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Tom
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A Leeds fan of no renown.
December 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Think this match is gonna end in tears
September 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Me: ‘Sorry to bother you sir, is the train for Chattanooga departing from platform 29?’

Him: ‘HELP, IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?’
September 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
September 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Agbadou-do-do
Plays in yellow
September 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I love them but I don’t want to see another

Leeds: 90% possession
Leeds: 100 shots on target
Leeds: 5 ballon d’or moments
Leeds: 11 Nobel prizes
Leeds: 7 VCs awarded

Final score

Wolves 1 - 0 Leeds
September 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’m too busy to be ill. I understand this will cause me to be more ill later down the line. I am stressed, waking up screaming and in pools of sweat. I am dissociating.

But once a week, most weeks of the year, I get to watch my Leeds lads against whatever team I get to hate for the day.

MOT 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
September 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Today a client wrote his own schedule of loss. He based it on wild assumptions, unrealistic, outdated sources, overlooked limitation, then complained about his own valuation.

I’m in a situation now where I don’t think I can actually help him save face.

Confidentially wrong on every single count.
September 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Being an adult is realising a perfect circle is impossible and you’re ok with it
September 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
@optajoe.com in Caerphilly for you MOT
September 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
WDL a piece. 4 points. Some class signings.

I won’t say I’m not disappointed, but I feel we have enough to stay up.

I might be wrong and this might be reposted.

I don’t really care.

MOT
September 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
🥺
August 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
@michaeltsb.bsky.social this match ball surely has to be one of the best yet. More comedy than any other game I’ve seen. Nothing taken away from Wednesday, but that performance needs to be harshly analysed with your cutting venom.
August 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Here’s some AI slop for you @michaeltsb.bsky.social but I feel it captures the essence of both of you
May 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Will be gutted if the versus isn’t the start of a perennial thing at #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Latvia was like something out of Avatar #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The Germany performer
a close up of a man in a superhero costume with his mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a man in a superhero costume with his mouth open .
media.tenor.com
May 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
@brynlaw.bsky.social give Cymru a shout out mun! MOT. Loving this
May 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
AI made me a ghibli
May 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Never touch your Farke with champagne after 21:00. It turns him into a fire beast.
April 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Cardiff taking its place as third best Welsh club. Being a Welsh Leeds fan is brilliant sometimes. Can’t wait to go to the office Monday.
April 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The one time I’m not pessimistic and it paid off
You’re all being too gloomy. 6 to go. Blades lost.

I’m usually pessimistic as shit but I’m still not worried, even all the way down here in 3rd.
April 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Good luck @brynlaw.bsky.social

Yn gobeithio mae nhw’n mynd i fyny i chdi.
April 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Help the Peacock recoup some losses

I respect how the owner doesn’t blame the fans. A worthy cause

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April 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I am so fucking ill, and can’t get the time off work because I tried to book it as leave to go to Leeds

I suppose being ill in Leeds would have been no good for anyone. Fuck sake.
April 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM