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navin
@navintiwari.bsky.social
ยท Dec 2
"Honey, I'm taking the Van to pick up kids from school."
"But babe, we don't have any kids."
"I know" ๐
"But babe, we don't have any kids."
"I know" ๐
Forget the same day delivery. Tell me more about this emotional support pickle.
December 3, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Forget the same day delivery. Tell me more about this emotional support pickle.
It's really to control the growing number of people in the country listening to BTS.
December 3, 2024 at 5:31 PM
It's really to control the growing number of people in the country listening to BTS.
The South Korean President has imposed the Martial Law in the country. They can now execute anybody listening to BTS.
December 3, 2024 at 5:29 PM
The South Korean President has imposed the Martial Law in the country. They can now execute anybody listening to BTS.
"When shit hits the fan.."
Whose shit?
What fan?
We never ask the important questions.
Whose shit?
What fan?
We never ask the important questions.
December 2, 2024 at 12:53 PM
"When shit hits the fan.."
Whose shit?
What fan?
We never ask the important questions.
Whose shit?
What fan?
We never ask the important questions.
Me (to the girl at bookstore) : Do you have "Making girlfriends for dummies" ?
Girl: Yes. Also, you are cute. Want my number too?
Me: Nah. Just the book. I need it really bad.
Girl: Yes. Also, you are cute. Want my number too?
Me: Nah. Just the book. I need it really bad.
December 2, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Me (to the girl at bookstore) : Do you have "Making girlfriends for dummies" ?
Girl: Yes. Also, you are cute. Want my number too?
Me: Nah. Just the book. I need it really bad.
Girl: Yes. Also, you are cute. Want my number too?
Me: Nah. Just the book. I need it really bad.
"Honey, I'm taking the Van to pick up kids from school."
"But babe, we don't have any kids."
"I know" ๐
"But babe, we don't have any kids."
"I know" ๐
December 2, 2024 at 11:42 AM
"Honey, I'm taking the Van to pick up kids from school."
"But babe, we don't have any kids."
"I know" ๐
"But babe, we don't have any kids."
"I know" ๐
I'm at that age where my most controversial opinion is that you should pop in a pill without water. And yet, I'm a menace to society.
December 2, 2024 at 11:42 AM
I'm at that age where my most controversial opinion is that you should pop in a pill without water. And yet, I'm a menace to society.
Found my girlfriend on tinder and I must say I'm pretty mad at her lies. She is NOT 5'5".
December 1, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Found my girlfriend on tinder and I must say I'm pretty mad at her lies. She is NOT 5'5".
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Libraries are absolutely the best places on earth.
December 1, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Libraries are absolutely the best places on earth.
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Believe in your vision when no one else does. Your persistence will make it real.
December 1, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Believe in your vision when no one else does. Your persistence will make it real.
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Just tried to gently move Daphne off my lap as I want to get in the shower ๐ฌ
December 1, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Just tried to gently move Daphne off my lap as I want to get in the shower ๐ฌ
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Some luxurious shit
December 1, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Some luxurious shit
Hi, I need a pair of Nike shoes. In black preferably.
"Sir, we sell coffee here"
Oh! Okay. Can I have a cappuccino please? Also, can you put it in a pair of black Nike shoes to go?
"Sir, we sell coffee here"
Oh! Okay. Can I have a cappuccino please? Also, can you put it in a pair of black Nike shoes to go?
December 1, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Hi, I need a pair of Nike shoes. In black preferably.
"Sir, we sell coffee here"
Oh! Okay. Can I have a cappuccino please? Also, can you put it in a pair of black Nike shoes to go?
"Sir, we sell coffee here"
Oh! Okay. Can I have a cappuccino please? Also, can you put it in a pair of black Nike shoes to go?
I told my passive aggressive girlfriend that we can't see each other anymore. She said ok and told me to be careful while crossing streets everywhere I go for the rest of my life.
December 1, 2024 at 11:23 AM
I told my passive aggressive girlfriend that we can't see each other anymore. She said ok and told me to be careful while crossing streets everywhere I go for the rest of my life.
The WiFi has again started malfunctioning. Can't connect to it.
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oh well! Nevermind. Looks like the neighbour changed their WiFi password again.
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oh well! Nevermind. Looks like the neighbour changed their WiFi password again.
November 26, 2024 at 9:56 AM
The WiFi has again started malfunctioning. Can't connect to it.
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oh well! Nevermind. Looks like the neighbour changed their WiFi password again.
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oh well! Nevermind. Looks like the neighbour changed their WiFi password again.
I miss the old days when you could shout "hi Jack" to your friend on an airplane and not get arrested.
November 16, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I miss the old days when you could shout "hi Jack" to your friend on an airplane and not get arrested.
I think I have the worst vacuum cleaner ever. It sucks!
November 16, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I think I have the worst vacuum cleaner ever. It sucks!
I broke up with my abusive girlfriend five years ago. Just don't know how to tell her.
November 16, 2024 at 5:47 PM
I broke up with my abusive girlfriend five years ago. Just don't know how to tell her.