Apparently I dress like a fuckboi
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Apparently I dress like a fuckboi
Fattening up the local squirrel population until they can no longer climb up the bird feeder
December 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Fattening up the local squirrel population until they can no longer climb up the bird feeder
Autogynaferraria
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Autogynaferraria
If we're gonna progress backwards a few decades can we get to the point where they just hand out benzos like candy quicker?
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If we're gonna progress backwards a few decades can we get to the point where they just hand out benzos like candy quicker?
Working crust Christmas song title: Jingle Bell (cum) Sock
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Working crust Christmas song title: Jingle Bell (cum) Sock
Can't wait to get to get called bigoted in 20 years for saying clanker with a hard r as a flesh haver.
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Can't wait to get to get called bigoted in 20 years for saying clanker with a hard r as a flesh haver.
Using pizza sauce as salad dressing
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Using pizza sauce as salad dressing
Homer Simpson was wrong you can't simply exchange money for goods and services anymore.
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Homer Simpson was wrong you can't simply exchange money for goods and services anymore.
Based on the migration patterns of ice I'm gonna go ahead say the median age gotta be above 60
November 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Based on the migration patterns of ice I'm gonna go ahead say the median age gotta be above 60
MFs listen to DIY but can't actually do anything themselves
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
MFs listen to DIY but can't actually do anything themselves
Hate the funk pop/fortnitilization of everything
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Hate the funk pop/fortnitilization of everything
Fortnite is just virtual Funko pops
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Fortnite is just virtual Funko pops
Chino is the superior Moreno
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Chino is the superior Moreno
Me drumming very off beat: i call this technique the Geiger counter
November 5, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Me drumming very off beat: i call this technique the Geiger counter
Nightmare before pissmass is the name of my power violence album
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Nightmare before pissmass is the name of my power violence album
Vote dommy mommy for Mayor of New york
October 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Vote dommy mommy for Mayor of New york
What's the business equivalent of come at me bro
October 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
What's the business equivalent of come at me bro
I'm pretty sure Tarantino died and was reincarnated as our cat
October 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'm pretty sure Tarantino died and was reincarnated as our cat
Andy cizek is collecting the infinity stones of dead post hardcore bands.
October 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Andy cizek is collecting the infinity stones of dead post hardcore bands.
Replacing all the huh's in all music with hyucks
October 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Replacing all the huh's in all music with hyucks
I'm the human equivalent of a golden retriever
October 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I'm the human equivalent of a golden retriever
The amount of people who think following someone is an endorsement of them is infuriating
October 9, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The amount of people who think following someone is an endorsement of them is infuriating
Marriage is between one man and one woman where at least one party has been divorced no less than two times.
October 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Marriage is between one man and one woman where at least one party has been divorced no less than two times.
It's bussy sprout season
October 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It's bussy sprout season
Sweating nervously at the Maha function when I realized I accidentallyus3d all the seed oils combined into one instead of beef tallow.
October 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Sweating nervously at the Maha function when I realized I accidentallyus3d all the seed oils combined into one instead of beef tallow.