Nathan Ewbank
@nathanewbankauthor.bsky.social
Cat lover, photographer, author of stray cat fiction, incredibly silly person.
Chapter 3 - Sōzō God of Serendipitous Curiosity open.substack.com/pub/nathanew...
Chapter 3 - Sōzō God of Serendipitous Curiosity
All of the cats, corporeal and ethereal, focused their attention on the thing that had spoken to them.
open.substack.com
July 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Chapter 3 - Sōzō God of Serendipitous Curiosity open.substack.com/pub/nathanew...
Cat pic of the day.
July 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Cat pic of the day.
Any cat lovers?
June 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Any cat lovers?
Ok let's see..
Elon and Trump have a very public breakup to kick off Pride month....
BINGO!! I GOT A BINGO!!!!
Elon and Trump have a very public breakup to kick off Pride month....
BINGO!! I GOT A BINGO!!!!
June 6, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Ok let's see..
Elon and Trump have a very public breakup to kick off Pride month....
BINGO!! I GOT A BINGO!!!!
Elon and Trump have a very public breakup to kick off Pride month....
BINGO!! I GOT A BINGO!!!!
No one is an NPC.
That type of thinking is one of the worst things to come out of this decade so far.
#stopbeingmonsters
That type of thinking is one of the worst things to come out of this decade so far.
#stopbeingmonsters
May 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
No one is an NPC.
That type of thinking is one of the worst things to come out of this decade so far.
#stopbeingmonsters
That type of thinking is one of the worst things to come out of this decade so far.
#stopbeingmonsters
Look. I need someone to say,
"Electrolytes, it's what plants crave.",
just a few times within Trump's hearing range.
#itwillbeanexecutiveorderwithinlessthanaweek
"Electrolytes, it's what plants crave.",
just a few times within Trump's hearing range.
#itwillbeanexecutiveorderwithinlessthanaweek
May 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Look. I need someone to say,
"Electrolytes, it's what plants crave.",
just a few times within Trump's hearing range.
#itwillbeanexecutiveorderwithinlessthanaweek
"Electrolytes, it's what plants crave.",
just a few times within Trump's hearing range.
#itwillbeanexecutiveorderwithinlessthanaweek
According to social media Egos, it is not kidnapping if you consume the victim.
I will not explain further.
#fbdouchery
I will not explain further.
#fbdouchery
May 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
According to social media Egos, it is not kidnapping if you consume the victim.
I will not explain further.
#fbdouchery
I will not explain further.
#fbdouchery
I guess it's time to mow my yard.
My yard:
My yard:
May 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I guess it's time to mow my yard.
My yard:
My yard:
Fox inadvertently giving me a perfect new cat name.
April 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Fox inadvertently giving me a perfect new cat name.
USA: We have Orange Julius.
Philippines: ... 😏👍🏽
Philippines: ... 😏👍🏽
April 15, 2025 at 7:16 AM
USA: We have Orange Julius.
Philippines: ... 😏👍🏽
Philippines: ... 😏👍🏽
Gotta love the way Japan does peaches. 🥵
April 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Gotta love the way Japan does peaches. 🥵
Rando dude: "Hey wanna F😀🌜k?"
Woman: "No."
Rando dude: "No man will live up to your unrealistically high standards!"
Eowyn: "I am no man!"
Woman: 😉
Woman: "No."
Rando dude: "No man will live up to your unrealistically high standards!"
Eowyn: "I am no man!"
Woman: 😉
April 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Rando dude: "Hey wanna F😀🌜k?"
Woman: "No."
Rando dude: "No man will live up to your unrealistically high standards!"
Eowyn: "I am no man!"
Woman: 😉
Woman: "No."
Rando dude: "No man will live up to your unrealistically high standards!"
Eowyn: "I am no man!"
