Reposted by Holly :3
![a poorly-drawn image that says "horse internet" and two horses are standing on huge keyboards looking at old CRT monitors. below it is a chatroom showing this horse conversation:
nay_u_dont: found sum new gras's
hortse_ball's: woa cool :P
sexhorse_69: free horse pussy bit.ly/3428492834098-498u-34dfg-s98
[sexhorse_69 was kicked for spam]
nay_u_dont: not so hastey I want horse pussy](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:in64oqricaygo6smp4g3ryi2/bafkreided3mfxvi4m5wfjy7qc65zqwikql4phfyivwesnxsust3mek5bhi@jpeg)
I'm your cardiac arresting sweetheart
half run-over cat left in the street,
and you're just the maggot craving
rotten flesh left outside in the heat
what's your best secret? you can trust me, you're
hanging beside me on the same tight clothesline
half run-over cat left in the street,
and you're just the maggot craving
rotten flesh left outside in the heat
what's your best secret? you can trust me, you're
hanging beside me on the same tight clothesline
April 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I'm your cardiac arresting sweetheart
half run-over cat left in the street,
and you're just the maggot craving
rotten flesh left outside in the heat
what's your best secret? you can trust me, you're
hanging beside me on the same tight clothesline
half run-over cat left in the street,
and you're just the maggot craving
rotten flesh left outside in the heat
what's your best secret? you can trust me, you're
hanging beside me on the same tight clothesline
in lion culture since they can't make pies when clowns wanna make a joke they throw an entire bleeding antelope carcass at people
March 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
in lion culture since they can't make pies when clowns wanna make a joke they throw an entire bleeding antelope carcass at people
dating a rabid cat or puppygirl who keeps biting you and you go to the hospital and get the rabies shot in your balls but she bites you again so you have to keep going back and eventually your balls are so full of rabies your beautiful cat or puppywife will birth a golem of pure immunity to wildlife
March 12, 2025 at 6:32 AM
dating a rabid cat or puppygirl who keeps biting you and you go to the hospital and get the rabies shot in your balls but she bites you again so you have to keep going back and eventually your balls are so full of rabies your beautiful cat or puppywife will birth a golem of pure immunity to wildlife
your honor, I am a cockmonger, not a cocksmonger. of course I monger only one cock. And it stands to reason I would monger the cock I have easiest access to, your honor, that being my own. I think I've made my point.
January 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
your honor, I am a cockmonger, not a cocksmonger. of course I monger only one cock. And it stands to reason I would monger the cock I have easiest access to, your honor, that being my own. I think I've made my point.
a chef and a priest and a monk walk into a bar
the chef said "I am feeling chefy" and the "priest said "I am feeling preisty and
the monk said "I'm feeling monkey"
he was dressed as a monkey the whole time
the chef said "I am feeling chefy" and the "priest said "I am feeling preisty and
the monk said "I'm feeling monkey"
he was dressed as a monkey the whole time
January 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
a chef and a priest and a monk walk into a bar
the chef said "I am feeling chefy" and the "priest said "I am feeling preisty and
the monk said "I'm feeling monkey"
he was dressed as a monkey the whole time
the chef said "I am feeling chefy" and the "priest said "I am feeling preisty and
the monk said "I'm feeling monkey"
he was dressed as a monkey the whole time
I heard there was an angry fish
who squidward asked "what fish is this?"
but you don't think he's very friendly, do ya?
the angry fish responds like this,
"that is my name", the fish insists
"My name is well and truly What Zit Tooya"
who squidward asked "what fish is this?"
but you don't think he's very friendly, do ya?
the angry fish responds like this,
"that is my name", the fish insists
"My name is well and truly What Zit Tooya"
January 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I heard there was an angry fish
who squidward asked "what fish is this?"
but you don't think he's very friendly, do ya?
the angry fish responds like this,
"that is my name", the fish insists
"My name is well and truly What Zit Tooya"
who squidward asked "what fish is this?"
but you don't think he's very friendly, do ya?
the angry fish responds like this,
"that is my name", the fish insists
"My name is well and truly What Zit Tooya"