Napemily
@napemily.bsky.social
Bisexual baddie, intersectional feminist and disgruntled Raptors fan. Lover of all things comedy and progressive politics. Cheese is my lord and saviour. Find me in the ocean or on the dance floor. Residing in Victoria (Lekwungen territory), BC. 🧀 🌈 🧜♀️ 🪩
I wonder how many of the Pussycat Dolls stayed single to this day? #idontneedaman
December 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I wonder how many of the Pussycat Dolls stayed single to this day? #idontneedaman
Btw. Toronto is my hometown and my first true love.
But.
It’s gone to shit.
But.
It’s gone to shit.
July 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Btw. Toronto is my hometown and my first true love.
But.
It’s gone to shit.
But.
It’s gone to shit.
Groceries are so cheap in Toronto. Still not worth it to live in this dump though.
July 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Groceries are so cheap in Toronto. Still not worth it to live in this dump though.
Why must people take off their shoes on an airplane!?
June 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Why must people take off their shoes on an airplane!?
I can’t believe I’m getting my first root canal tomorrow.
June 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I can’t believe I’m getting my first root canal tomorrow.
Dear Ontario et Doug Ford. I fricken hate seeing alcohol sales EVERYWHERE!! Signed an out of towner.
June 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Dear Ontario et Doug Ford. I fricken hate seeing alcohol sales EVERYWHERE!! Signed an out of towner.
Wow. Beets are so delicious.
May 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Wow. Beets are so delicious.
Do you ever go to push up your glasses but you’re wearing contacts instead?
May 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Do you ever go to push up your glasses but you’re wearing contacts instead?
Here comes Douggie Ford Prime Minister in waiting 2029. Oh lord.
April 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Here comes Douggie Ford Prime Minister in waiting 2029. Oh lord.
And if the conservatives win tonight it’ll be the last time we intake an election night from the CBC. #savetheCBC
April 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
And if the conservatives win tonight it’ll be the last time we intake an election night from the CBC. #savetheCBC
I hate how much my father looks like Bernie Sanders.
Poor Bern.
Poor Bern.
April 17, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I hate how much my father looks like Bernie Sanders.
Poor Bern.
Poor Bern.
When you hear someone other than you quietly speak, “I’ll have a Diet Coke” you just know you might have found your soulmate.
April 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
When you hear someone other than you quietly speak, “I’ll have a Diet Coke” you just know you might have found your soulmate.
Dear people on transit who don’t use headphones; literally die.
March 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Dear people on transit who don’t use headphones; literally die.
As the days and years go by I realize I really hate everything about Starbucks.
March 7, 2025 at 7:45 AM
As the days and years go by I realize I really hate everything about Starbucks.
The Brutalist. Brutal. Period.
March 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The Brutalist. Brutal. Period.
Well another year I won’t be winning my Oscar poll
@hifijack.bsky.social
@hifijack.bsky.social
March 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Well another year I won’t be winning my Oscar poll
@hifijack.bsky.social
@hifijack.bsky.social
Ariana Grande better win an Oscar tonight- in that dress!
March 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Ariana Grande better win an Oscar tonight- in that dress!
My distaste for Timothee Chalamet continues as he decides to wear the colour “butter” to the Oscars.
No thank you. 👎🏼
No thank you. 👎🏼
March 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My distaste for Timothee Chalamet continues as he decides to wear the colour “butter” to the Oscars.
No thank you. 👎🏼
No thank you. 👎🏼
Douggie Fordo comes out for his victory speech, remarks “what a crowd!”
The crowd is literally all white men.
The crowd is literally all white men.
February 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Douggie Fordo comes out for his victory speech, remarks “what a crowd!”
The crowd is literally all white men.
The crowd is literally all white men.
When did Doug Ford get veneers?
February 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
When did Doug Ford get veneers?
The NBA is poppin off rn and I am here for it!
February 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The NBA is poppin off rn and I am here for it!
Conclave and The Substance not nominated for best cinematography? No. That’s incorrect.
January 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Conclave and The Substance not nominated for best cinematography? No. That’s incorrect.
Just give Ariana the Oscar right now.
January 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Just give Ariana the Oscar right now.
Every single nomination for best actor at The Oscars is worthy except that Timothée guy. Get him off the list.
January 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Every single nomination for best actor at The Oscars is worthy except that Timothée guy. Get him off the list.