Woman: 😉
#Metafails
Got flagged for captioning these "I love Super sassy Buddhist statues so much"
Meta = failure
Got flagged for captioning these "I love Super sassy Buddhist statues so much"
Meta = failure
April 9, 2025 at 10:49 AM
#Metafails
Got flagged for captioning these "I love Super sassy Buddhist statues so much"
Meta = failure
Got flagged for captioning these "I love Super sassy Buddhist statues so much"
Meta = failure
1 fish, 2 fish, red fish.... nm
April 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
1 fish, 2 fish, red fish.... nm
Schrodinger's President:
Simultaniously has no idea what was in the messages or what was happening while being 100% certain there wasn't any classified info in the messages.
#sureJan
Simultaniously has no idea what was in the messages or what was happening while being 100% certain there wasn't any classified info in the messages.
#sureJan
March 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Schrodinger's President:
Simultaniously has no idea what was in the messages or what was happening while being 100% certain there wasn't any classified info in the messages.
#sureJan
Simultaniously has no idea what was in the messages or what was happening while being 100% certain there wasn't any classified info in the messages.
#sureJan
"He's a few panels shy of a full cybertruck" is now my go to phrase.
It's perfect because, even with a full cybertruck, they've not much to work with.
🤗 #threelicks
It's perfect because, even with a full cybertruck, they've not much to work with.
🤗 #threelicks
March 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
"He's a few panels shy of a full cybertruck" is now my go to phrase.
It's perfect because, even with a full cybertruck, they've not much to work with.
🤗 #threelicks
It's perfect because, even with a full cybertruck, they've not much to work with.
🤗 #threelicks
My phone now has a new emoji and I think it speaks for most of us.
March 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My phone now has a new emoji and I think it speaks for most of us.
Sure eggs are getting cheaper, but at what cost?
March 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Sure eggs are getting cheaper, but at what cost?
I'm about to own this playground. 😎
February 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I'm about to own this playground. 😎
Planning your day as a creator wondering what contentious thing you can come up with to drive engagement.
Me brain: Fuck it man, just misspell somehting.
Me brain: Fuck it man, just misspell somehting.
February 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Planning your day as a creator wondering what contentious thing you can come up with to drive engagement.
Me brain: Fuck it man, just misspell somehting.
Me brain: Fuck it man, just misspell somehting.
I tell every kitty I meet that they are the most beautiful kitty in the world and that they are my favorite.
And it is the truth every single time.
#isimpforcats
And it is the truth every single time.
#isimpforcats
February 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I tell every kitty I meet that they are the most beautiful kitty in the world and that they are my favorite.
And it is the truth every single time.
#isimpforcats
And it is the truth every single time.
#isimpforcats
Me when my delayed ADHD prescription finally comes in.
"I am gonna get SO focused tonight! You don't even know."
"I am gonna get SO focused tonight! You don't even know."
February 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Me when my delayed ADHD prescription finally comes in.
"I am gonna get SO focused tonight! You don't even know."
"I am gonna get SO focused tonight! You don't even know."
"Why is it Evil gets to do what it wants while Virtue must prove itself again and again and again?"
Alchamy of Souls
Alchamy of Souls
February 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"Why is it Evil gets to do what it wants while Virtue must prove itself again and again and again?"
Alchamy of Souls
Alchamy of Souls
Yesterday I learned that The Art of War by Sun Tzu is really an ancient version of The Idiot's Guide to War.
He wrote it for aristocratic nobles who thought they knew everything in the hopes they wouldn't get all their men killed.
The world makes a teensy bit more sense to me now.
He wrote it for aristocratic nobles who thought they knew everything in the hopes they wouldn't get all their men killed.
The world makes a teensy bit more sense to me now.
February 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Yesterday I learned that The Art of War by Sun Tzu is really an ancient version of The Idiot's Guide to War.
He wrote it for aristocratic nobles who thought they knew everything in the hopes they wouldn't get all their men killed.
The world makes a teensy bit more sense to me now.
He wrote it for aristocratic nobles who thought they knew everything in the hopes they wouldn't get all their men killed.
The world makes a teensy bit more sense to me now.