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greyson
@myxomycetes.bsky.social
𓍊𓋼20 𓆣 he/they 𓆤 be nicer to bugs𓋼𓍊
my knees are all bruised from getting cats in and out of kennels what if people get the right idea about me
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
dragonfly eyes are so funny to me he sees so much
November 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
shoutout marigolds for being absolute beasts and still making flowers into nearly november
October 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
need a cute boy to do my t shots for me because it's scary and i don't wanna
October 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
thinking about the family of groundhogs that live under my shed. they just started hibernating and i already miss seeing them stand on their back legs and eat apples with their little hands </3
October 22, 2025 at 10:13 AM
i have to limit the amount of time i take my cat outside on her leash not because she wants to go inside, but because my other cat gets so worried about her and starts screaming from the door
October 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
i feel the same way about lawnmowers as i do about those giant spotlights that light up people's entire backyard. i'm trying to attract fireflies turn it OFF
October 12, 2025 at 7:56 AM
my darling little angel baby
October 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
my career goals are to be a bisexual mans boyfriend and girlfriend
October 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
September 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
making the conscious decision to start loving bugs improved my life so much. going from "bugs are everywhere D:" to "bugs are everywhere :D" has added so many little moments of joy to my everyday life
September 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
went to the mud puddle that the bees slurp water from and everyone knew you
September 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
my hair is far too soft to not be curled up in a man's lap being pet like a dog
September 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
i had not seen frogs in this creek in years until i started regularly cleaning up all of the trash in the water. now there's so many throughout the entire creek and ive never felt more fulfilled
September 3, 2025 at 8:35 AM
my cat is pretending to lick her paws so she can sneakily lick the coconut oil off of my arm
September 3, 2025 at 6:11 AM
the biggest and most delicious cucumber to ever be grown by any cucumber plant ever. so proud of her
September 3, 2025 at 6:06 AM
by far the largest mushroom ive ever come across. unfortunately she was all ripped apart and drawn on when i came back the next day but im so glad i got to see it and take some pictures :) #fungi #fungifriends
September 3, 2025 at 6:02 AM
the fact that they don't use any kind of numbing or laughing gas or literally anything when removing drains after top surgery should be talked about more
August 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
this is what i live for
July 29, 2025 at 7:29 AM
this is the best day of my life #fungi #fungifriends
July 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
im two weeks post op from top surgery and it already feels like my chest has been like this my entire life. i don't know how else to describe it other than feeling very normal. ive never had this feeling of recognition and familiarity when looking at myself before
July 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
caught these mushrooms resurrecting my dead tomato plant #fungi #fungifriends
July 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
actual jellybean
June 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
im about to start throwing rocks at lawnmowers i can't take this anymore
June 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
i feel like i didn't actually experience a single second of being 19 because the entire year was spent clawing my way towards top surgery. anyways here's to being 20 and getting top surgery in two weeks :)))
June 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM