing it
February 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
working on this piece and thinking about how i just want to talk about and play games instead of work retail
With games like the Quarry, etc, it's frustrating or stressful when a character dies because the game is essentially a keep everyone alive simulator. In Obscure: the Aftermath it's sad but also cool to see so many main characters die. You're being told that you can't save everyone & nobody is safe
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
With games like the Quarry, etc, it's frustrating or stressful when a character dies because the game is essentially a keep everyone alive simulator. In Obscure: the Aftermath it's sad but also cool to see so many main characters die. You're being told that you can't save everyone & nobody is safe
Cathy hasn't done 🍄 in a while so she asked me to watch over her :)
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February 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Cathy hasn't done 🍄 in a while so she asked me to watch over her :)
1/2
1/2
reading over the rule of rose piece i started writing a few months ago and i have no idea what im supposed to be doing in this world but i'll keep doing it
February 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
reading over the rule of rose piece i started writing a few months ago and i have no idea what im supposed to be doing in this world but i'll keep doing it
I'm also 7 away from 170 followers!!
New emote, new twitch panels, come watch @bearzerky.bsky.social and I FINISH ALAN WAKE!!!
twitch.tv/nedjorts
twitch.tv/nedjorts
February 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I'm also 7 away from 170 followers!!
New emote, new twitch panels, come watch @bearzerky.bsky.social and I FINISH ALAN WAKE!!!
twitch.tv/nedjorts
twitch.tv/nedjorts
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
New emote, new twitch panels, come watch @bearzerky.bsky.social and I FINISH ALAN WAKE!!!
twitch.tv/nedjorts
twitch.tv/nedjorts
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January 30, 2026 at 8:48 PM
January 30, 2026 at 8:48 PM
January 28, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Streaming more Saw tonight! My GOTY.
January 27, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Streaming more Saw tonight! My GOTY.
Me after 3 days of working out: wow.... im ripped...
January 24, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Me after 3 days of working out: wow.... im ripped...
Been having a ball streaming again. The Saw game is so beautifully unhinged
January 24, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Been having a ball streaming again. The Saw game is so beautifully unhinged
January 23, 2026 at 4:41 PM
January 23, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I do it for her (neck brace cheerio)
January 17, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I do it for her (neck brace cheerio)
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just reminding everyone about this
January 14, 2026 at 2:46 PM
just reminding everyone about this
🎵to the tune of mr sandman🎵
Mr. Pissman ~ piss me a man ~ did you know that car door hook hand door man?
Mr. Pissman ~ piss me a man ~ did you know that car door hook hand door man?
January 14, 2026 at 1:14 AM
🎵to the tune of mr sandman🎵
Mr. Pissman ~ piss me a man ~ did you know that car door hook hand door man?
Mr. Pissman ~ piss me a man ~ did you know that car door hook hand door man?
Im in my follow @cdiganon.bsky.social era
January 11, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Im in my follow @cdiganon.bsky.social era
I can't log this on letterboxd so im logging it here
January 11, 2026 at 4:29 AM
I can't log this on letterboxd so im logging it here
I lied.
Stream. Monday.
January 6, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I lied.
I will be saying bye bye to this baby in a few days!
January 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I will be saying bye bye to this baby in a few days!
2026 is the year of having syrup of squill on your groatcakes
January 1, 2026 at 5:34 PM
2026 is the year of having syrup of squill on your groatcakes