Ben W
@nebagram.bsky.social
Passive-aggressive asocial asexual agnostic iconoclast who hates labels but is happier here than on Twitter (formerly known as X)
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People in England don't get free prescriptions
BREAKING: Free AI training will be offered to every adult in the UK, with short courses to teach people how to use simple AI tools effectively in the workplace.
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
January 28, 2026 at 12:40 PM
People in England don't get free prescriptions
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😍 An outstanding performance from City to make it 11 unbeaten in Sky Bet League One!
January 27, 2026 at 9:40 PM
😍 An outstanding performance from City to make it 11 unbeaten in Sky Bet League One!
Congratulations to Erin Doherty and Midge Ure, hell of a game played #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Congratulations to Erin Doherty and Midge Ure, hell of a game played #TheTraitors
If you're looking for a British drinking game that will have you in a coma within 15 minutes, take a drink every time Crouchy appears in an ad break.
January 23, 2026 at 6:57 PM
If you're looking for a British drinking game that will have you in a coma within 15 minutes, take a drink every time Crouchy appears in an ad break.
So, forgot my meds again last night. Cue a weird dream in which I'm attending a Will Smith concert at Lincoln bus station, getting a limo with him while emceeing a rave, before gatecrashing a dinner of Queens Camilla & Elizabeth II while King Charles III and I struggle with trousers.
Don't be me.
Don't be me.
January 21, 2026 at 11:00 PM
So, forgot my meds again last night. Cue a weird dream in which I'm attending a Will Smith concert at Lincoln bus station, getting a limo with him while emceeing a rave, before gatecrashing a dinner of Queens Camilla & Elizabeth II while King Charles III and I struggle with trousers.
Don't be me.
Don't be me.
I'm just going to say it. I enjoyed the first two episodes of #StarfleetAcademy . Episode 1 more than 2- 1 was the big action intro, 2 was the more 'settling characters down and setting the scene' which rarely goes as big, but still. There is great potential in the series and the characters. 1/-
January 18, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I'm just going to say it. I enjoyed the first two episodes of #StarfleetAcademy . Episode 1 more than 2- 1 was the big action intro, 2 was the more 'settling characters down and setting the scene' which rarely goes as big, but still. There is great potential in the series and the characters. 1/-
Began Saturday by accidentally removing half a toenail on my left foot. Ended Saturday by poleaxing that same toe into a metal chair leg.
January 18, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Began Saturday by accidentally removing half a toenail on my left foot. Ended Saturday by poleaxing that same toe into a metal chair leg.
After watching that episode of #TheTraitors #Uncloaked I'm increasingly convinced that Jessie's blood type is Red Bull.
#TheTraitorsUncloaked
#TheTraitorsUncloaked
January 16, 2026 at 9:41 PM
After watching that episode of #TheTraitors #Uncloaked I'm increasingly convinced that Jessie's blood type is Red Bull.
#TheTraitorsUncloaked
#TheTraitorsUncloaked
I kinda wonder if the inventor of the all day breakfast ready meal also has shares in medical companies that make defibrillators
January 15, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I kinda wonder if the inventor of the all day breakfast ready meal also has shares in medical companies that make defibrillators
I mean... as game plans go... #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I mean... as game plans go... #TheTraitors
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPRD... This show was perfection on so many levels. Especially when watched late at night.
Stimpy Reads a Scary Story to Ren *Ren and Stimpy* "Insomniac Ren"
YouTube video by Russelltainment(Russell Keffer)
www.youtube.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:31 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPRD... This show was perfection on so many levels. Especially when watched late at night.
Searching my email inbox for a particular email would be a lot easier if there wasn't 151481 of them in there.
January 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Searching my email inbox for a particular email would be a lot easier if there wasn't 151481 of them in there.
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Graham Linehan is cheering for a man who shot a woman in the face while calling her a fucking bitch.
JK Rowling sits on her hands.
Meanwhile, Posie Parker is tweeting that women should stay at home while men work.
Tell me how the "gender critical" movement is a women's rights movement again?
JK Rowling sits on her hands.
Meanwhile, Posie Parker is tweeting that women should stay at home while men work.
Tell me how the "gender critical" movement is a women's rights movement again?
me.how
January 10, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Graham Linehan is cheering for a man who shot a woman in the face while calling her a fucking bitch.
JK Rowling sits on her hands.
Meanwhile, Posie Parker is tweeting that women should stay at home while men work.
Tell me how the "gender critical" movement is a women's rights movement again?
JK Rowling sits on her hands.
Meanwhile, Posie Parker is tweeting that women should stay at home while men work.
Tell me how the "gender critical" movement is a women's rights movement again?
Fiona's 'cunning plan' #TheTraitors
a man with a beard is wearing a hat and jacket .
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a hat and jacket .
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Fiona's 'cunning plan' #TheTraitors
Well THAT backfired on an entirely new level #TheTraitors
January 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Well THAT backfired on an entirely new level #TheTraitors
-creates themed playing cards for my upcoming countdown event
-writes a joke about combining countdown and balatro
-thinks that a countdown/word game version of balatro would actually be cool
-REALLY thinks that a countdown/word game version of balatro would be cool
-anyone know a good programmer?
-writes a joke about combining countdown and balatro
-thinks that a countdown/word game version of balatro would actually be cool
-REALLY thinks that a countdown/word game version of balatro would be cool
-anyone know a good programmer?
January 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
-creates themed playing cards for my upcoming countdown event
-writes a joke about combining countdown and balatro
-thinks that a countdown/word game version of balatro would actually be cool
-REALLY thinks that a countdown/word game version of balatro would be cool
-anyone know a good programmer?
-writes a joke about combining countdown and balatro
-thinks that a countdown/word game version of balatro would actually be cool
-REALLY thinks that a countdown/word game version of balatro would be cool
-anyone know a good programmer?
Getting Jarvis Cocker vibes from teabag #MaskedSingerUK
January 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Getting Jarvis Cocker vibes from teabag #MaskedSingerUK
Toastie: 99.9% sure they're Alison Hammond #MaskedSingerUK
January 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Toastie: 99.9% sure they're Alison Hammond #MaskedSingerUK
Prediction already: Emperor penguin is Justin Hawkins and Dommett has nicked his regular wardrobe #MaskedSingerUK
January 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Prediction already: Emperor penguin is Justin Hawkins and Dommett has nicked his regular wardrobe #MaskedSingerUK
First wtf guess of the season for #MaskedSingerUK : Sloth = Johnny Vaughan.
January 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
First wtf guess of the season for #MaskedSingerUK : Sloth = Johnny Vaughan.
Let's be clear, #Maduro is a total bastard and Venezuela would be better off without him... if he'd been removed by internal pressure/coup and replaced by a democratically elected leader, rather than leaving his equally twattish VP in charge or worse yet, a power struggle/civil war.
January 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Let's be clear, #Maduro is a total bastard and Venezuela would be better off without him... if he'd been removed by internal pressure/coup and replaced by a democratically elected leader, rather than leaving his equally twattish VP in charge or worse yet, a power struggle/civil war.
And on this, the worst day of the week, I start by learning what an incredibly selfish cunt I am for needed to use a bag to carry home shopping from a shop.
January 3, 2026 at 12:17 PM
And on this, the worst day of the week, I start by learning what an incredibly selfish cunt I am for needed to use a bag to carry home shopping from a shop.
Rylan realises he's just become another meme #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice
December 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Rylan realises he's just become another meme #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice