@nachoiskerka.bsky.social
Professional Musician, amateur human being. Sometimes a writer. Usually confused.
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Superman 2025 is not the opposite of Man of Steel. Its the opposite of Batman Vs. Superman. Both movies live in the question of "In your power fantasy, is doing good enough?" BvS said "No, you have to consider the collateral." Superman said "No, but that shouldn't stop you from trying to do good."
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Superman 2025 is not the opposite of Man of Steel. Its the opposite of Batman Vs. Superman. Both movies live in the question of "In your power fantasy, is doing good enough?" BvS said "No, you have to consider the collateral." Superman said "No, but that shouldn't stop you from trying to do good."
Despite my recent posts on the contrary, I would like to note that nothing in politics is a party. Its being lit on fire inside of a garbage pile where people are having a scat-based orgy while half the people suggest hanging an air freshener and one dude suggests we go elsewhere and stop shitting.
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Despite my recent posts on the contrary, I would like to note that nothing in politics is a party. Its being lit on fire inside of a garbage pile where people are having a scat-based orgy while half the people suggest hanging an air freshener and one dude suggests we go elsewhere and stop shitting.
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Hired a dominatrix to humiliate me, and I kinda want my money back NGL. She ain't beat me in Goldeneye once this ENTIRE session.
August 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Hired a dominatrix to humiliate me, and I kinda want my money back NGL. She ain't beat me in Goldeneye once this ENTIRE session.
Hey remember that one maga song about hating being taxed because people get snap? I wonder if that guy has the balls to be singing it right now.
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hey remember that one maga song about hating being taxed because people get snap? I wonder if that guy has the balls to be singing it right now.
Alright, I'm sick of waking up to fresh hells. Can we get some leftover hell or some refridgerated store bought hells? What's the stouffer's frozen party size lasagna equivalent of hell?
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Alright, I'm sick of waking up to fresh hells. Can we get some leftover hell or some refridgerated store bought hells? What's the stouffer's frozen party size lasagna equivalent of hell?
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Today I bought some all purpose flour. It seems to be falsely advertised; as you cannot use it to block bullets.
March 3, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Today I bought some all purpose flour. It seems to be falsely advertised; as you cannot use it to block bullets.
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Whoever my ex-girlfriend sold the voodoo doll of me to, can you just hug it for a moment for me? Thanks.
January 16, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Whoever my ex-girlfriend sold the voodoo doll of me to, can you just hug it for a moment for me? Thanks.
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Sometimes I think I've over indulged in my writing. Then I remember someone wrote a commercially successful book that amounts to "Fuck poor people, charity is a scam designed to keep our heroic and hard working rich people down" and give myself an extra paragraph to get back on track.
May 31, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Sometimes I think I've over indulged in my writing. Then I remember someone wrote a commercially successful book that amounts to "Fuck poor people, charity is a scam designed to keep our heroic and hard working rich people down" and give myself an extra paragraph to get back on track.
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If I take a medication to get down my blood pressure will I see less posts about Andrew Tate? I hear they're called beta blockers...
August 8, 2024 at 6:18 PM
If I take a medication to get down my blood pressure will I see less posts about Andrew Tate? I hear they're called beta blockers...
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People will debate anything- I got a friend who says that men's wash scents are weird and should be like, sandalwood; another that women's wash should be named as aggressively as men's-Harvest moon witch, the blood of joan d'arc's enemies- And in the middle I'm like "peeps, I'm tryna take a shower?"
August 19, 2024 at 1:42 PM
People will debate anything- I got a friend who says that men's wash scents are weird and should be like, sandalwood; another that women's wash should be named as aggressively as men's-Harvest moon witch, the blood of joan d'arc's enemies- And in the middle I'm like "peeps, I'm tryna take a shower?"
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Honestly the person who would be most pissed off by AI is Thomas Kincade. Like, stealing ideas from actual talent to make generic kitsch bullshit is EXACTLY his entire career.
September 3, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Honestly the person who would be most pissed off by AI is Thomas Kincade. Like, stealing ideas from actual talent to make generic kitsch bullshit is EXACTLY his entire career.
Yo why the fuck did all the spirit of halloweens close already? Where will Republicans get all the clown shoes they're going to be wearing tomorrow?
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Yo why the fuck did all the spirit of halloweens close already? Where will Republicans get all the clown shoes they're going to be wearing tomorrow?
Honestly its kinda endearing how the media keeps presenting Silwa as though he's a contender in this race. Its like asking someone who their favorite Van Halen singer is and them answering Gary Cherone. Quick note: Dear Gary, yeah I know that was uncalled for. You're a great singer. Sorry man.
November 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Honestly its kinda endearing how the media keeps presenting Silwa as though he's a contender in this race. Its like asking someone who their favorite Van Halen singer is and them answering Gary Cherone. Quick note: Dear Gary, yeah I know that was uncalled for. You're a great singer. Sorry man.
Picked up watching the new adventure time series, and was thinking "Man, how could someone relate to a guy who feels depressingly out of place after a world ending event and is now living a mundane life" before I looked down at my daughter born during the pandemic. Woops, its me.
November 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Picked up watching the new adventure time series, and was thinking "Man, how could someone relate to a guy who feels depressingly out of place after a world ending event and is now living a mundane life" before I looked down at my daughter born during the pandemic. Woops, its me.
Look, I'm not one to advocate a guillotine, but throwing a lavish, super rich party while people starve in the streets feels VERY french revolution-esque. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Trump held 'Great Gatsby'-themed Halloween party as SNAP benefits were due to be cut off
President Donald Trump held a "Roaring 20's" themed party as food aid for 42 million low-income Americans was set to expire.
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November 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Look, I'm not one to advocate a guillotine, but throwing a lavish, super rich party while people starve in the streets feels VERY french revolution-esque. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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A high school made a parade float with WHAT?!? Also- "Heightened sensitivity about..." Bruh, the gates of a concentration camp aren't heightened sensitivity, that's the APPROPRIATE amount of fuckin' sensitivity, incase you're wondering. Ffs.
A high school made a parade float with WHAT?!? Also- "Heightened sensitivity about..." Bruh, the gates of a concentration camp aren't heightened sensitivity, that's the APPROPRIATE amount of fuckin' sensitivity, incase you're wondering. Ffs.
'Offensive' Holocaust imagery on Catholic school's Halloween float condemned by bishop
The float included a replica of the Auschwitz concentration camp gate, Bishop Timothy C. Senior of Harrisburg said in an apology.
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November 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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A high school made a parade float with WHAT?!? Also- "Heightened sensitivity about..." Bruh, the gates of a concentration camp aren't heightened sensitivity, that's the APPROPRIATE amount of fuckin' sensitivity, incase you're wondering. Ffs.
A high school made a parade float with WHAT?!? Also- "Heightened sensitivity about..." Bruh, the gates of a concentration camp aren't heightened sensitivity, that's the APPROPRIATE amount of fuckin' sensitivity, incase you're wondering. Ffs.
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Yearly reminder as it ends- you want Daylight Savings Time to end, not to make it permanent. DO NOT GIVE THE MORNING PEOPLE THIS MUCH POWER!
November 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Yearly reminder as it ends- you want Daylight Savings Time to end, not to make it permanent. DO NOT GIVE THE MORNING PEOPLE THIS MUCH POWER!
Yearly reminder as it ends- you want Daylight Savings Time to end, not to make it permanent. DO NOT GIVE THE MORNING PEOPLE THIS MUCH POWER!
November 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Yearly reminder as it ends- you want Daylight Savings Time to end, not to make it permanent. DO NOT GIVE THE MORNING PEOPLE THIS MUCH POWER!
Protip: do NOT have kids. The cardio game is hard.
November 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Protip: do NOT have kids. The cardio game is hard.
Is the Zune still crackalackin'?
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Is the Zune still crackalackin'?
Its often people who have never done charity who will tell you we need to limit who gets it to make sure we have enough. You know what happens at the majority of charity shifts I've done? There's been enough without limiting anyone. We are a plentiful country obsessed with excess, and that is sad.
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Its often people who have never done charity who will tell you we need to limit who gets it to make sure we have enough. You know what happens at the majority of charity shifts I've done? There's been enough without limiting anyone. We are a plentiful country obsessed with excess, and that is sad.
Guys when I'm old enough and end up hearing Get Low in a nursing home, I'll probably just old yeller myself into a bus.
October 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Guys when I'm old enough and end up hearing Get Low in a nursing home, I'll probably just old yeller myself into a bus.
Its wild to me that Something Wicked this Way Comes and A Wrinkle In Time came out the same year both exploring similar themes.
October 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Its wild to me that Something Wicked this Way Comes and A Wrinkle In Time came out the same year both exploring similar themes.
Let no man who reads upon my face
Hold me in true disdain
For only blood and lifeless steel
Can cancel out my pain
Hold me in true disdain
For only blood and lifeless steel
Can cancel out my pain
October 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Let no man who reads upon my face
Hold me in true disdain
For only blood and lifeless steel
Can cancel out my pain
Hold me in true disdain
For only blood and lifeless steel
Can cancel out my pain