But Chipotle has undercooked, crunchy rice. Do they have that?

Driving traffic to shitter is bad

I thought I'd have to have kids to feel this much disappointment but seeing fellow Americans and most adults who raised me embracing authoritarianism has exceeded my wildest expectations.

Nope.

Why can't I drink enough gin to be as stupid and ignorant as MAGA? It's not working

Although I truly believe the DNC is not controlled opposition, I think arguing the case is impossible because if they were, all their actions would be the same.

If Democrats help approve Trump's cabinet picks then maybe he'll coup a little bit less

Prove that hyperbole.

Hard to believe Meta ever had any fact checkers

Windows hides error messages way too often. What does KB5031362 mean? I don't know but hopefully an sfc scannow will fix it because the Microsoft support is useless. Linux doesn't hide error messages from the user which makes searching for solutions easier.

This is why I prefer free software. If there's a bug in propretary software, I'm shit out of luck. If I'm being impacted by a bug in free software, it's my own lazy ass's fault that it's not fixed.

alien believers think that politicians and the elite are covering up the truth until one of them says aliens are real and then that person suddenly becomes a credible source that can be cited to prove aliens are real

I broke an Ergodox Infinity after many static shocks. After sitting down at my desk and shocking the board many times, a pin on the MCU stopped working and I lost a row on half the keyboard. I sold it to a guy who rerouted it to an unused pin and reprogrammed it to work again.