Ben W
@nebagram.bsky.social
Passive-aggressive asocial asexual agnostic iconoclast who hates labels but is happier here than on Twitter (formerly known as X)
Only just learned today what an incredibly selfish cunt I am for not being in constant pain.
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Only just learned today what an incredibly selfish cunt I am for not being in constant pain.
Clarkson to Lewis Hamilton in 2013: 'isn't moving from McLaren to Mercedes a bit like moving from Man Utd to West Ham?'
A question that aged badly in many ways! #TopGear #F1 #Formula1 #FormulaOne
A question that aged badly in many ways! #TopGear #F1 #Formula1 #FormulaOne
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Clarkson to Lewis Hamilton in 2013: 'isn't moving from McLaren to Mercedes a bit like moving from Man Utd to West Ham?'
A question that aged badly in many ways! #TopGear #F1 #Formula1 #FormulaOne
A question that aged badly in many ways! #TopGear #F1 #Formula1 #FormulaOne
Congratulations to Adam Logan, World #Scrabble Champion for the second time after his first success 20 years ago!
Commiserations to runner-up Nigel Richards, but let's face it, he's won plenty.
Commiserations to runner-up Nigel Richards, but let's face it, he's won plenty.
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Congratulations to Adam Logan, World #Scrabble Champion for the second time after his first success 20 years ago!
Commiserations to runner-up Nigel Richards, but let's face it, he's won plenty.
Commiserations to runner-up Nigel Richards, but let's face it, he's won plenty.
I really don't play #minecraft like normal people.
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I really don't play #minecraft like normal people.
How the fuck have I, a mathematician, made it to the middle of November before realising that this year is the only square number year in which I'll be alive? :-/
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
How the fuck have I, a mathematician, made it to the middle of November before realising that this year is the only square number year in which I'll be alive? :-/
Should be: getting ready for bed or in bed
Is actually: coming up with rounds for another Christmas megaquiz
Is actually: coming up with rounds for another Christmas megaquiz
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Should be: getting ready for bed or in bed
Is actually: coming up with rounds for another Christmas megaquiz
Is actually: coming up with rounds for another Christmas megaquiz
I know there was a reason Rosie Jones was one of my favourite human beings #TheLastLeg #IsItOk
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I know there was a reason Rosie Jones was one of my favourite human beings #TheLastLeg #IsItOk
'People also ask'
Who asked THAT, exactly?
...never mind, forgot for a moment that I was on the Internet.
Who asked THAT, exactly?
...never mind, forgot for a moment that I was on the Internet.
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
'People also ask'
Who asked THAT, exactly?
...never mind, forgot for a moment that I was on the Internet.
Who asked THAT, exactly?
...never mind, forgot for a moment that I was on the Internet.
What, and I feel this needs to be stressed in a very profound way, the actual fuck?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=38dZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=38dZ...
I built the world's longest Rubik's cube (2x2x222)
YouTube video by TimSpin
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What, and I feel this needs to be stressed in a very profound way, the actual fuck?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=38dZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=38dZ...
I greatly disapprove of the internet's gradual move away from rectangular display pictures and toward round ones.
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I greatly disapprove of the internet's gradual move away from rectangular display pictures and toward round ones.
Christ almighty, I think we have a winner for the 'most awkward thing in the radio times archive' award 😲
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Christ almighty, I think we have a winner for the 'most awkward thing in the radio times archive' award 😲
I was going to randomly tweet a load of rabbit emojis, but this is funnier
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I was going to randomly tweet a load of rabbit emojis, but this is funnier
One thing I've learned oer 42 years of being me is that unless I'm grafting for an employer or helping others without expectation of reward, then my time is being wasted, and I am an incredibly selfish cunt for daring to waste my time.
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
One thing I've learned oer 42 years of being me is that unless I'm grafting for an employer or helping others without expectation of reward, then my time is being wasted, and I am an incredibly selfish cunt for daring to waste my time.
Reposted by Ben W
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
A 1am bedtime, 7:30am wake up time and a bout of insomnia was not a good combination last night. :-| also it was the one night that next door's security light (which is so bright I'm convinced it has its own dedicated miniaturised fusion reactor) wasn't switched on.
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A 1am bedtime, 7:30am wake up time and a bout of insomnia was not a good combination last night. :-| also it was the one night that next door's security light (which is so bright I'm convinced it has its own dedicated miniaturised fusion reactor) wasn't switched on.
Alan Carr you magnificent, magnificent bastard. #TheCelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Alan Carr you magnificent, magnificent bastard. #TheCelebrityTraitors
Fwiw, imho snooker, pool, darts, ten pin bowling and lawn bowls 100% should be Olympic sports and I am happy to die on this hill. @richardosman1.bsky.social #HouseOfGames
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Fwiw, imho snooker, pool, darts, ten pin bowling and lawn bowls 100% should be Olympic sports and I am happy to die on this hill. @richardosman1.bsky.social #HouseOfGames
If you don't particularly want to sleep tonight, try googling 'fetal MRI' and clicking on the 'images' tab.
November 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If you don't particularly want to sleep tonight, try googling 'fetal MRI' and clicking on the 'images' tab.
80s kids rejoice- not every part of our childhood has been deleted just yet.
www.tesco.com/groceries/en...
www.tesco.com/groceries/en...
www.tesco.com
November 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
80s kids rejoice- not every part of our childhood has been deleted just yet.
www.tesco.com/groceries/en...
www.tesco.com/groceries/en...
In the latest edition of 'Ben never realised that,' #TIL there were only 5 years between the end of Dad's Army and the Start of 'Allo 'Allo.
November 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
In the latest edition of 'Ben never realised that,' #TIL there were only 5 years between the end of Dad's Army and the Start of 'Allo 'Allo.
Reposted by Ben W
it gets tiring to keep explaining what it means to be poor to people.
it is not that poor people don’t know that cooking is cheaper:
cooking costs time. it costs pots and pans. it costs a working stove and your utilities on. it costs you’ve been on your feet all day and your babies are tired.
it is not that poor people don’t know that cooking is cheaper:
cooking costs time. it costs pots and pans. it costs a working stove and your utilities on. it costs you’ve been on your feet all day and your babies are tired.
November 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
it gets tiring to keep explaining what it means to be poor to people.
it is not that poor people don’t know that cooking is cheaper:
cooking costs time. it costs pots and pans. it costs a working stove and your utilities on. it costs you’ve been on your feet all day and your babies are tired.
it is not that poor people don’t know that cooking is cheaper:
cooking costs time. it costs pots and pans. it costs a working stove and your utilities on. it costs you’ve been on your feet all day and your babies are tired.
November 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If I'm unable to go into the office tomorrow, it'll mean that the next time I go into the office will be exactly 40 days after the previous time.
Now I'm not SAYING this makes me office Jesus, but you never know...
Now I'm not SAYING this makes me office Jesus, but you never know...
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If I'm unable to go into the office tomorrow, it'll mean that the next time I go into the office will be exactly 40 days after the previous time.
Now I'm not SAYING this makes me office Jesus, but you never know...
Now I'm not SAYING this makes me office Jesus, but you never know...
Every episode that they don't pick Pratchett, I get a little sadder. #pointless
October 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Every episode that they don't pick Pratchett, I get a little sadder. #pointless