Mysterim
@mystertim.bsky.social
A man of many talents, some of which are useful.
Chilly Evening
Samantha and I were resting our eyes, After dinner in my reclining chair. An hour or so later, I woke with a shiver, For Sammy was no longer there! Where did she go? My mind was still foggy, It was clearly quite difficult to think. When Sam jumped on the chair, with her best kitty…
Samantha and I were resting our eyes, After dinner in my reclining chair. An hour or so later, I woke with a shiver, For Sammy was no longer there! Where did she go? My mind was still foggy, It was clearly quite difficult to think. When Sam jumped on the chair, with her best kitty…
Chilly Evening
Samantha and I were resting our eyes, After dinner in my reclining chair. An hour or so later, I woke with a shiver, For Sammy was no longer there! Where did she go? My mind was still foggy, It was clearly quite difficult to think. When Sam jumped on the chair, with her best kitty stare, She had only hopped off for a drink. 11/23/2025
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November 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Chilly Evening
Samantha and I were resting our eyes, After dinner in my reclining chair. An hour or so later, I woke with a shiver, For Sammy was no longer there! Where did she go? My mind was still foggy, It was clearly quite difficult to think. When Sam jumped on the chair, with her best kitty…
Samantha and I were resting our eyes, After dinner in my reclining chair. An hour or so later, I woke with a shiver, For Sammy was no longer there! Where did she go? My mind was still foggy, It was clearly quite difficult to think. When Sam jumped on the chair, with her best kitty…
Timing is Everything
Where there were timely stories to tell, We'd send town criers or bards. Even though it is not Thanksgiving, Should I send out Christmas Cards? 11/16/2025
Where there were timely stories to tell, We'd send town criers or bards. Even though it is not Thanksgiving, Should I send out Christmas Cards? 11/16/2025
Timing is Everything
Where there were timely stories to tell, We'd send town criers or bards. Even though it is not Thanksgiving, Should I send out Christmas Cards? 11/16/2025
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November 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Timing is Everything
Where there were timely stories to tell, We'd send town criers or bards. Even though it is not Thanksgiving, Should I send out Christmas Cards? 11/16/2025
Where there were timely stories to tell, We'd send town criers or bards. Even though it is not Thanksgiving, Should I send out Christmas Cards? 11/16/2025
Mmmm…
When I finally get home at the end of the day, And recline in my favorite easy chair. Sammy climbs up on my chest and purring, Decides to take a nap right there. A kitty and her Dad, A Dad and his kitty. Share a moment of peace, In this bustling old city. 11/07/2025
When I finally get home at the end of the day, And recline in my favorite easy chair. Sammy climbs up on my chest and purring, Decides to take a nap right there. A kitty and her Dad, A Dad and his kitty. Share a moment of peace, In this bustling old city. 11/07/2025
Mmmm…
When I finally get home at the end of the day, And recline in my favorite easy chair. Sammy climbs up on my chest and purring, Decides to take a nap right there. A kitty and her Dad, A Dad and his kitty. Share a moment of peace, In this bustling old city. 11/07/2025
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November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Mmmm…
When I finally get home at the end of the day, And recline in my favorite easy chair. Sammy climbs up on my chest and purring, Decides to take a nap right there. A kitty and her Dad, A Dad and his kitty. Share a moment of peace, In this bustling old city. 11/07/2025
When I finally get home at the end of the day, And recline in my favorite easy chair. Sammy climbs up on my chest and purring, Decides to take a nap right there. A kitty and her Dad, A Dad and his kitty. Share a moment of peace, In this bustling old city. 11/07/2025
The Consternation of Sammy
My big old behind is in my chair, And I'm not going anywhere. Sam might howl or she might mao, But I'm not moving anyhow. She could be mad, probably just jelly, Never mind, she's taking a nap on my belly. 11/02/2025
My big old behind is in my chair, And I'm not going anywhere. Sam might howl or she might mao, But I'm not moving anyhow. She could be mad, probably just jelly, Never mind, she's taking a nap on my belly. 11/02/2025
The Consternation of Sammy
My big old behind is in my chair, And I'm not going anywhere. Sam might howl or she might mao, But I'm not moving anyhow. She could be mad, probably just jelly, Never mind, she's taking a nap on my belly. 11/02/2025
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November 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The Consternation of Sammy
My big old behind is in my chair, And I'm not going anywhere. Sam might howl or she might mao, But I'm not moving anyhow. She could be mad, probably just jelly, Never mind, she's taking a nap on my belly. 11/02/2025
My big old behind is in my chair, And I'm not going anywhere. Sam might howl or she might mao, But I'm not moving anyhow. She could be mad, probably just jelly, Never mind, she's taking a nap on my belly. 11/02/2025
Ho, Ho, Ho?
The Holiday season is going full-swing, And what do you think about that? Some say it's too early for my Santa suit, So I'm going to try a different hat. 11/01/2025
The Holiday season is going full-swing, And what do you think about that? Some say it's too early for my Santa suit, So I'm going to try a different hat. 11/01/2025
Ho, Ho, Ho?
The Holiday season is going full-swing, And what do you think about that? Some say it's too early for my Santa suit, So I'm going to try a different hat. 11/01/2025
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November 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Ho, Ho, Ho?
The Holiday season is going full-swing, And what do you think about that? Some say it's too early for my Santa suit, So I'm going to try a different hat. 11/01/2025
The Holiday season is going full-swing, And what do you think about that? Some say it's too early for my Santa suit, So I'm going to try a different hat. 11/01/2025
Sammy’s Favorite
The guidance counselor never mentioned this option, Just scientist, cowboy, sociopath, barnstormer. But after all these years, my true talent shines through, As a sub-zero, ice-cold kitty toe warmer. 10/25/2025
The guidance counselor never mentioned this option, Just scientist, cowboy, sociopath, barnstormer. But after all these years, my true talent shines through, As a sub-zero, ice-cold kitty toe warmer. 10/25/2025
Sammy’s Favorite
The guidance counselor never mentioned this option, Just scientist, cowboy, sociopath, barnstormer. But after all these years, my true talent shines through, As a sub-zero, ice-cold kitty toe warmer. 10/25/2025
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October 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Sammy’s Favorite
The guidance counselor never mentioned this option, Just scientist, cowboy, sociopath, barnstormer. But after all these years, my true talent shines through, As a sub-zero, ice-cold kitty toe warmer. 10/25/2025
The guidance counselor never mentioned this option, Just scientist, cowboy, sociopath, barnstormer. But after all these years, my true talent shines through, As a sub-zero, ice-cold kitty toe warmer. 10/25/2025
It’s All The Rage
I am not rehashing fashion, And this is not simply an homage. But as winter draws ever-nearer, Get yourself a nice warm kitty corsage. 10/23/2025
I am not rehashing fashion, And this is not simply an homage. But as winter draws ever-nearer, Get yourself a nice warm kitty corsage. 10/23/2025
It’s All The Rage
I am not rehashing fashion, And this is not simply an homage. But as winter draws ever-nearer, Get yourself a nice warm kitty corsage. 10/23/2025
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October 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It’s All The Rage
I am not rehashing fashion, And this is not simply an homage. But as winter draws ever-nearer, Get yourself a nice warm kitty corsage. 10/23/2025
I am not rehashing fashion, And this is not simply an homage. But as winter draws ever-nearer, Get yourself a nice warm kitty corsage. 10/23/2025
My Furry Assistant
Not being a touch-typist, And can't see the keys, I fail. Yet my skills are quite impressive, Having to type around Sammy and her tail. 10/19/2025
Not being a touch-typist, And can't see the keys, I fail. Yet my skills are quite impressive, Having to type around Sammy and her tail. 10/19/2025
My Furry Assistant
Not being a touch-typist, And can't see the keys, I fail. Yet my skills are quite impressive, Having to type around Sammy and her tail. 10/19/2025
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October 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My Furry Assistant
Not being a touch-typist, And can't see the keys, I fail. Yet my skills are quite impressive, Having to type around Sammy and her tail. 10/19/2025
Not being a touch-typist, And can't see the keys, I fail. Yet my skills are quite impressive, Having to type around Sammy and her tail. 10/19/2025
Loudest Purr Ever
Trying to get into the Halloween spirit, My ancient spell book threw me a hex. Perhaps I shouldn't have used three mirrors, Because now I'm stuck with a Sammysaurus Rex! 10/12/2025
Trying to get into the Halloween spirit, My ancient spell book threw me a hex. Perhaps I shouldn't have used three mirrors, Because now I'm stuck with a Sammysaurus Rex! 10/12/2025
Loudest Purr Ever
Trying to get into the Halloween spirit, My ancient spell book threw me a hex. Perhaps I shouldn't have used three mirrors, Because now I'm stuck with a Sammysaurus Rex! 10/12/2025
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October 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Loudest Purr Ever
Trying to get into the Halloween spirit, My ancient spell book threw me a hex. Perhaps I shouldn't have used three mirrors, Because now I'm stuck with a Sammysaurus Rex! 10/12/2025
Trying to get into the Halloween spirit, My ancient spell book threw me a hex. Perhaps I shouldn't have used three mirrors, Because now I'm stuck with a Sammysaurus Rex! 10/12/2025
Winter is Coming
Winter must be approaching, Though today was still 90 degrees. Because last night Sammy jumped on the bed, To snuggle up with me. 10/04/2025
Winter must be approaching, Though today was still 90 degrees. Because last night Sammy jumped on the bed, To snuggle up with me. 10/04/2025
Winter is Coming
Winter must be approaching, Though today was still 90 degrees. Because last night Sammy jumped on the bed, To snuggle up with me. 10/04/2025
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October 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Winter is Coming
Winter must be approaching, Though today was still 90 degrees. Because last night Sammy jumped on the bed, To snuggle up with me. 10/04/2025
Winter must be approaching, Though today was still 90 degrees. Because last night Sammy jumped on the bed, To snuggle up with me. 10/04/2025
Therapy
My poetry hasn't won any awards, Gotten me dates or made the benjamins rain. So why do I continue this futile folly? Because it helps clear the voices from my brain. 09/28/2025
My poetry hasn't won any awards, Gotten me dates or made the benjamins rain. So why do I continue this futile folly? Because it helps clear the voices from my brain. 09/28/2025
Therapy
My poetry hasn't won any awards, Gotten me dates or made the benjamins rain. So why do I continue this futile folly? Because it helps clear the voices from my brain. 09/28/2025
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September 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Therapy
My poetry hasn't won any awards, Gotten me dates or made the benjamins rain. So why do I continue this futile folly? Because it helps clear the voices from my brain. 09/28/2025
My poetry hasn't won any awards, Gotten me dates or made the benjamins rain. So why do I continue this futile folly? Because it helps clear the voices from my brain. 09/28/2025
Then There’s the Tuna Issue
They tell me, you should marry your best friend, But I really don't understand how. I'm a big, old bone-headed bumble, And Sammy's a kitten who says, "Meow!" 09/21/2025
They tell me, you should marry your best friend, But I really don't understand how. I'm a big, old bone-headed bumble, And Sammy's a kitten who says, "Meow!" 09/21/2025
Then There’s the Tuna Issue
They tell me, you should marry your best friend, But I really don't understand how. I'm a big, old bone-headed bumble, And Sammy's a kitten who says, "Meow!" 09/21/2025
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September 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Then There’s the Tuna Issue
They tell me, you should marry your best friend, But I really don't understand how. I'm a big, old bone-headed bumble, And Sammy's a kitten who says, "Meow!" 09/21/2025
They tell me, you should marry your best friend, But I really don't understand how. I'm a big, old bone-headed bumble, And Sammy's a kitten who says, "Meow!" 09/21/2025
I Know, But Ain’t Telling
Online Halloween controversy, Has folks crawling out of their tombs. Wolfmansplaining to each other, Why a witch would have TWO brooms. 09/14/2025
Online Halloween controversy, Has folks crawling out of their tombs. Wolfmansplaining to each other, Why a witch would have TWO brooms. 09/14/2025
I Know, But Ain’t Telling
Online Halloween controversy, Has folks crawling out of their tombs. Wolfmansplaining to each other, Why a witch would have TWO brooms. 09/14/2025
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September 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I Know, But Ain’t Telling
Online Halloween controversy, Has folks crawling out of their tombs. Wolfmansplaining to each other, Why a witch would have TWO brooms. 09/14/2025
Online Halloween controversy, Has folks crawling out of their tombs. Wolfmansplaining to each other, Why a witch would have TWO brooms. 09/14/2025
Sammy Warned Me
Thumb-wresting with an orangutang, While Psyduck chauffeurs us in our Mustang. Mixing curry, tuna salad, bologna, chili, cayenne, Before bed is something I'll never ever do again. 09/07/2025
Thumb-wresting with an orangutang, While Psyduck chauffeurs us in our Mustang. Mixing curry, tuna salad, bologna, chili, cayenne, Before bed is something I'll never ever do again. 09/07/2025
Sammy Warned Me
Thumb-wresting with an orangutang, While Psyduck chauffeurs us in our Mustang. Mixing curry, tuna salad, bologna, chili, cayenne, Before bed is something I'll never ever do again. 09/07/2025
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September 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Sammy Warned Me
Thumb-wresting with an orangutang, While Psyduck chauffeurs us in our Mustang. Mixing curry, tuna salad, bologna, chili, cayenne, Before bed is something I'll never ever do again. 09/07/2025
Thumb-wresting with an orangutang, While Psyduck chauffeurs us in our Mustang. Mixing curry, tuna salad, bologna, chili, cayenne, Before bed is something I'll never ever do again. 09/07/2025
All Night Long
A coworker said they would haunt me if they died, Complete with clanking chains and boos. Hope they like music cause I'm jamming all night, To showtunes, rock, rhythm and blues. 08/30/2025
A coworker said they would haunt me if they died, Complete with clanking chains and boos. Hope they like music cause I'm jamming all night, To showtunes, rock, rhythm and blues. 08/30/2025
All Night Long
A coworker said they would haunt me if they died, Complete with clanking chains and boos. Hope they like music cause I'm jamming all night, To showtunes, rock, rhythm and blues. 08/30/2025
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August 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
All Night Long
A coworker said they would haunt me if they died, Complete with clanking chains and boos. Hope they like music cause I'm jamming all night, To showtunes, rock, rhythm and blues. 08/30/2025
A coworker said they would haunt me if they died, Complete with clanking chains and boos. Hope they like music cause I'm jamming all night, To showtunes, rock, rhythm and blues. 08/30/2025
Unanswered Question, Why?
Fixings on the plate at the diner, With your burger, you take that in stride. But if you decide to have a BLT, Everything is served already inside. 08/17/2025
Fixings on the plate at the diner, With your burger, you take that in stride. But if you decide to have a BLT, Everything is served already inside. 08/17/2025
Unanswered Question, Why?
Fixings on the plate at the diner, With your burger, you take that in stride. But if you decide to have a BLT, Everything is served already inside. 08/17/2025
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August 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Unanswered Question, Why?
Fixings on the plate at the diner, With your burger, you take that in stride. But if you decide to have a BLT, Everything is served already inside. 08/17/2025
Fixings on the plate at the diner, With your burger, you take that in stride. But if you decide to have a BLT, Everything is served already inside. 08/17/2025
Back to Reality
Been feeling beat up, torn up and torn down, Broadsided and left reeling in a ditch. Sensing my turmoil, Sam jumps in my lap, And asks, "Are you going to finish that sandwich?" 08/10/2025
Been feeling beat up, torn up and torn down, Broadsided and left reeling in a ditch. Sensing my turmoil, Sam jumps in my lap, And asks, "Are you going to finish that sandwich?" 08/10/2025
Back to Reality
Been feeling beat up, torn up and torn down, Broadsided and left reeling in a ditch. Sensing my turmoil, Sam jumps in my lap, And asks, "Are you going to finish that sandwich?" 08/10/2025
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August 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Back to Reality
Been feeling beat up, torn up and torn down, Broadsided and left reeling in a ditch. Sensing my turmoil, Sam jumps in my lap, And asks, "Are you going to finish that sandwich?" 08/10/2025
Been feeling beat up, torn up and torn down, Broadsided and left reeling in a ditch. Sensing my turmoil, Sam jumps in my lap, And asks, "Are you going to finish that sandwich?" 08/10/2025
It’s Unfair
A close family member died this week, It's hard to believe that they're gone. And when I look outside my window, I can plainly see, that everyone else's life gets to go on. 08/08/2025
A close family member died this week, It's hard to believe that they're gone. And when I look outside my window, I can plainly see, that everyone else's life gets to go on. 08/08/2025
It’s Unfair
A close family member died this week, It's hard to believe that they're gone. And when I look outside my window, I can plainly see, that everyone else's life gets to go on. 08/08/2025
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August 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It’s Unfair
A close family member died this week, It's hard to believe that they're gone. And when I look outside my window, I can plainly see, that everyone else's life gets to go on. 08/08/2025
A close family member died this week, It's hard to believe that they're gone. And when I look outside my window, I can plainly see, that everyone else's life gets to go on. 08/08/2025
Dark Day
Each falling raindrop is a dream, A hope, a wish I once had. They splatter into pieces, As they strike the ground. To be slowly washed away. 07/26/2025
Each falling raindrop is a dream, A hope, a wish I once had. They splatter into pieces, As they strike the ground. To be slowly washed away. 07/26/2025
Dark Day
Each falling raindrop is a dream, A hope, a wish I once had. They splatter into pieces, As they strike the ground. To be slowly washed away. 07/26/2025
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July 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Dark Day
Each falling raindrop is a dream, A hope, a wish I once had. They splatter into pieces, As they strike the ground. To be slowly washed away. 07/26/2025
Each falling raindrop is a dream, A hope, a wish I once had. They splatter into pieces, As they strike the ground. To be slowly washed away. 07/26/2025
Relationships
Sammy and I are two of a kind, Sitting together, watching the birds. We also enjoy an afternoon snack, Though she licks the ranch off my cheese curds. 07/20/20025
Sammy and I are two of a kind, Sitting together, watching the birds. We also enjoy an afternoon snack, Though she licks the ranch off my cheese curds. 07/20/20025
Relationships
Sammy and I are two of a kind, Sitting together, watching the birds. We also enjoy an afternoon snack, Though she licks the ranch off my cheese curds. 07/20/20025
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July 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Relationships
Sammy and I are two of a kind, Sitting together, watching the birds. We also enjoy an afternoon snack, Though she licks the ranch off my cheese curds. 07/20/20025
Sammy and I are two of a kind, Sitting together, watching the birds. We also enjoy an afternoon snack, Though she licks the ranch off my cheese curds. 07/20/20025
It’s a Mystery
Disaster has befallen my sandwich, It's missing the cheese and the ham. Don't want to jump to conclusions, But I'm looking at a kitten, named Sam. 07/13/2025
Disaster has befallen my sandwich, It's missing the cheese and the ham. Don't want to jump to conclusions, But I'm looking at a kitten, named Sam. 07/13/2025
It’s a Mystery
Disaster has befallen my sandwich, It's missing the cheese and the ham. Don't want to jump to conclusions, But I'm looking at a kitten, named Sam. 07/13/2025
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July 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It’s a Mystery
Disaster has befallen my sandwich, It's missing the cheese and the ham. Don't want to jump to conclusions, But I'm looking at a kitten, named Sam. 07/13/2025
Disaster has befallen my sandwich, It's missing the cheese and the ham. Don't want to jump to conclusions, But I'm looking at a kitten, named Sam. 07/13/2025
Premonition
Feeling rather invisible lately, Not lost, just all alone. Perhaps today will be the day, When I'm finally going home. 07/12/2025
Feeling rather invisible lately, Not lost, just all alone. Perhaps today will be the day, When I'm finally going home. 07/12/2025
Premonition
Feeling rather invisible lately, Not lost, just all alone. Perhaps today will be the day, When I'm finally going home. 07/12/2025
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July 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Premonition
Feeling rather invisible lately, Not lost, just all alone. Perhaps today will be the day, When I'm finally going home. 07/12/2025
Feeling rather invisible lately, Not lost, just all alone. Perhaps today will be the day, When I'm finally going home. 07/12/2025
Last Words
When my time is up and I depart, Please think of me with lenience. At my cenotaph these words you'll see, "Good Luck, kids. Sorry for the inconvenience." 07/06/2025
When my time is up and I depart, Please think of me with lenience. At my cenotaph these words you'll see, "Good Luck, kids. Sorry for the inconvenience." 07/06/2025
Last Words
When my time is up and I depart, Please think of me with lenience. At my cenotaph these words you'll see, "Good Luck, kids. Sorry for the inconvenience." 07/06/2025
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July 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Last Words
When my time is up and I depart, Please think of me with lenience. At my cenotaph these words you'll see, "Good Luck, kids. Sorry for the inconvenience." 07/06/2025
When my time is up and I depart, Please think of me with lenience. At my cenotaph these words you'll see, "Good Luck, kids. Sorry for the inconvenience." 07/06/2025
It Helps Me
When life has been playing a little too rough, And my mood should be more sanguine. If Sammy is not hanging around, I hug my stuffy penguin. 06/29/2025
When life has been playing a little too rough, And my mood should be more sanguine. If Sammy is not hanging around, I hug my stuffy penguin. 06/29/2025
It Helps Me
When life has been playing a little too rough, And my mood should be more sanguine. If Sammy is not hanging around, I hug my stuffy penguin. 06/29/2025
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June 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It Helps Me
When life has been playing a little too rough, And my mood should be more sanguine. If Sammy is not hanging around, I hug my stuffy penguin. 06/29/2025
When life has been playing a little too rough, And my mood should be more sanguine. If Sammy is not hanging around, I hug my stuffy penguin. 06/29/2025