noradrenaline
@n0radrenaline.bsky.social
Posting all my dumbest thoughts.
I'm not the cat
I'm not the cat
A player made a joke about cuck chairs in a DnD session and then I got served an ad for mini cuck chairs you can set your misbehaving dice in. If this were all the surveillance state was doing I wouldn't even be mad
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
A player made a joke about cuck chairs in a DnD session and then I got served an ad for mini cuck chairs you can set your misbehaving dice in. If this were all the surveillance state was doing I wouldn't even be mad
I want to like magical realism, but I can't spend the first 100 pages of another book reading biographies of the main character's grandparents and parents, I just can't.
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I want to like magical realism, but I can't spend the first 100 pages of another book reading biographies of the main character's grandparents and parents, I just can't.
Me: I will tidy up. Let me just put all this stuff in the stuff drawer.
Her: That's not cleaning, that's just hiding the mess.
Me: on every level imaginable, that's the best I am ever gonna be able to do.
Her: That's not cleaning, that's just hiding the mess.
Me: on every level imaginable, that's the best I am ever gonna be able to do.
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Me: I will tidy up. Let me just put all this stuff in the stuff drawer.
Her: That's not cleaning, that's just hiding the mess.
Me: on every level imaginable, that's the best I am ever gonna be able to do.
Her: That's not cleaning, that's just hiding the mess.
Me: on every level imaginable, that's the best I am ever gonna be able to do.
Why do I always get a little lift when I find out a celebrity is gay or bi? Like now I think I have a shot with her? I'm an aging nerd who never leaves the house, heterosexuality was never the #1 barrier here.
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Why do I always get a little lift when I find out a celebrity is gay or bi? Like now I think I have a shot with her? I'm an aging nerd who never leaves the house, heterosexuality was never the #1 barrier here.
I get half my news from HCR and controlled bsky doomscrolling, and the other half from randomly encountered Destiel memes
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I get half my news from HCR and controlled bsky doomscrolling, and the other half from randomly encountered Destiel memes
The hardest part of forming a Harold team is finding 6-8 people who agree on what a Harold is
October 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The hardest part of forming a Harold team is finding 6-8 people who agree on what a Harold is
how much muttering to yourself at the grocery store can you do before it's weird? like a decent amount, right?
October 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
how much muttering to yourself at the grocery store can you do before it's weird? like a decent amount, right?
Doctor Strangelove is my favorite movie but my least favorite reality to be living in
October 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Doctor Strangelove is my favorite movie but my least favorite reality to be living in
Ramona Hibiscus aka Momo Biscuits
September 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Ramona Hibiscus aka Momo Biscuits
It's weird with cats because I see them approximately 500 times a day but every time, I'm completely enchanted. A little animal! Who lives in my house! With fur I can touch! Who does inscrutable activities! We bother each other! How neat is that?
September 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It's weird with cats because I see them approximately 500 times a day but every time, I'm completely enchanted. A little animal! Who lives in my house! With fur I can touch! Who does inscrutable activities! We bother each other! How neat is that?
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the first sandwich attacks were in 1717
August 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
the first sandwich attacks were in 1717
I accidentally bought a different style of dental floss, so for the next few months I'll be starting every day off with a sensory Hero's Journey
August 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I accidentally bought a different style of dental floss, so for the next few months I'll be starting every day off with a sensory Hero's Journey
I just tried to use boba tea to swallow some ibuprofen, and folks, that is not the right tool for that job
July 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I just tried to use boba tea to swallow some ibuprofen, and folks, that is not the right tool for that job
I give it about four more days before Trump releases an "Epstein list" that is clearly just the words "Bill Clinton Hunter Biden" hastily scrawled in sharpie on a McDonald's wrapper, and all his maga cultists immediately accept it and go back to licking the boot.
July 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I give it about four more days before Trump releases an "Epstein list" that is clearly just the words "Bill Clinton Hunter Biden" hastily scrawled in sharpie on a McDonald's wrapper, and all his maga cultists immediately accept it and go back to licking the boot.
my new fidget is searching my calendar for the next free evening I've got coming up and fantasizing about all the nothing I'll get to do in a week and a half or whenever. this is healthy right?
July 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
my new fidget is searching my calendar for the next free evening I've got coming up and fantasizing about all the nothing I'll get to do in a week and a half or whenever. this is healthy right?
If anyone ever gives you guff or judgement for doing improv comedy, that person is standup-coded and must not be trusted
June 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
If anyone ever gives you guff or judgement for doing improv comedy, that person is standup-coded and must not be trusted
Look, I know all lighthouses in art are penises, but it must be said that the lighthouses in Clair Obscur are extra penis-y
June 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Look, I know all lighthouses in art are penises, but it must be said that the lighthouses in Clair Obscur are extra penis-y
If you haven't:
- done a bit of mental labor on a creative project
- given yourself notes about your most recent improv set
-sung at least one song in it's entirety
can you even be said to have taken a shower?
- done a bit of mental labor on a creative project
- given yourself notes about your most recent improv set
-sung at least one song in it's entirety
can you even be said to have taken a shower?
June 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If you haven't:
- done a bit of mental labor on a creative project
- given yourself notes about your most recent improv set
-sung at least one song in it's entirety
can you even be said to have taken a shower?
- done a bit of mental labor on a creative project
- given yourself notes about your most recent improv set
-sung at least one song in it's entirety
can you even be said to have taken a shower?
This is obvious now that I think of it: the ads on streaming services don't exist to sell me the product they advertise, they exist to sell me the ad-free premium version of the streaming service.
June 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This is obvious now that I think of it: the ads on streaming services don't exist to sell me the product they advertise, they exist to sell me the ad-free premium version of the streaming service.
If you're wondering why it sounds like the outro of Karma Police outside, you can thank brood XIV
May 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
If you're wondering why it sounds like the outro of Karma Police outside, you can thank brood XIV
Can someone please tell my cat it's not that impressive that she caught a cicada? They don't really fly or even move much but this girl is throwing herself a parade over it
May 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Can someone please tell my cat it's not that impressive that she caught a cicada? They don't really fly or even move much but this girl is throwing herself a parade over it
I do not self-identify as a tech bro but I do keep kind of a lot of spindrifts on hand, so.
April 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I do not self-identify as a tech bro but I do keep kind of a lot of spindrifts on hand, so.
Opinions are like assholes: your cats will make sure you're aware of theirs
April 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Opinions are like assholes: your cats will make sure you're aware of theirs
Dr. Bronner's label, not content to rest on its weird-content laurels, now includes a jumpscare
April 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Dr. Bronner's label, not content to rest on its weird-content laurels, now includes a jumpscare
I sent a question to a colleague in Australia that started with "if you don't mind my asking," but he probably doesn't speak Midwest Nice well enough to understand how bitchy I was being
April 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I sent a question to a colleague in Australia that started with "if you don't mind my asking," but he probably doesn't speak Midwest Nice well enough to understand how bitchy I was being