My resolution for the year:
Crash out
Crash out
January 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
My resolution for the year:
Crash out
Crash out
Idk what could be worse than pedophilia and sex trafficking but what ever is in those files has got to be extremely heinous for them to beat around the bush this much
December 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Idk what could be worse than pedophilia and sex trafficking but what ever is in those files has got to be extremely heinous for them to beat around the bush this much
I was naive to think that The Hunger Games was too outlandish for even this administration.
December 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I was naive to think that The Hunger Games was too outlandish for even this administration.
Throwing your cigarette butts in your meat smoker will in fact make your meat taste like cigarettes. This has been a PSA 🤢
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Throwing your cigarette butts in your meat smoker will in fact make your meat taste like cigarettes. This has been a PSA 🤢
Hey just wondering, are eggs cheaper yet? 👀
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hey just wondering, are eggs cheaper yet? 👀
Rest in piss Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Rest in piss Dick Cheney
Hot take: the real villain of Kpop Demon Hunters was Celine
November 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Hot take: the real villain of Kpop Demon Hunters was Celine
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Me: WE'RE GOING UP UP UP IT'S OUR MOMENT
Absolutely no one:
Me: WE'RE GOING UP UP UP IT'S OUR MOMENT
October 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Me: WE'RE GOING UP UP UP IT'S OUR MOMENT
Absolutely no one:
Me: WE'RE GOING UP UP UP IT'S OUR MOMENT
Hey man if a MOM LOANS you a LIGHTER maybe DON'T BREAK OFF THE SAFETY MECHANISM AAAAAAAA
October 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hey man if a MOM LOANS you a LIGHTER maybe DON'T BREAK OFF THE SAFETY MECHANISM AAAAAAAA
I don't remember the hogs getting this mad when JLo and Shakira were shaking their asses en Español 🤔😂
October 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I don't remember the hogs getting this mad when JLo and Shakira were shaking their asses en Español 🤔😂
My toxic trait is I love the name Siobhan but I have a mini stroke trying to read it
September 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My toxic trait is I love the name Siobhan but I have a mini stroke trying to read it
Charlie Kirk once said: "It's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment"
September 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Charlie Kirk once said: "It's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment"
Imagine being a lil bitch.
Couldn't be me, girl. 💅
Couldn't be me, girl. 💅
August 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Imagine being a lil bitch.
Couldn't be me, girl. 💅
Couldn't be me, girl. 💅
I feel like every time Anxiety by Doechii comes on I'm getting Ice Ice Baby'd 😂😭
May 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I feel like every time Anxiety by Doechii comes on I'm getting Ice Ice Baby'd 😂😭
M&Ms nom nom nom
Or whatever Chappell Roan said
🔴🟠🟡🟢🔵🟤
Or whatever Chappell Roan said
🔴🟠🟡🟢🔵🟤
May 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
M&Ms nom nom nom
Or whatever Chappell Roan said
🔴🟠🟡🟢🔵🟤
Or whatever Chappell Roan said
🔴🟠🟡🟢🔵🟤
CRAFTING SUPPLIES!!!
(Excitement ensues)
(Excitement ensues)
April 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
CRAFTING SUPPLIES!!!
(Excitement ensues)
(Excitement ensues)
Damn it's always a good day when I get to flip a bird to a SwastiCar 🖕👍
April 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Damn it's always a good day when I get to flip a bird to a SwastiCar 🖕👍
So just cause some trees and flowers wanna fuck means I can't breathe? K.
a cartoon of a woman sneezing in a garden of flowers
ALT: a cartoon of a woman sneezing in a garden of flowers
media.tenor.com
March 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
So just cause some trees and flowers wanna fuck means I can't breathe? K.
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You can't be cute AND mentally stable, that would just be unfair to everyone else.
March 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You can't be cute AND mentally stable, that would just be unfair to everyone else.
Piercing check!
Tighten your piercings!
👍
Tighten your piercings!
👍
March 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Piercing check!
Tighten your piercings!
👍
Tighten your piercings!
👍
Mother Earth will provide.
So mote it be.
🙏
So mote it be.
🙏
February 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Mother Earth will provide.
So mote it be.
🙏
So mote it be.
🙏
Forever grateful for my friends 💜
February 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Forever grateful for my friends 💜
"not to sound mean but.. (says something very mean)"
Bruh why am I even still here?
Bruh why am I even still here?
February 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"not to sound mean but.. (says something very mean)"
Bruh why am I even still here?
Bruh why am I even still here?