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the artist formerly known as @hbokujokiriya, presently known as @eiffelhera on the bird app
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At first the bluesky was designed as a.. perfect website..
the feeds didn't glitch out.. every post was funny & high effort.. there was no inscrutable drama or 'main character's

it was a disaster.

which is why the bluesky was redesigned to this.. 2012 twitter.. the peak of your civilization
June 21, 2023 at 9:41 PM
things i have frantically googled on more than one occasion
October 9, 2023 at 11:55 PM
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her: did you spend all afternoon editing kevin james into that norman rockwell painting?

me:
October 3, 2023 at 8:37 PM
i was gonna watch ofmd but john oliver's back
October 5, 2023 at 3:24 PM
my favorite wolverine is fat bear wolverine. it could also be ted kord but dc's playin'
Said this on the dying birdapp and bringing it here too:

We should adopt fat bear week as fandom challenge tbh. #fandomfatbears Post about your favorite fat bear characters. Reimagine your blorbos *as* fat bears. Wall to wall fanart of sexy hairy big ol' guys 😍🐻
October 5, 2023 at 2:48 PM
this website still feels too fresh and professional for me to comfortably tweet stuff like "grumpy queen karl urban on his way to the bank to cash another check for sexually confusing his teammates with threatening innuendos"
October 5, 2023 at 1:55 PM
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its a mystery how this guy lost the war on drugs
September 29, 2023 at 7:12 PM
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im a bitch / im a plumber
it's-a me / luigi's brother
September 29, 2023 at 3:58 PM
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So a lot of people who are in unstable, abusive, and/or periodically violent living situations keep cell phones hidden for emergencies.

If you know anyone in such a situation, make sure they know about FEMA's testing of its Wireless Emergency Alert (WEA) system next Wednesday.

/1
September 29, 2023 at 6:17 PM
i griped about threads... Bluesky immediately fixed threads... okayyyyy
September 29, 2023 at 6:14 PM
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for any newer folks, check out this thread to help curate your timeline preferences
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Sep 26
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September 27, 2023 at 9:17 AM
"can we cut the gay shit and get this show on the road? i came here for some good man-on-man grappling and slapping football!" hope this guy got a good paycheck
September 22, 2023 at 6:35 PM
[watches two girls making out] "oh, wait.... I'M gay!" stella you are my ensemble dark horse
September 22, 2023 at 6:33 PM
bottoms wins for its use of the avril lavigne needle drop
September 22, 2023 at 6:20 PM
"with the balls? he catches them and he... he throws them?"
"???"
"he's like the main guy"

help she means the quarterback
September 22, 2023 at 5:03 PM
"i feel like if we keep it up, we can actually take on huntington, you guys"
"no, if we keep it up, we can put our fingers inside of each other. grow up."
September 22, 2023 at 4:48 PM
"my dad left me and i'm incredibly punctual"
September 22, 2023 at 4:41 PM
"this is a good idea, okay? there's a serious lack of female solidarity at this school."
"not the point, hazel... not the point."

horny girl rights
September 22, 2023 at 4:32 PM
"i heard that you ate shit and killed literal girls in juvie"
"really? and what did you think about that?"
September 22, 2023 at 4:27 PM
OKAY, I MIGHT BE UGLY, BUT THESE AREN'T OVERALLS
September 22, 2023 at 4:21 PM
"yeah, sure, his sermons are good. but everybody knows he's fruity. EVERYBODY KNOWS HE'S FUCKING FRUITY!" asdfhalsjdhfsdfaskdfljksdf also my repressed life fantasy bc i read the scarlet letter at a formative age
September 22, 2023 at 4:17 PM
"this school has such a gay problem"
"okay, no. no one hates us for being gay. everyone hates us for being gay, untalented, and ugly"

oh my god
September 22, 2023 at 4:13 PM
bottoms'ing. such a shame i had the threading post function here.
September 22, 2023 at 4:05 PM
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Using a mutual’s following list to find my other friends
July 4, 2023 at 2:28 PM