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and thus concludes this year's unrequested, unnecessary, and mostly unnoticed live-posting of the #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
YOU'RE ALL WELCOME! 😘
YOU'RE ALL WELCOME! 😘
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
and thus concludes this year's unrequested, unnecessary, and mostly unnoticed live-posting of the #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
YOU'RE ALL WELCOME! 😘
YOU'RE ALL WELCOME! 😘
I hear Andy Williams, and see a big sled, it must be Santa Claus!
#SantaClaus Woo, fake snow!! Oh, I like the Mrs. Claus! (and that guy has been a great Santa for years)
#HappyThanksgiving?
#MerryChristmas?
#HappyHolidays?
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#SantaClaus Woo, fake snow!! Oh, I like the Mrs. Claus! (and that guy has been a great Santa for years)
#HappyThanksgiving?
#MerryChristmas?
#HappyHolidays?
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I hear Andy Williams, and see a big sled, it must be Santa Claus!
#SantaClaus Woo, fake snow!! Oh, I like the Mrs. Claus! (and that guy has been a great Santa for years)
#HappyThanksgiving?
#MerryChristmas?
#HappyHolidays?
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#SantaClaus Woo, fake snow!! Oh, I like the Mrs. Claus! (and that guy has been a great Santa for years)
#HappyThanksgiving?
#MerryChristmas?
#HappyHolidays?
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
and now some dancers of nearly identical height shall kick impressively! It's the Rockettes!
(I mean, it is actually impressive though)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
(I mean, it is actually impressive though)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
and now some dancers of nearly identical height shall kick impressively! It's the Rockettes!
(I mean, it is actually impressive though)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
(I mean, it is actually impressive though)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
I'm sorry, but that felt like lazy, uninspired, country cliche shaped tripe, it doesn't deserve to be treated like it's inspiring art.
(also, I'm not very sorry)
((but I do understand this is nothing more than my opinion))
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
(also, I'm not very sorry)
((but I do understand this is nothing more than my opinion))
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'm sorry, but that felt like lazy, uninspired, country cliche shaped tripe, it doesn't deserve to be treated like it's inspiring art.
(also, I'm not very sorry)
((but I do understand this is nothing more than my opinion))
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
(also, I'm not very sorry)
((but I do understand this is nothing more than my opinion))
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
and more country. I know lots of people love country in this country...I still don't (and too further enrage country fans, yes, I do like some Johnny Cash)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
and more country. I know lots of people love country in this country...I still don't (and too further enrage country fans, yes, I do like some Johnny Cash)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
am confused why one person was just playing a kid putting up lights or something, during that...marching band performance?
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
am confused why one person was just playing a kid putting up lights or something, during that...marching band performance?
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Darlene Love still doing things for whatever reason makes me happy.
(those kids look very variously confused, nervous, or lost though)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
(those kids look very variously confused, nervous, or lost though)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Darlene Love still doing things for whatever reason makes me happy.
(those kids look very variously confused, nervous, or lost though)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
(those kids look very variously confused, nervous, or lost though)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This marching band is wearing candy cane colors, so that's something?
Wait, there are *three* people I don't recognize and didn't catch the names of on this float? How am I supposed to comment on their clear relevance to the float?! Also, what's the float?!
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Wait, there are *three* people I don't recognize and didn't catch the names of on this float? How am I supposed to comment on their clear relevance to the float?! Also, what's the float?!
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This marching band is wearing candy cane colors, so that's something?
Wait, there are *three* people I don't recognize and didn't catch the names of on this float? How am I supposed to comment on their clear relevance to the float?! Also, what's the float?!
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Wait, there are *three* people I don't recognize and didn't catch the names of on this float? How am I supposed to comment on their clear relevance to the float?! Also, what's the float?!
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
That's a lot of sweets. Or would be, if they were real. Anyway, apparently here's these two, and all their clear ties to this candy company.
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
That's a lot of sweets. Or would be, if they were real. Anyway, apparently here's these two, and all their clear ties to this candy company.
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
oh, right, and another song that sounded like too many other songs, performed by someone or other, on something or other.
(I'm very helpful)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
(I'm very helpful)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
oh, right, and another song that sounded like too many other songs, performed by someone or other, on something or other.
(I'm very helpful)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
(I'm very helpful)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I don't know who this is, but I'm sure they have an extremely obvious and understandable connection to LEGO, and that's why they're on this float.
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I don't know who this is, but I'm sure they have an extremely obvious and understandable connection to LEGO, and that's why they're on this float.
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
That really really large cheer group is in 90s trapper keeper colors this year
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
That really really large cheer group is in 90s trapper keeper colors this year
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Who is this tall gothy ghost singing that live action Grinch song?
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Who is this tall gothy ghost singing that live action Grinch song?
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
You thought it would Never happen, but it did! Serta Mattresses and Debbie Gibson! FINALLY!!
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
You thought it would Never happen, but it did! Serta Mattresses and Debbie Gibson! FINALLY!!
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
And now a version of I wanna dance with somebody, while professional dancers dance ballet.
I have identified things happening!
Anyway, Bluey #Balloon! (Ballueny?)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
I have identified things happening!
Anyway, Bluey #Balloon! (Ballueny?)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
And now a version of I wanna dance with somebody, while professional dancers dance ballet.
I have identified things happening!
Anyway, Bluey #Balloon! (Ballueny?)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
I have identified things happening!
Anyway, Bluey #Balloon! (Ballueny?)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysParadeCommercialAside
I wonder if Shaq ever loses track of how many brands he represents in commercials?
Unrelated, that looked like Paul Giamatti and John Waters in that other commercial, but I don't know for sure
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
I wonder if Shaq ever loses track of how many brands he represents in commercials?
Unrelated, that looked like Paul Giamatti and John Waters in that other commercial, but I don't know for sure
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
#MacysParadeCommercialAside
I wonder if Shaq ever loses track of how many brands he represents in commercials?
Unrelated, that looked like Paul Giamatti and John Waters in that other commercial, but I don't know for sure
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
I wonder if Shaq ever loses track of how many brands he represents in commercials?
Unrelated, that looked like Paul Giamatti and John Waters in that other commercial, but I don't know for sure
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Ken Jeong has returned to introduce K-Pop singing and anime #Balloon!
I do eventually need to watch that, though
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
I do eventually need to watch that, though
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Ken Jeong has returned to introduce K-Pop singing and anime #Balloon!
I do eventually need to watch that, though
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
I do eventually need to watch that, though
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
aw, isn't that nice? Law & Order characters pretended to share coffee with a small smattering of the crowd, only to immediately head back into commercial land
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
aw, isn't that nice? Law & Order characters pretended to share coffee with a small smattering of the crowd, only to immediately head back into commercial land
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Who is this bear? I love #Balloons! and bears and all, but I have no idea.
Oh well, at least this banding march is in purple, the best color
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Oh well, at least this banding march is in purple, the best color
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Who is this bear? I love #Balloons! and bears and all, but I have no idea.
Oh well, at least this banding march is in purple, the best color
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Oh well, at least this banding march is in purple, the best color
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
What the Shrek is this?
(...sorry. That was lazy even for me. It's okay though, Al was right down there with me)
#Balloon!
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
(...sorry. That was lazy even for me. It's okay though, Al was right down there with me)
#Balloon!
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
What the Shrek is this?
(...sorry. That was lazy even for me. It's okay though, Al was right down there with me)
#Balloon!
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
(...sorry. That was lazy even for me. It's okay though, Al was right down there with me)
#Balloon!
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Does Andrea Bocelli have a child who also sings?
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Does Andrea Bocelli have a child who also sings?
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
Uh oh. A dire warning for the future... (something about "a country christmas")
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Uh oh. A dire warning for the future... (something about "a country christmas")
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade