Nathan
@n4th4niel.bsky.social
‘money can only give happiness where there is nothing else to give it. Beyond a competence, it can afford no real satisfaction, as far as mere self is concerned’ -Jane Austin
Livin life with a bad bitch mentality
Livin life with a bad bitch mentality
Embalm me in the pussy to show people I died doing what I love.
February 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Embalm me in the pussy to show people I died doing what I love.
You’re telling me the main doctor guy in Pitt isn’t Ben Affleck!?
This is fucking crazy.
This is fucking crazy.
January 30, 2026 at 12:12 PM
You’re telling me the main doctor guy in Pitt isn’t Ben Affleck!?
This is fucking crazy.
This is fucking crazy.
Movies with no diversity are actually harder to watch.
Case in point Reservoir Dogs.
Steve Buscemi was Mr. Pink and then there’s a white man amalgamation for Mr. Orange, White, and Blond.
Case in point Reservoir Dogs.
Steve Buscemi was Mr. Pink and then there’s a white man amalgamation for Mr. Orange, White, and Blond.
January 29, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Movies with no diversity are actually harder to watch.
Case in point Reservoir Dogs.
Steve Buscemi was Mr. Pink and then there’s a white man amalgamation for Mr. Orange, White, and Blond.
Case in point Reservoir Dogs.
Steve Buscemi was Mr. Pink and then there’s a white man amalgamation for Mr. Orange, White, and Blond.
I felt like an ancient relic today cause apparently it is crazy to have owned just dance 1.
January 16, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I felt like an ancient relic today cause apparently it is crazy to have owned just dance 1.
My dream man, like most women, is a knight from medieval times.
January 11, 2026 at 2:57 PM
My dream man, like most women, is a knight from medieval times.
2D should be 3D
3D should be 4D
And so on, because we always forget the D that is time. And time will fuck you over, so it is a D one mustn’t forget
3D should be 4D
And so on, because we always forget the D that is time. And time will fuck you over, so it is a D one mustn’t forget
January 9, 2026 at 10:33 PM
2D should be 3D
3D should be 4D
And so on, because we always forget the D that is time. And time will fuck you over, so it is a D one mustn’t forget
3D should be 4D
And so on, because we always forget the D that is time. And time will fuck you over, so it is a D one mustn’t forget
If I had a nickel for every time I had to explain the phrase “drinking the kool-aid” to someone I’d have two very awkwardly earned nickels.
Cause you gotta bring up Jonestown. No way around it.
Cause you gotta bring up Jonestown. No way around it.
January 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I had to explain the phrase “drinking the kool-aid” to someone I’d have two very awkwardly earned nickels.
Cause you gotta bring up Jonestown. No way around it.
Cause you gotta bring up Jonestown. No way around it.
Half hour left in the movie we were watching,
Decided to switch it to the ball drop,
Wanted to finish our movie afterwards,
Movie left hbo on the 31st.
Couldn’t finish it.
Decided to switch it to the ball drop,
Wanted to finish our movie afterwards,
Movie left hbo on the 31st.
Couldn’t finish it.
January 1, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Half hour left in the movie we were watching,
Decided to switch it to the ball drop,
Wanted to finish our movie afterwards,
Movie left hbo on the 31st.
Couldn’t finish it.
Decided to switch it to the ball drop,
Wanted to finish our movie afterwards,
Movie left hbo on the 31st.
Couldn’t finish it.
Had an epiphany today;
The likelihood the pope has eaten a hotdog is now at an all time high!
The likelihood the pope has eaten a hotdog is now at an all time high!
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Had an epiphany today;
The likelihood the pope has eaten a hotdog is now at an all time high!
The likelihood the pope has eaten a hotdog is now at an all time high!
Gay son or Thor daughter?
Both.
They self regulate each other.
Both.
They self regulate each other.
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Gay son or Thor daughter?
Both.
They self regulate each other.
Both.
They self regulate each other.
Straight pimp imp’in 😏
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Straight pimp imp’in 😏
Just realized my phone has very quietly been playing funky town for maybe the past two hours.
December 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Just realized my phone has very quietly been playing funky town for maybe the past two hours.
Are there any WNBA players with their needy little man sitting pretty court side at every game?
I need to observe some shit for research purposes…
I need to observe some shit for research purposes…
December 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Are there any WNBA players with their needy little man sitting pretty court side at every game?
I need to observe some shit for research purposes…
I need to observe some shit for research purposes…
STAWP!!! 🥺 I’m stressed.
December 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
STAWP!!! 🥺 I’m stressed.
Strippers who work in countries where the Euro is the currency…
Do you make better money or are you dodging coins mid performance?
Do you make better money or are you dodging coins mid performance?
December 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Strippers who work in countries where the Euro is the currency…
Do you make better money or are you dodging coins mid performance?
Do you make better money or are you dodging coins mid performance?
To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to bust it down sexual style for a bad bitch you love,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep.
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to bust it down sexual style for a bad bitch you love,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep.
December 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to bust it down sexual style for a bad bitch you love,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep.
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to bust it down sexual style for a bad bitch you love,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep.
What keywords do I have to throw into Pinterest to see fit-Inpos for someone who is going for the cool older sister in a 2000s coming of age film for teens? 🤨
December 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
What keywords do I have to throw into Pinterest to see fit-Inpos for someone who is going for the cool older sister in a 2000s coming of age film for teens? 🤨
Nobody talks about the mortifying embarrassment that comes with having a water bottle that is too big to hold with one hand.
Cause you are two hand, goo-goo ga-ga-ing that bitch.
And like are you supposed to open or close your eyes while doing that shit.
There is no right answer.
Cause you are two hand, goo-goo ga-ga-ing that bitch.
And like are you supposed to open or close your eyes while doing that shit.
There is no right answer.
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Nobody talks about the mortifying embarrassment that comes with having a water bottle that is too big to hold with one hand.
Cause you are two hand, goo-goo ga-ga-ing that bitch.
And like are you supposed to open or close your eyes while doing that shit.
There is no right answer.
Cause you are two hand, goo-goo ga-ga-ing that bitch.
And like are you supposed to open or close your eyes while doing that shit.
There is no right answer.
They are actually so threatening
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
They are actually so threatening
At this point who is the “land of the free” even free for?
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
At this point who is the “land of the free” even free for?
If I had an unlimited amount of Burt’s Bees sweet mandarin chapstick’s, I’d be sucking those shits down like they were cigarettes
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 AM
If I had an unlimited amount of Burt’s Bees sweet mandarin chapstick’s, I’d be sucking those shits down like they were cigarettes
I’ve got a hunger only Polly Pocket clothes can satiate
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I’ve got a hunger only Polly Pocket clothes can satiate
You will never out live your vampire phase
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 AM
You will never out live your vampire phase
If you aren’t going though life thinking about what song your gonna have to lip sync to next, are you even ready for life?
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
If you aren’t going though life thinking about what song your gonna have to lip sync to next, are you even ready for life?