nathanivey.bsky.social
@nathanivey.bsky.social
Last week I posted my first attempt at a Skaven Engineer. I didn't love how it turned out and wanted another go at it. Here's my second attempt (fourth image was the 1st atmpt). Even though I lost the shoulder piece and replaced it with a 💀 (dont hate it too much) I think it turned out much better!
March 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I've been playing a game where I try responded to "How's it goin?" with the most far flung but hopefully universal umderstandable answers. Some of my favorites have been:

•Like an 6th grade recital
•Like a sperm in an ass
•Like hair metal in the 90s
March 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My go at my first Skaven Engineer. First my favorite bits: the cloak turned out pretty good and do did the metals and base

Bits I'm Critical of: too much green in the mix. Also could get the Warp Stone look right. I've got another model I'll tweak the colors on

#Skaven #warhammer #AoS #miniatures
March 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
First attempt at a Skaven Grey Seer, feeling pretty good about it!

#Skaven #warhammer #AoS #minitures
March 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
First Time Finished my Nurgle Bloodbowl Team! First time painting a bunch of miniatures with a cohesive look

#warhammer #bloodbowl #miniatures
March 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Cashier:oops your flour is leaking I'll put it in a bag

me: Thanks, we can go to the moon but we can't bag flour amirite?

Cahsier: We've been to the moon but can't cure cancer, really makes you think

me:haha, yea.

Cashier: Doctors can't make their money if it's cured, they'll never cure it

me:😐
January 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Anyone want to do me a favor and beta-read my children's story? it's sub 800 words and most of those are illustrations guides that would share the page.

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

#betareading #author #books
Soft Pals
Page 1 Illustration A fluffy white, stuffed monkey sitting on a book shelf near a collection of baby books and colorful plastic toys. “Being a soft friend is not as easy as you may think! There is A...
docs.google.com
January 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
When will we, as a society, move on from the archaic notion that breakfast sandwiches aren't also all day sadndwhiches
January 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The first rule of any DIY project is bring needle nose pliers
January 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It's really a shame that we done use popcorn for more things. Like let me choose it as a side instead of stale ass kettle chips or something
January 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Looking for some opinions on my first go at a Bloodbowl Team. Are they too distressed? Should I do the green eye going forward or the bronze like the guy on the left?

#minipainting #Bloodbowl #Nurgle #miniatures
January 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
My 20 y.o. coworker made a 9/11 joke the other day. Now I love 9/11 jokes, I make em all the time, but knowing that they weren't alive for it, let alone barely having conscious thoughts until the Obama admin made me clutch my pearls. That's our societal trauma
January 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Working on a Nurgle Bloodbowl Team. Flipped the box art as I thought the Orange looked more football than the green, used the green as a 3rd main on this fellow and gave him leather pants with orange+green pin stripes along the side. Other players are going to alternate brown & Green leather looks
January 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Them: There's ain't no rest for the wicked

me:
January 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The Toothfairy is a myth spread by the devil to stop us from eating our own teeth. Jesus was the last person to eat all their baby teeth
January 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
"W" is the only double syllable letter in the alphabet, it's also "double-uu" which I never really thought about.
January 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Eating maggots seems disgusting, but when I say organic, farm grown maggots it's not so bad
January 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Monopolies? Let's talk about how the Salsa in the Mexican isle is cheaper but not in dip-able containers while the Salsa in the chips isle is 2x the cost per oz and much worse but are in dip-able containers. Big Salsa is playing us all.
December 29, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Vampires probably have seasonal depression, but at reverse times then normal people
December 25, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Have your grandmother write your Tinder profile. She'll say you're the most handsomest boy, and who would dare disagree with your own grandmother
December 25, 2024 at 12:21 AM