nedjem
@nedjem.bsky.social
pure of heart, dumb of ass | they/them lesbian 26 | i play too much overwatch and i take bad games too seriously
how does one secure the job of ‘guy singing background music disguised as karaoke in HR security training video’
March 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
how does one secure the job of ‘guy singing background music disguised as karaoke in HR security training video’
i like to think I’m occasionally a rational person (besides the mental illness) but i also dubiously believe i have a cursed amulet that i will not wear anymore because it brings me bad fortune
March 31, 2025 at 6:46 AM
i like to think I’m occasionally a rational person (besides the mental illness) but i also dubiously believe i have a cursed amulet that i will not wear anymore because it brings me bad fortune
i am the greatest enemy the ghast has ever known and now they expect me to tame a friendly one…
March 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i am the greatest enemy the ghast has ever known and now they expect me to tame a friendly one…
desperately need new monhun players to fight the likes of bazelgeuse and rajang
March 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
desperately need new monhun players to fight the likes of bazelgeuse and rajang
rocking the community sourced autism diagnosis
March 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
rocking the community sourced autism diagnosis
overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer, and baby i am speedrunning deaths right now
March 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer, and baby i am speedrunning deaths right now
i think velkhana is a demon sent from hell to kill me specifically
March 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
i think velkhana is a demon sent from hell to kill me specifically
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - the Catholics wish they had me
March 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - the Catholics wish they had me
i possess an infinite list of unused character concepts thanks to my dumbass tendency to make a new one every time
March 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
i possess an infinite list of unused character concepts thanks to my dumbass tendency to make a new one every time
i miss my beautiful wife (risen chameleos, buildup boost, kaktus, and foray)
March 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM
i miss my beautiful wife (risen chameleos, buildup boost, kaktus, and foray)
watching all the younger people i know play monhun tonight when i have to be an adult and go to work in the morning :(
February 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
watching all the younger people i know play monhun tonight when i have to be an adult and go to work in the morning :(
I really need to remove -pilled from my vocabulary, that’s too much poison
February 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I really need to remove -pilled from my vocabulary, that’s too much poison
gaiwan brewing makes me feel extra as hell but by god do i love this weird bowl
February 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
gaiwan brewing makes me feel extra as hell but by god do i love this weird bowl
i would probably realize more things about myself if i stopped assuming everything was for the bit
February 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
i would probably realize more things about myself if i stopped assuming everything was for the bit
being able to ban junkrat and mercy in silver is going to be like 7 9/11s for some people 💔
February 16, 2025 at 8:48 AM
being able to ban junkrat and mercy in silver is going to be like 7 9/11s for some people 💔
this too shall pass but i’m gonna be real there’s a lot of things that are allegedly going to pass
February 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
this too shall pass but i’m gonna be real there’s a lot of things that are allegedly going to pass
oh canada, you’re so good at giving me supernatural lesbian media
February 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
oh canada, you’re so good at giving me supernatural lesbian media
why tf does it feel like I’m writing fanfiction of my own characters in the narrative i am directing
February 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
why tf does it feel like I’m writing fanfiction of my own characters in the narrative i am directing
i am NOT passive aggressive, i clearly telegraph my attacks so you can i-frame through them
January 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
i am NOT passive aggressive, i clearly telegraph my attacks so you can i-frame through them
2 nickels on waking up to calamities on this date
January 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
2 nickels on waking up to calamities on this date
sometimes i think about the fact that my way of speaking is like 80% obscure references to random bullshit i found funny at some point and i realize this would make me really effective at role playing a kenku
January 5, 2025 at 9:06 AM
sometimes i think about the fact that my way of speaking is like 80% obscure references to random bullshit i found funny at some point and i realize this would make me really effective at role playing a kenku
if there’s one cooking thing i can consistently do well it’s fry an egg. the secret is being incredibly averse to the texture of cooked egg yolk
January 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
if there’s one cooking thing i can consistently do well it’s fry an egg. the secret is being incredibly averse to the texture of cooked egg yolk
tmw you read scRNA-seq R package documentation and they have Seurat integration
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December 12, 2024 at 10:55 PM
tmw you read scRNA-seq R package documentation and they have Seurat integration
whoever thinks I’m smart in any capacity - please note that every 2 months or so i forget to take my antidepressant for a week, become extremely depressed, then start taking it again and am consistently shocked i feel much better
December 12, 2024 at 7:57 AM
whoever thinks I’m smart in any capacity - please note that every 2 months or so i forget to take my antidepressant for a week, become extremely depressed, then start taking it again and am consistently shocked i feel much better