Ava Smartt
@nataliemarsvolta.bsky.social
MD | PhD | LCSW
research fellow at Your Mom’s House
research fellow at Your Mom’s House
When I sold weed I thought of the cost of things based off how many grams I’d have to sell to afford them
When I fucked people for money I thought in terms of how many dicks I’d have to take
Now that I have an office job I think about it in terms of how many hours of suicidal ideation are required
When I fucked people for money I thought in terms of how many dicks I’d have to take
Now that I have an office job I think about it in terms of how many hours of suicidal ideation are required
May 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
When I sold weed I thought of the cost of things based off how many grams I’d have to sell to afford them
When I fucked people for money I thought in terms of how many dicks I’d have to take
Now that I have an office job I think about it in terms of how many hours of suicidal ideation are required
When I fucked people for money I thought in terms of how many dicks I’d have to take
Now that I have an office job I think about it in terms of how many hours of suicidal ideation are required
Tgirls were invented by Pioneer to sell more CDJs
April 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Tgirls were invented by Pioneer to sell more CDJs
I refuse to watch porn with dubstep in it
April 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I refuse to watch porn with dubstep in it
I’d rather get broken up with than lose a stuffie
April 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I’d rather get broken up with than lose a stuffie
I literally just nut in her and she asks me “Have you ever read The Faggots & Their Friends Between Revolutions”
April 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I literally just nut in her and she asks me “Have you ever read The Faggots & Their Friends Between Revolutions”
I’d date a woman that doesn’t watch porn but I’d never date a man that doesn’t
April 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I’d date a woman that doesn’t watch porn but I’d never date a man that doesn’t
Resisting the urge to cruise the dolls in the queer clinic waiting room
April 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Resisting the urge to cruise the dolls in the queer clinic waiting room
A downside to eating less/being healthier is you don’t get to take as many shits that make you feel like a whole new person
March 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
A downside to eating less/being healthier is you don’t get to take as many shits that make you feel like a whole new person
I couch understanding in colloquialism, snark, jokes, and asides
March 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I couch understanding in colloquialism, snark, jokes, and asides
The best part of transitioning is people finally wanna drug me
March 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The best part of transitioning is people finally wanna drug me
You don’t need a squatty potty if your heels are high enough
March 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
You don’t need a squatty potty if your heels are high enough
At least the OG Nazis manufactured high quality drugs
March 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
At least the OG Nazis manufactured high quality drugs
Tgirls that are plural or therians turning their noses up at tgirls that are sissies - bonkers
March 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Tgirls that are plural or therians turning their noses up at tgirls that are sissies - bonkers
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I will live long enough to see the 21 vape salute at Elon’s funeral.
March 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I will live long enough to see the 21 vape salute at Elon’s funeral.
Top Gear adjacent content has just gotten increasingly sad and lame
March 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Top Gear adjacent content has just gotten increasingly sad and lame
Definitely clothes in that bag and not an absurd amount of fuck toys
March 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Definitely clothes in that bag and not an absurd amount of fuck toys
The only motivation I have to leave the house rn is b/c I want food, booze, and cocaine.
And tbh I only want the food so I can consume more booze and cocaine.
And tbh I only want the food so I can consume more booze and cocaine.
March 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The only motivation I have to leave the house rn is b/c I want food, booze, and cocaine.
And tbh I only want the food so I can consume more booze and cocaine.
And tbh I only want the food so I can consume more booze and cocaine.
I, on occasion, do put together a cute look
March 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I, on occasion, do put together a cute look
Ah the classic Texas pastime of double checking your concealed carry before taking your pup on a quick late night walk.
March 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Ah the classic Texas pastime of double checking your concealed carry before taking your pup on a quick late night walk.
If I can just make it to 4:00 p.m. then I can finally eat breakfast 🙏
March 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If I can just make it to 4:00 p.m. then I can finally eat breakfast 🙏
So so disappointed when I found out Uncut Gems wasn’t about uncircumcised tgirls
March 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
So so disappointed when I found out Uncut Gems wasn’t about uncircumcised tgirls
The atrocities perpetrated by the Trump administration pale in comparison to the those being committed by the DJ at the vintage market outside my work playing a deep house/dubstep remix of LMFAO’s Sexy and I Know It at 11 a.m.
March 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The atrocities perpetrated by the Trump administration pale in comparison to the those being committed by the DJ at the vintage market outside my work playing a deep house/dubstep remix of LMFAO’s Sexy and I Know It at 11 a.m.
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Stone top butch vs verse fagdyke butch slut
February 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Stone top butch vs verse fagdyke butch slut
I don’t need trans allies.
I need trans accomplices.
If you’re not willing to break the law for us either grow a backbone or move the fuck on.
I need trans accomplices.
If you’re not willing to break the law for us either grow a backbone or move the fuck on.
February 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I don’t need trans allies.
I need trans accomplices.
If you’re not willing to break the law for us either grow a backbone or move the fuck on.
I need trans accomplices.
If you’re not willing to break the law for us either grow a backbone or move the fuck on.