@natekushner.bsky.social
Music under the fake band name of Major Metals. majormetalsmusic.com UX design. Absurdity. Goofs. I'm starting to think that Trump guy is a scoundrel.
Have some respect....
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Have some respect....
@learnedleague.com Thorsten, what are you doing to me with this promotion to A? I'm a-scared.
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
@learnedleague.com Thorsten, what are you doing to me with this promotion to A? I'm a-scared.
I know this guy, and yes, you should get ready.
I was on the bird place last time I released music. Get ready.
October 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I know this guy, and yes, you should get ready.
Um, ok, if I suddenly retire and if I suddenly have my balls gold-plated this December, its because of this Christmas song i just wrote.
October 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Um, ok, if I suddenly retire and if I suddenly have my balls gold-plated this December, its because of this Christmas song i just wrote.
Me sampling jerky at a mall kiosk: "This jerky tastes so good, it had to have been made by a 12 year old boy who wasn't wearing a hat."
Employee at @matthatjerky.bsky.social kiosk: "Buckle up, fucko, cause I'm about to blow your mind."
Employee at @matthatjerky.bsky.social kiosk: "Buckle up, fucko, cause I'm about to blow your mind."
October 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Me sampling jerky at a mall kiosk: "This jerky tastes so good, it had to have been made by a 12 year old boy who wasn't wearing a hat."
Employee at @matthatjerky.bsky.social kiosk: "Buckle up, fucko, cause I'm about to blow your mind."
Employee at @matthatjerky.bsky.social kiosk: "Buckle up, fucko, cause I'm about to blow your mind."
More like Paul Midwesterberg.
October 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
More like Paul Midwesterberg.
If you look at the name of this national forest, you'll notice that its name is exactly Waluigi spelled backwards. This should tell you that something is afoot.
October 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If you look at the name of this national forest, you'll notice that its name is exactly Waluigi spelled backwards. This should tell you that something is afoot.
An assortment of numbers between 1 and 75, arranged in a 5 by 5 grid with a free space in the middle spot? I didnt have that on my bingo card.
October 1, 2025 at 11:43 AM
An assortment of numbers between 1 and 75, arranged in a 5 by 5 grid with a free space in the middle spot? I didnt have that on my bingo card.
Broke my duolingo streak today. Now I don't know if I even WANT to learn Nell.
September 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Broke my duolingo streak today. Now I don't know if I even WANT to learn Nell.
I don't trust anyone that's got a skeleton inside them. Have you seen those things?!
September 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I don't trust anyone that's got a skeleton inside them. Have you seen those things?!
Much health and healing to the deceased and his festival.
September 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Much health and healing to the deceased and his festival.
Turning Point's stuff has gone downhill the past couple days.
September 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Turning Point's stuff has gone downhill the past couple days.
He's in heaven now, making amazing music with Jimi Hendrix, Janis Jopin, Franz Liszt, and Bruce Springsteen. I imagine him playing hambone percussion.
September 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
He's in heaven now, making amazing music with Jimi Hendrix, Janis Jopin, Franz Liszt, and Bruce Springsteen. I imagine him playing hambone percussion.
Ok, but whose phone should I be using?
You're More Likely to Get Hemorrhoids If You Use Your Phone on the Toilet https://people.com/youre-more-likely-to-get-hemorrhoids-if-you-use-phone-on-toilet-11803559
𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝘄𝘀 ⇢ CanadaHealthwatch.ca 🍁
𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝘄𝘀 ⇢ CanadaHealthwatch.ca 🍁
September 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Ok, but whose phone should I be using?
I hope the Pentagon is ordering some cuh-RAZY bread, on accounta how insane the whole thing is.
September 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I hope the Pentagon is ordering some cuh-RAZY bread, on accounta how insane the whole thing is.
They full on made C. Thomas Howell do whiteface in The Outsiders....smh
August 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
They full on made C. Thomas Howell do whiteface in The Outsiders....smh
There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't be Air Budd Dwyer.
August 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't be Air Budd Dwyer.
In Soviet Russia, Shudder presents Corn in the Clownfield.
August 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
In Soviet Russia, Shudder presents Corn in the Clownfield.
Reposted
TV detective: These are some pretty intense lyrics. He must have had a lot of enemies. What parent WOULDN’T want to throttle him for filling their kids’ heads with trash?
Slain pop punk musician via music video: 🎵 Some cats may call me rude, but they just hate my doggie ‘tude! Woof!
Slain pop punk musician via music video: 🎵 Some cats may call me rude, but they just hate my doggie ‘tude! Woof!
August 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
TV detective: These are some pretty intense lyrics. He must have had a lot of enemies. What parent WOULDN’T want to throttle him for filling their kids’ heads with trash?
Slain pop punk musician via music video: 🎵 Some cats may call me rude, but they just hate my doggie ‘tude! Woof!
Slain pop punk musician via music video: 🎵 Some cats may call me rude, but they just hate my doggie ‘tude! Woof!
How many Stamps does it take to send an actor to heaven?
Terrence Stamp. Delete.
Terrence Stamp. Delete.
August 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
How many Stamps does it take to send an actor to heaven?
Terrence Stamp. Delete.
Terrence Stamp. Delete.
The 1980s were just a Lengthiest Buttock competition.
August 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The 1980s were just a Lengthiest Buttock competition.
Kids used to be into Sit Ubu Sit, and now all they talk about is Shit Labubu Shit.
August 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Kids used to be into Sit Ubu Sit, and now all they talk about is Shit Labubu Shit.
If you love dictionary co-authors so much, why don't you Merriam?
July 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
If you love dictionary co-authors so much, why don't you Merriam?
Adjusted for inflation, he's probably a Chabillionaire by now.
July 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Adjusted for inflation, he's probably a Chabillionaire by now.
It stands for Heating, Ventilation, and All Cops.
July 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It stands for Heating, Ventilation, and All Cops.