Natashia
@natashia.bsky.social
"¡Ay, caramba!" -Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson
Now if you don't mind, dude, I was smoking to self medicate so I can continue to hand sew an obnoxiously loud veil to wear to a rave on Valentine's Day. Good day.
"It's not that deep" BUT IT IS. Men just can't help but get involved to make you involved in their complexities. It wasn't engagement with me, just a declaration. Sorry to this man rushing home from work to his beautiful wife and 2.5 kids. Living like a weirdo is actually harder work than it seems.
Because if the thought was for him to realize that he enjoys smoking he'd just say it in his head. Saying it out loud recruits me as a witness to your journey of being a normal average person meeting this woman dressed in men's clothing discreetly smoking a sleek slim rolled sativa in an alleyway.
February 13, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Now if you don't mind, dude, I was smoking to self medicate so I can continue to hand sew an obnoxiously loud veil to wear to a rave on Valentine's Day. Good day.
"It's not that deep" BUT IT IS. Men just can't help but get involved to make you involved in their complexities. It wasn't engagement with me, just a declaration. Sorry to this man rushing home from work to his beautiful wife and 2.5 kids. Living like a weirdo is actually harder work than it seems.
Because if the thought was for him to realize that he enjoys smoking he'd just say it in his head. Saying it out loud recruits me as a witness to your journey of being a normal average person meeting this woman dressed in men's clothing discreetly smoking a sleek slim rolled sativa in an alleyway.
I think these responsible men never realized until encountering me that living a double life as a disastrous tragedy and a degenerate artist type was a possibility. Sir, walk into the light. Burn it all down and do dumb things. You're allowed.
February 13, 2026 at 11:23 PM
"It's not that deep" BUT IT IS. Men just can't help but get involved to make you involved in their complexities. It wasn't engagement with me, just a declaration. Sorry to this man rushing home from work to his beautiful wife and 2.5 kids. Living like a weirdo is actually harder work than it seems.
Because if the thought was for him to realize that he enjoys smoking he'd just say it in his head. Saying it out loud recruits me as a witness to your journey of being a normal average person meeting this woman dressed in men's clothing discreetly smoking a sleek slim rolled sativa in an alleyway.
I think these responsible men never realized until encountering me that living a double life as a disastrous tragedy and a degenerate artist type was a possibility. Sir, walk into the light. Burn it all down and do dumb things. You're allowed.
Unexplained phenomenon: men saying "smells good" when they encounter me quietly smoking a joint. Darling, you too could be high if you wanted to.
February 13, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Because if the thought was for him to realize that he enjoys smoking he'd just say it in his head. Saying it out loud recruits me as a witness to your journey of being a normal average person meeting this woman dressed in men's clothing discreetly smoking a sleek slim rolled sativa in an alleyway.
I think these responsible men never realized until encountering me that living a double life as a disastrous tragedy and a degenerate artist type was a possibility. Sir, walk into the light. Burn it all down and do dumb things. You're allowed.
Unexplained phenomenon: men saying "smells good" when they encounter me quietly smoking a joint. Darling, you too could be high if you wanted to.
February 13, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I think these responsible men never realized until encountering me that living a double life as a disastrous tragedy and a degenerate artist type was a possibility. Sir, walk into the light. Burn it all down and do dumb things. You're allowed.
Unexplained phenomenon: men saying "smells good" when they encounter me quietly smoking a joint. Darling, you too could be high if you wanted to.
February 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Unexplained phenomenon: men saying "smells good" when they encounter me quietly smoking a joint. Darling, you too could be high if you wanted to.
I've returned to finish the fashion monstrosity I started. I fear my power.
February 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I've returned to finish the fashion monstrosity I started. I fear my power.
Now I gotta work to apply everything i learned?!? Dammit.
February 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Now I gotta work to apply everything i learned?!? Dammit.
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[me as an olympic hockey player]
sorry!
shit sorry 😔
whoopsie!
whoa my b 😬
sorry i'm not that good on skates
fallen arches
sorry
sorry!
shit sorry 😔
whoopsie!
whoa my b 😬
sorry i'm not that good on skates
fallen arches
sorry
February 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
[me as an olympic hockey player]
sorry!
shit sorry 😔
whoopsie!
whoa my b 😬
sorry i'm not that good on skates
fallen arches
sorry
sorry!
shit sorry 😔
whoopsie!
whoa my b 😬
sorry i'm not that good on skates
fallen arches
sorry
Apparently the last 8 years were difficult because of Saturn in my astrological sun sign UNTIL TODAY and I choose to believe it because I can no longer exist the way I have for the last 8 years. It was ALL lessons and I'm sick of learning.
February 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Apparently the last 8 years were difficult because of Saturn in my astrological sun sign UNTIL TODAY and I choose to believe it because I can no longer exist the way I have for the last 8 years. It was ALL lessons and I'm sick of learning.
I make bold statements hard like this and then immediately start making a frivolous fashion accessory constructed entirely of plastic products.
Personal fashion standard: I avoid buying fleece because of the microplastics it creates from washing.
Working on also ditching: faux fur, glitter.
Working on also ditching: faux fur, glitter.
February 13, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I make bold statements hard like this and then immediately start making a frivolous fashion accessory constructed entirely of plastic products.
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If it gets out of control I'll save it for another occasion. I feel like I have to follow through with the intense vision on this.
I'm so mad because it grows more ridiculous by the second. I need to wear this on my head on top of a wig precariously pinned onto my head and be able to move a lot which is asking a lot. Clown levels of gaudy. I'm not at the point of no return yet but I have it all lined up. I'm SCARED.
It keeps getting more ostentatious which is worrisome because I don't do it to attract attention but rather scare people from trying to interact with me and sometimes you get so tacky that it does a lap and comes back around to appealing.
February 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
If it gets out of control I'll save it for another occasion. I feel like I have to follow through with the intense vision on this.
I'm so mad because it grows more ridiculous by the second. I need to wear this on my head on top of a wig precariously pinned onto my head and be able to move a lot which is asking a lot. Clown levels of gaudy. I'm not at the point of no return yet but I have it all lined up. I'm SCARED.
It keeps getting more ostentatious which is worrisome because I don't do it to attract attention but rather scare people from trying to interact with me and sometimes you get so tacky that it does a lap and comes back around to appealing.
Why make invasive thoughts into reality? Why do this? WHY?
February 13, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I'm so mad because it grows more ridiculous by the second. I need to wear this on my head on top of a wig precariously pinned onto my head and be able to move a lot which is asking a lot. Clown levels of gaudy. I'm not at the point of no return yet but I have it all lined up. I'm SCARED.
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It keeps getting more ostentatious which is worrisome because I don't do it to attract attention but rather scare people from trying to interact with me and sometimes you get so tacky that it does a lap and comes back around to appealing.
Why make invasive thoughts into reality? Why do this? WHY?
February 12, 2026 at 8:24 PM
It keeps getting more ostentatious which is worrisome because I don't do it to attract attention but rather scare people from trying to interact with me and sometimes you get so tacky that it does a lap and comes back around to appealing.
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Absolutely haunting.
February 12, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Absolutely haunting.
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the phrase ‘phone it in’ no longer makes sense bc making a phone call is one of the worst things you can be asked to do
February 12, 2026 at 2:47 AM
the phrase ‘phone it in’ no longer makes sense bc making a phone call is one of the worst things you can be asked to do
Why make invasive thoughts into reality? Why do this? WHY?
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Why make invasive thoughts into reality? Why do this? WHY?
Inventing a new style of veil (sports themed).
February 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Inventing a new style of veil (sports themed).
I don't like receiving flowers from people. I like getting myself flowers. Because then I get to pick which ones are filling my space with their vibe. Also, when I see them I am reminded how much I love myself. These are last week's, captured just before they retire. I love them so much.
February 11, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I don't like receiving flowers from people. I like getting myself flowers. Because then I get to pick which ones are filling my space with their vibe. Also, when I see them I am reminded how much I love myself. These are last week's, captured just before they retire. I love them so much.
A visit to one of my favourite places feels like a good time to disclose that I talk to my plants and flowers but I'm aware that it is all for me. They speak in sunshine and I only know English.
February 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
A visit to one of my favourite places feels like a good time to disclose that I talk to my plants and flowers but I'm aware that it is all for me. They speak in sunshine and I only know English.
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The outfit doesn't look right at all. I think I have to start from scratch again.
February 11, 2026 at 6:27 PM
The outfit doesn't look right at all. I think I have to start from scratch again.
TikTok taught me today that kink can be appealing because of attention issues. That fact feels a lot sexier than assuming it was from the CPTSD.
February 11, 2026 at 12:26 PM
TikTok taught me today that kink can be appealing because of attention issues. That fact feels a lot sexier than assuming it was from the CPTSD.
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Mental health supports in BC
helpstartshere.gov.bc.ca
You can also text or call to connect with the Kids Help Phone team of crisis responders anytime 24/7
In Canada
📞 Call 1-800-668-6868
📱 Youth can text 686868
📱 Adults can text 741741
helpstartshere.gov.bc.ca
You can also text or call to connect with the Kids Help Phone team of crisis responders anytime 24/7
In Canada
📞 Call 1-800-668-6868
📱 Youth can text 686868
📱 Adults can text 741741
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Mental health supports in BC
helpstartshere.gov.bc.ca
You can also text or call to connect with the Kids Help Phone team of crisis responders anytime 24/7
In Canada
📞 Call 1-800-668-6868
📱 Youth can text 686868
📱 Adults can text 741741
helpstartshere.gov.bc.ca
You can also text or call to connect with the Kids Help Phone team of crisis responders anytime 24/7
In Canada
📞 Call 1-800-668-6868
📱 Youth can text 686868
📱 Adults can text 741741