Mayor Wise
@natewise.bsky.social
I will be here and I will be wherever the cold beer is
Formerly of Twitter mediocrity
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Mayor Wise
@natewise.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Living the dream, one nightmare at a time
Because of the internet I can’t have a snow day from work where I sip a hot beverage and look longingly through the window at the snow that’s been falling since I got up.
February 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Because of the internet I can’t have a snow day from work where I sip a hot beverage and look longingly through the window at the snow that’s been falling since I got up.
Not getting a tax return but owing the gubment 400 bucks feels like a kick in the nads all things considered. Special thanks to that big orange bag of shit for the bad tax policy
January 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Not getting a tax return but owing the gubment 400 bucks feels like a kick in the nads all things considered. Special thanks to that big orange bag of shit for the bad tax policy
The best and worst part of making bacon is that everything smells like bacon
January 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The best and worst part of making bacon is that everything smells like bacon
Big man Blastoise
a blue and yellow turtle with a cannon on its back is dancing
ALT: a blue and yellow turtle with a cannon on its back is dancing
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January 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Living the dream, one nightmare at a time
November 15, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Living the dream, one nightmare at a time