Nate Gallaway
@nategway.bsky.social
Sarcasm is one of my favorite drugs. Meme HOF, Stand-Up Comedian/Writer/Producer/Director/Podcaster(@latenitewnate.bsky.social)....I create stuff.
A few years ago I bought a towel warmer. I finally used it. I'm never going back to using unbaked towels. I need my towels baked for at least 15 minutes.
December 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
A few years ago I bought a towel warmer. I finally used it. I'm never going back to using unbaked towels. I need my towels baked for at least 15 minutes.
Getting into heaven won't be easy for me. I'm in a meeting daydreaming. The dude in front of me is wearing his wedding ring and watch on his right hand. I'm like hmm. I wonder why he isn't wearing his watch and ring on his left hand. I'm trying to figure it out.
December 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Getting into heaven won't be easy for me. I'm in a meeting daydreaming. The dude in front of me is wearing his wedding ring and watch on his right hand. I'm like hmm. I wonder why he isn't wearing his watch and ring on his left hand. I'm trying to figure it out.
Oddly enough Christmas tree bags make your tree look like a wrapped up body is in there.... I'm not a hit man but if I was one, I'd do numbers in December... Ijs...
a man is wearing a black jacket and a necklace and has the words think about it on his face .
ALT: a man is wearing a black jacket and a necklace and has the words think about it on his face .
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November 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Oddly enough Christmas tree bags make your tree look like a wrapped up body is in there.... I'm not a hit man but if I was one, I'd do numbers in December... Ijs...
Why does loss prevention in Burlington have on a bulletproof vest? Is it that serious or are they letting us know it can get that serious???
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Why does loss prevention in Burlington have on a bulletproof vest? Is it that serious or are they letting us know it can get that serious???
Hell comes in many forms... Hartsfield-Jackson ATL is literally Satan's asshole!
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Hell comes in many forms... Hartsfield-Jackson ATL is literally Satan's asshole!
My homies told me Costa Rica is magical, they weren't lying. This year has been full of ups & downs career and relationships wise. I've gotten producer credits, finished pilots for a few shows, had meetings, sold a show just to have the money pulled(that gutted me), and lost folks that I cared for.
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My homies told me Costa Rica is magical, they weren't lying. This year has been full of ups & downs career and relationships wise. I've gotten producer credits, finished pilots for a few shows, had meetings, sold a show just to have the money pulled(that gutted me), and lost folks that I cared for.
I just saw some passport bros in the wild. They look even goofier in person.
November 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I just saw some passport bros in the wild. They look even goofier in person.
Birdman said that with his whole chest 😂😂😂🤣
October 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Birdman said that with his whole chest 😂😂😂🤣
I'm kinda upset that The Fish & Chicken platter has more chicken than fish. This is a fish establishment! It's called Long John Silver's, not Old McDonald's Farm. There should be 3 fish & 2 chicken on the platter. The fish comes first on The Fish & Chicken platter because The Fish is the star!
October 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I'm kinda upset that The Fish & Chicken platter has more chicken than fish. This is a fish establishment! It's called Long John Silver's, not Old McDonald's Farm. There should be 3 fish & 2 chicken on the platter. The fish comes first on The Fish & Chicken platter because The Fish is the star!
This is totally random but we don't talk enough about preachers bombing at funerals.
October 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This is totally random but we don't talk enough about preachers bombing at funerals.
I get more texts from Harbor Freight than I do from my mama 😂.
September 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I get more texts from Harbor Freight than I do from my mama 😂.
I just cleaned the crib to rapture music. I better get called up with the 5PM wave of folks.
September 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I just cleaned the crib to rapture music. I better get called up with the 5PM wave of folks.
I'm gonna keep it real with y'all. As a church kid I've lived through about 4-5 raptures now. I'm interested to see if tomorrow is really "the big one". Also if you're one of those folks looking to get rid of cash, stocks and or bonds because you're being "caught up" tomorrow... Hit my line.
September 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I'm gonna keep it real with y'all. As a church kid I've lived through about 4-5 raptures now. I'm interested to see if tomorrow is really "the big one". Also if you're one of those folks looking to get rid of cash, stocks and or bonds because you're being "caught up" tomorrow... Hit my line.
America is getting what she deserves and no Black woman or Black person can save her.
September 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
America is getting what she deserves and no Black woman or Black person can save her.
Calling me a "failed" entertainer online doesn't hurt my feelings. I know it's a slow burn... this year I've gained more ground in my career than I ever have and at the end of the day... You're still watching.
September 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Calling me a "failed" entertainer online doesn't hurt my feelings. I know it's a slow burn... this year I've gained more ground in my career than I ever have and at the end of the day... You're still watching.
Some loser in my DMs called me a monkey... Ohhh nooooooo! Haven't heard that one before as a Black person 🤣.
September 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Some loser in my DMs called me a monkey... Ohhh nooooooo! Haven't heard that one before as a Black person 🤣.
You can always tell who the raggedy neighbors are on trash day. Folks could make it easier on the recycling crew... Break those got damn boxes down!
September 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
You can always tell who the raggedy neighbors are on trash day. Folks could make it easier on the recycling crew... Break those got damn boxes down!
Folks love to roast... Until you roast back.
September 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Folks love to roast... Until you roast back.
I cheated on Sam's Club with BJ's.
August 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I cheated on Sam's Club with BJ's.
I just drove by a pickleball court... It was a hilarious sight.
August 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I just drove by a pickleball court... It was a hilarious sight.
Mhmmm, can you smell it? Smells like flannel season. It's my time to shine!
August 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Mhmmm, can you smell it? Smells like flannel season. It's my time to shine!
Apparently a rooster lives behind me 🤦🏿♂️.
August 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Apparently a rooster lives behind me 🤦🏿♂️.
Maintenance workers really take all day to fix stuff... 🤦🏿♂️
August 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Maintenance workers really take all day to fix stuff... 🤦🏿♂️
I'm thinking about heading to LA for a few weeks. I need a change of scenery.
August 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I'm thinking about heading to LA for a few weeks. I need a change of scenery.
I love spending time with my folks. I just gotta get them to understand that dinner isn't at 3:30... This is snack time.
August 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I love spending time with my folks. I just gotta get them to understand that dinner isn't at 3:30... This is snack time.