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nbgoblin.bsky.social
spicy.giraffe
@nbgoblin.bsky.social
40ish, queer, non-binary, & intersex
vintage pornography enthusiast
& other weird/kinky stuff
no filter, chaos
ask me anything: https://ngl.link/literal.giraffe
Pinned
be honest in your filth.. it’s sacred like prayer
i rarely answer NGLs like these bc i don't know if they're actually from followers, but just in case here's a reminder: my pussy is not a vagina and i don't have a clit.. i have a dick.. hope that helps 🙂
February 14, 2026 at 12:40 AM
did you just pee your pants 🤭
February 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
i don’t care how perverted your kinks are, you can practice all of them on me
February 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
i just got done testing out my new tentacle toy and i'm sad to say i do not like it at all.. it's very rigid and nowhere near as soft & pliable as the description implied😤.. i rarely ever buy toys from Amazon, but i wanted something new in time for Valentine's Day🫤
February 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
aww baby, sorry i didn't see this sooner.. i hope you came nice and hard for me💦🫶
February 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
my new dildo got delivered today!.. and boy is it a beast😈.. the last one was 7.4" around at its widest part.. this one is 8.7" 🤯
February 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Madeline King
"Men Only" magazine (Nov 1973)
#vintagepornography
February 13, 2026 at 3:57 PM
don't remember my dreams but they must have been really good bc i woke up soaking wet this morning 💦🥴🫠
February 13, 2026 at 3:29 PM
first date idea: take me to dinner, spike my drink, take me back to your place, then use me however you want
February 13, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Lottie Gunthart
"Whitehouse International" magazine (1978)
#vintagepornography
February 13, 2026 at 2:13 AM
i'm not ashamed of any of my kinks.. you must be new to my page, bc just look through my posts.. I put it all out on the table for y'all..
February 13, 2026 at 12:19 AM
fuuuuuck yes.. do itttt 🥵
February 13, 2026 at 12:06 AM
i've fucked myself with this dildo two more times since then.. it was still a big stretch but i could take the full girth much easier.. i'm ready to move up a size and have a new dildo being delivered tomorrow 🫠
first morning in a while i haven't woken up horny & wet.. i wore myself out last night 😵‍💫.. but i took the entire thing, all 7.4" of girth down to the base💪.. i gaped myself more than ever before 🥵
February 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
on my knees, and waiting 👅
February 12, 2026 at 6:46 PM
i’d piss my panties for you whenever you tell me to
February 12, 2026 at 6:42 PM
woke up thinking about anal
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
tfw it isn’t sex anymore.. they're just masturbating with my holes.. i’m a fleshlight they use to cum.. toys don’t get off, they get used..
February 12, 2026 at 7:32 AM
frotting is like one of my favorite things ever.. the first time i discovered it permanently changed my brain chemistry 🤯
February 12, 2026 at 4:34 AM
loveeeee 🫶🏻
February 11, 2026 at 11:45 PM
i think it’s time to cum in my little panties 😵‍💫
February 11, 2026 at 11:38 PM
if I don't get to suck on a tdick soon i think i'm gonna faint.. i'm serious
February 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Kim Mills
"Gallery" magazine (July 1981)
#vintagepornography
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
playing with my pussy 💦
February 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
i need some TLC (Thick Loads of Cum)
February 11, 2026 at 3:56 PM
i had the most incredibly realistic dream about getting ass-fucked that when i woke up this morning i was pissing myself 🤯
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM