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【𝐋𝐯𝐥. 𝟏𝟱 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫】
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Hot-Blooded Adventurer who jumps first and thinks later.
More brawn than brains any day. Self-Proclaimed Master of the spear.

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December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
No quests out on the holidays so Argos is just lounging around in her own inn room.
December 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Argos would push herself off from the carry before landing on her own two feet.

" Wonder how many they brought boars they hunted? I've never been up those mountains but I wonder if there are also other strong monsters brought back to be cooked as well. "
“Again, the place is packed, we'll make it in when we can--!”

She huffed.

Plus if Argos jsut hopped off they'd be fine! She's just standing still and holding her!
" S-Shut up! Lets just go in and see if the A-team has brought back the boars already! "

She said, kicking her legs as if in protest.

" Ugh. Maybe I do need to drink myself till I'm drunk for once... "
December 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
" I guess... "

She lets out a sigh.

" But adventures are just more fun! Exploring dungeons, fighting monsters, all the rewards you can find. "
“Not really.

I mean crime happens all the time, and I still get to spend time with you.”

She shakes her head.
" Sounds depressing. No big monsters to fight, no scary ruins to explore. Just paper pushing and doing checks around the city. "
December 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
" S-Shut up! Lets just go in and see if the A-team has brought back the boars already! "

She said, kicking her legs as if in protest.

" Ugh. Maybe I do need to drink myself till I'm drunk for once... "
“Why would I? I'd never let you go.”

She went from stopping her impure thoughts to being quite the stoic knights.

It's honestly impressive really.

“Plus you seem to be enjoying yourself here just fine.”
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" C-Cause I'm usually the one charging full speed ahead. What if you suddenly stop and then I'm sent flying into the plaza's center fountain? "

She pouted as her arms crossed, her face still a bit red.
December 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
" Sounds depressing. No big monsters to fight, no scary ruins to explore. Just paper pushing and doing checks around the city. "
“We would probably be married by then. ”

Not that way.

“Not really. It's just doing medial tasks, but they are my job in the end of the day. It's my task.”
" Better sooner than later! I don't want to be a grandma by the time they pick their leader. "

Argos pouted.

" Besides, don't you knights get bored? Standin' guard by the gates and city walls all day. "
December 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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" C-Cause I'm usually the one charging full speed ahead. What if you suddenly stop and then I'm sent flying into the plaza's center fountain? "

She pouted as her arms crossed, her face still a bit red.
“When we're there? We're already here, you're holding on pretty tightly too.”

Basically cradled around Sandra's neck. Argos was really cute like this. They had a bit of a wait too.

Sandra? She'll just keep holding her like this.
" I-I can carry myself! Besides, I would've probably been even faster than you if you didn't keep stealing the kills and we were the same level. "

What a strange thing to complain about at this time.

" But you better be able to hold your ale' then when we get there. "
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
" Better sooner than later! I don't want to be a grandma by the time they pick their leader. "

Argos pouted.

" Besides, don't you knights get bored? Standin' guard by the gates and city walls all day. "
December 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
" I-I can carry myself! Besides, I would've probably been even faster than you if you didn't keep stealing the kills and we were the same level. "

What a strange thing to complain about at this time.

" But you better be able to hold your ale' then when we get there. "
“Well, it's the most easy way to carry you over. . .

Nothing wrong with it right?”

She was simply sprinting away! They were already pretty close, though as she got faster, she kept Argos closer.
" YEEAAUhhh—? "

Argos' cheer turned into confusion as midwalk she would suddenly be picked up from behind and was now being bridal carried. Her face a bit red from embarrassment.

" W-Wait a minute Sandy? Why am I being carried like this? "
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
" Yeah but, but, but like every story has the hero fighting a demon lord at some point! Gahhh! The demons need to hurry up and pick a new lord so I can find more exciting quests!

It's been mostly weak monsters and fetch quests on the job board! "
“Yeah, well, we were just kids when the demon king got slayed, and then the war ended when I graduated the academy. . .”

They truly were just basking in the golden age.
If the trek was late then they could always camp outside and sleep underneath the stars.

" Damn. Too peaceful. Wish there was a demon king or something so life would be a bit more exciting. "
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
" YEEAAUhhh—? "

Argos' cheer turned into confusion as midwalk she would suddenly be picked up from behind and was now being bridal carried. Her face a bit red from embarrassment.

" W-Wait a minute Sandy? Why am I being carried like this? "
“Oh, yeah, that. Well, if we wanna make sure we get some of the good stuff we should hurry up a bit. . .”

One second they were walking, the next Cassie grabbed Argos up by the back, and carried her bridal style in a full sprint!
" Heard the A-teams were given a quest from the guild to hunt those ginormous boars on the ice mountain. Sounds like dinner is going to be pretty good tonight! '
December 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
If the trek was late then they could always camp outside and sleep underneath the stars.

