@nacklebooper.bsky.social
u want a bio, i’ll give ya a freakin’ bio 💪
It’s time to start treating motion smoothing on TVs like the public health crisis it is.
January 17, 2026 at 6:37 AM
It’s time to start treating motion smoothing on TVs like the public health crisis it is.
short-form video creators need to accelerate the decline of these platforms by sampling more unrelated/irrelevant audio. imagine a thirst trap overdubbed with a guy explaining how he made mead from hot dogs, or “shuoaw meeh the life häck” on a video of ducks in the snow
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
short-form video creators need to accelerate the decline of these platforms by sampling more unrelated/irrelevant audio. imagine a thirst trap overdubbed with a guy explaining how he made mead from hot dogs, or “shuoaw meeh the life häck” on a video of ducks in the snow
Maybe it’s the character limit, but the way people write on bsky can be so hard to parse, even among professional take-makers. Seeing NYT columnists use triple and quadruple negatives, like bruh
October 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Maybe it’s the character limit, but the way people write on bsky can be so hard to parse, even among professional take-makers. Seeing NYT columnists use triple and quadruple negatives, like bruh
Was at a friend’s dinner party, and she tried making a connection between me and another guest, saying “you both have podcasts!” The other friend and I both looked at each other and said “oh I don’t want to talk about that.” Incredibly validating experience.
October 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Was at a friend’s dinner party, and she tried making a connection between me and another guest, saying “you both have podcasts!” The other friend and I both looked at each other and said “oh I don’t want to talk about that.” Incredibly validating experience.
“POV”
“That feeling when you […]”
“Hashtag […]”
“Be me:”
CUT THIS SHIT OUT and just say what you want to say!!! You don’t need to tee up your statement with tired and unfunny qualifiers!!!
“That feeling when you […]”
“Hashtag […]”
“Be me:”
CUT THIS SHIT OUT and just say what you want to say!!! You don’t need to tee up your statement with tired and unfunny qualifiers!!!
October 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“POV”
“That feeling when you […]”
“Hashtag […]”
“Be me:”
CUT THIS SHIT OUT and just say what you want to say!!! You don’t need to tee up your statement with tired and unfunny qualifiers!!!
“That feeling when you […]”
“Hashtag […]”
“Be me:”
CUT THIS SHIT OUT and just say what you want to say!!! You don’t need to tee up your statement with tired and unfunny qualifiers!!!
Captain Jack Sbarro
September 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Captain Jack Sbarro
Wearing a helmet before I get behind the wheel of a car so I can drive responsibly
September 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Wearing a helmet before I get behind the wheel of a car so I can drive responsibly
arguably, the greatest spoonerism in the English language belongs to “cookie dough”
July 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
arguably, the greatest spoonerism in the English language belongs to “cookie dough”
Cuckolds the Echidna
July 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Cuckolds the Echidna
I am Authentically Kraeusened
May 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I am Authentically Kraeusened
Struggling to reconcile my fascination with books like The Name of the Wind and Spinning Silver, and my utter contempt for real-world finance
April 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Struggling to reconcile my fascination with books like The Name of the Wind and Spinning Silver, and my utter contempt for real-world finance
“play stupid games, win stupid prizes” is wasted on reddit, that could be a wonderful ad campaign for Dave and Busters
April 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
“play stupid games, win stupid prizes” is wasted on reddit, that could be a wonderful ad campaign for Dave and Busters
Soulja Boy Let Them
March 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Soulja Boy Let Them
This would have done numbers if I had capitalized Child 🧠
are you telling me a child mastered the art of french cooking?
February 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This would have done numbers if I had capitalized Child 🧠
been purging my Facebook to make it [even] less worthy of my time (will delete eventually) and I can tell it’s working because I’m getting recommended posts of kids at the helm of schooners made entirely of giant stalks of celery, with captions like “he made his own house, can he get a like?”
February 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
been purging my Facebook to make it [even] less worthy of my time (will delete eventually) and I can tell it’s working because I’m getting recommended posts of kids at the helm of schooners made entirely of giant stalks of celery, with captions like “he made his own house, can he get a like?”
are you telling me a child mastered the art of french cooking?
February 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
are you telling me a child mastered the art of french cooking?
so wait, is hatsune miku just 100gecs for weebs?
February 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
so wait, is hatsune miku just 100gecs for weebs?
“thank you mr. once and future king sir for helping us bring tiktok back to the USA!” 🤓
fuck off
fuck off
January 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
“thank you mr. once and future king sir for helping us bring tiktok back to the USA!” 🤓
fuck off
fuck off
spent some kitchen time mindlessly scrolling youtube shorts, and that feels pretty equivalent to tiktok? tbh whether I delve deeper into sidegrade shortform content brainrot or try to fix my attention span, I’m not going back to the clock app. something really gross happened to get it back in the US
January 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
spent some kitchen time mindlessly scrolling youtube shorts, and that feels pretty equivalent to tiktok? tbh whether I delve deeper into sidegrade shortform content brainrot or try to fix my attention span, I’m not going back to the clock app. something really gross happened to get it back in the US
it’s rough on tiktok today, the vibe is like a new year’s eve countdown to the internet getting worse
January 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
it’s rough on tiktok today, the vibe is like a new year’s eve countdown to the internet getting worse