American Xmas Music:

Santa Claus is coming to town🎶

Puertorican Xmas Music:

Me and this dancing donkey are going straight to Bethlehem to see this baby Jesus in person. If you see me that's what's happening and it's not an excuse to drink rum with my dancing donkey 🎶🎶🎶

American Xmas Music:

Silent night🎵

Puertorican Xmas Music:

If there's no rum in this party we're leaving, Christmas is cancelled and your going to federal prison🎶🎶🎶

American Xmas Music:

Grandma got run over by a reindeeeer🎶

Puertirican Xmas Music:

Grandma is crossfaded dancing salsa on top of the table with your dead grandfather's ghost while drinking a fifth of rum and smoking a cigarette 🎶

Me: Matt Berninger is one of the most beautifully poetic lyricist of our generation.

Matt: I'm peaceful 'cause my dick's in sunlight Held up by kites.'

I am Photgrapr also

Seeing a lot of combative posts about how this app is “where the sane people are :)”. Not me. I have become crazed by time; I have a secret no one can know

I am Dirctor

youtu.be/jDOc5np_ZYw?...

I misspelled Director on my bio. No wonder they refused to give me that film degree.