" Damn. Too peaceful. Wish there was a demon king or something so life would be a bit more exciting. "
Yeah, and the trek back would probably land them late at night. Mostly meaning that Sandra doesn't have a place to stay at since the knight's barracks are closed off.

“I think we have some bad luck. . .can't seem to find any action. . .”
" Alrighty then! "

She didn't mind that it was already afternoon. If she wasn't with Sandra she probably went questing on her own or played whatever games the local kids wanted to.
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
" Heard the A-teams were given a quest from the guild to hunt those ginormous boars on the ice mountain. Sounds like dinner is going to be pretty good tonight! '
She held her by the waist and promptly just remained calm, nodding.

“U-Uh, yeah, let's get going--!”

This is going to be a long night. . .
" Dinner for a whole month??? Woohoo!!! "

Argos would wrap herself around Sandra's arm, her bust pressing firmly against Sandra. She then used her free arm to point towards the sky.

" What are we waiting for then? We got taverns to pillage! "
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
" Alrighty then! "

She didn't mind that it was already afternoon. If she wasn't with Sandra she probably went questing on her own or played whatever games the local kids wanted to.
“Oh, uh, yeah, I assure you I--

It won't. It won't slash you at all.”

It's already the afternoon, they spent the entire time just yapping away.
" Not bad but its like an itch you feel... Hard to describe really. But so long as it doesn't suddenly start floating and trying to chop at me in my sleep its fine. "
December 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
" Dinner for a whole month??? Woohoo!!! "

Argos would wrap herself around Sandra's arm, her bust pressing firmly against Sandra. She then used her free arm to point towards the sky.

" What are we waiting for then? We got taverns to pillage! "
[Don't just make out with her, don't just make out with her, don't just make out with her.]

Uhhhhhh, yeah! I'll pay for dinner for the whole month!
Happy Holidays! Your present is me! You get to see me in a cute outfit!

Now where's my present? I'm thinking you can pay for all of tonight's meals at the tavern... Ooh, or maybe you can buy me a new set of light armor!
December 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
" Not bad but its like an itch you feel... Hard to describe really. But so long as it doesn't suddenly start floating and trying to chop at me in my sleep its fine. "
“Ummmm. . .is it that bad?”

It's most likely just Sandra refraining herself from cuddling Argos.

Her hard, intense stares and all that--.
" Maybe I'm going crazy or maybe its the bad mojo from the dark magic. Whatever the case, it's like I'm being watched at night...

Different from how Longee sits beside by bed. "
December 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Happy Holidays! Your present is me! You get to see me in a cute outfit!

Now where's my present? I'm thinking you can pay for all of tonight's meals at the tavern... Ooh, or maybe you can buy me a new set of light armor!
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
" Maybe I'm going crazy or maybe its the bad mojo from the dark magic. Whatever the case, it's like I'm being watched at night...

Different from how Longee sits beside by bed. "
“Eh?

My sword? It's just a steel sword I got at the knignt's sword rack.

I only infuse it with dark magic. . ”

She scratches the back of her head.
" Yeah. Doesn't help your sword seems eerily ominous. Sometimes I feel like it's staring daggers at me when we're sleeping in a tent, ahahah.

But since you're free often, it means I can join you usually. "
December 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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After a long day of training, he likes to take his time and unwind.

Such is the life of a recluse with the short end of the stick. You get used to the loneliness after a while.
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December 21, 2025 at 8:24 AM
" Ah! I see. I see. Offerings and whatnot. "

She didn't understand much of the offerings as she never had a patron deity, believing in herself above all but blacksmithing she knew all too well. Rare materials in armour drove costs exorbitantly with either engravings or for the durability.

The Hexblade followed her drunken movements from left to right, carefully analysing the vulnerabilities in their current disposition, while she maintained eye contact with Argo. Tipsy already—Holda was assured thanks to that, especially with her own alcohol preferences, utilising distilled

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The lancer sat there, grin on her face, swaying side to side as she waited and listened. It was the reaction from one with alcohol now running through her veins but primarily because she was never one to sit still.

" Mhm. Though that's only if you don't slide off your chair first. I will say, I'm
December 21, 2025 at 10:16 AM
" Yeah. Doesn't help your sword seems eerily ominous. Sometimes I feel like it's staring daggers at me when we're sleeping in a tent, ahahah.

But since you're free often, it means I can join you usually. "
December 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
" Repairs costed more than usual, Ain't got enough for a room tonight. Now scoot over some more, you're practically bigger than the bed. "
“𝐃𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐲𝐞𝐰´ 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧´ 𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐈 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥!"

#nsfwrp #drp
December 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Now that I think about it, I think I need myself a blacksmith more than a mage or healer. I can substitute a few twigs in the party for potions but cost of gear repairs is too expensive...

Not to mention I can't get them easily fixed during expedition missions.
December 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM