Night-time, the perfect time to bake a cake and stink up the building with a polite whiff of apples, of butter...
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Night-time, the perfect time to bake a cake and stink up the building with a polite whiff of apples, of butter...
Sometimes you meet someone who counts like this:
1, 2, 🌳, 4
1, 2, 🌳, 4
November 19, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Sometimes you meet someone who counts like this:
1, 2, 🌳, 4
1, 2, 🌳, 4
Nocturnal reminder that teenage girls lead 90% of linguistic change in society
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Nocturnal reminder that teenage girls lead 90% of linguistic change in society
Reposted by Nadia de Vries
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
I would like to win a prize
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I would like to win a prize
Where does all this fucking dust come from. Why is such a substantial part of life spent wiping dust???
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Where does all this fucking dust come from. Why is such a substantial part of life spent wiping dust???
Downstairs neighbor accused me of being 'a bohemian'
November 18, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Downstairs neighbor accused me of being 'a bohemian'
In 2026 no one is allowed to quote chestnuts from:
Susan Sontag
Joan Didion
Virginia Woolf
good luck xxx
Susan Sontag
Joan Didion
Virginia Woolf
good luck xxx
November 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
In 2026 no one is allowed to quote chestnuts from:
Susan Sontag
Joan Didion
Virginia Woolf
good luck xxx
Susan Sontag
Joan Didion
Virginia Woolf
good luck xxx
Do NOT open IG directly after m*sturbating, the horrible, healthy faces of your colleagues will fill you with disgust
November 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Do NOT open IG directly after m*sturbating, the horrible, healthy faces of your colleagues will fill you with disgust
This monologue is over four centuries old but it remains one of the hottest things I've ever read
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This monologue is over four centuries old but it remains one of the hottest things I've ever read
My cat fears the voice of Michael Gira
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My cat fears the voice of Michael Gira
Was listening to Swans while my mentally ill neighbor was having a breakdown outside and the two sounds meshed wonderfully
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Was listening to Swans while my mentally ill neighbor was having a breakdown outside and the two sounds meshed wonderfully
Ran into a prominent politician at the Swans gig... hmmm....
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Ran into a prominent politician at the Swans gig... hmmm....
Sassy even when in the midst of being assaulted
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Sassy even when in the midst of being assaulted
I love my new junkie bike so much, been riding around town all morning going 'haha 😌' and '🚲💁♀️'
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I love my new junkie bike so much, been riding around town all morning going 'haha 😌' and '🚲💁♀️'
Me and my new bike
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Me and my new bike
Bought a bike off a junkie for 20 euros, feels like 2012!
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Bought a bike off a junkie for 20 euros, feels like 2012!
No familyyyyy is safe... when I sashayyyy
November 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
No familyyyyy is safe... when I sashayyyy
tonight's Ams dilemma is Perfume Genius vs Claire-Louise Bennett. choose yr fighter, where is everyone going?
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
tonight's Ams dilemma is Perfume Genius vs Claire-Louise Bennett. choose yr fighter, where is everyone going?
When he checks all the boxes but this is the list:
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
When he checks all the boxes but this is the list:
Sorry to this man
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Sorry to this man
Wasp on the bus ruining everyone's life
November 4, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Wasp on the bus ruining everyone's life
Listening to heart-wrenching music while my cat is cleaning her asshole beside me
November 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Listening to heart-wrenching music while my cat is cleaning her asshole beside me
it's Anna Delvey, for fuck's sake
November 2, 2025 at 10:20 AM
it's Anna Delvey, for fuck's sake
Brittany Murphy was such a sweetie in Clueless. Makes me sad that she's no longer around
November 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Brittany Murphy was such a sweetie in Clueless. Makes me sad that she's no longer around