natgeowhore.bsky.social
@natgeowhore.bsky.social
Your favorite San Diego shitposter
If Travis Scott was into Gastroenterology: gimme the poop!
January 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
If you try to speak with me when I have AirPods in I will literally try to microwave you with my mind powers
January 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
In my restless dreams, I’m a gunslinger in downtown San Diego. At high noon, I—the scrappy public servant— square off with the corporate social. He falls to the ground. I triumphantly ride my horse down to waterfront.
January 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Stop the militarization of teeth cleaning!!!! Regular floss is FINE I just almost killed mysrlf with a #waterpik
January 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Yeah yeah Tame Impala is one guy. Everyone’s always talkin about how Tame Impala is one guy.

When are we gonna talk about the fact that I’m just one girl? Who manages a lot including but not limited to a full time job and dating in 2025 .
January 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Sooo is there anyone funny on this app yet? Or is it just me aha ha
January 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM