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myrdeer.bsky.social
✬critter✬
@myrdeer.bsky.social
critter or ej/eejay | i be clownin | 24 | he/they | mdni | art and whtvr | if u find myrdeer on anything its probably me hehe

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new month, new #promosky

i’m ej, 24 (mdni im WATCHING u)

i mostly yap about bullshit but !! on occasion u may get ↴

✶ gaming
ptcgp ⋆ ow2 ⋆ zelda ⋆ dbd
✶ youtube
smosh ⋆ game grumps ⋆ dan and phil ⋆ history
✶ media !!
horror media ⋆ bobs burgers ⋆ movies
✶ ??
WEED ⋆ scare acting ⋆ art
working in a grocery store during the holidays is hell on earth
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
i’ve missed smosh’s 20th anniversary year because i’ve been busy with work i hate it here :(((
November 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
me and a squirrel just jump-scared each other on my walk to work
November 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
yall i don’t wanna go to work today im running out of weed and patience :(((
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
my account has been holiday-ified
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
this would be a sick cosplay fr
The Hatsune Miku I saw in a dream
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
accidentally unmuted the vc in overwatch and heard the guy immediately bitching abt me so i just left, enjoy ur smurf account u fucking loser
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
if she’s not a tank i’m fucking rioting I WANT MORE BADASS BUFF TANK LADIES
Vendetta's Role Potentially Revealed in #Overwatch2 🐺

According to Polygon, Vendetta will be a Damage hero, breaking the pattern some fans have come to expect, though this has yet to be officially confirmed.
November 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
i’m gonna explode holy shit holy shit
First Look at Vendetta in #Overwatch2 🐺
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
love knowing i’m the exact demographic that should enjoy the middle
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
i never share music but this song have been there for me since i was a teenager
open.spotify.com/track/6yhdWU...
Never Lose Your Flames
open.spotify.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
FINALLY ON BREAK my feet ache :((
November 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
if i wake up nauseous one more day im gonna lose it
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
love the nose burn when u exhale smoke 💨
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
get your damn hands off my let’s !!
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
realizing i’m mike from the middle : 🧍‍♂️
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
mmmm i’m starting to get the second hand embarrassment oh no i might not watch this show ahhhhhh
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i love watching shows and IMMEDIATELY zoning in on the characters with undiagnosed autism spectrum issues

anyway i started watching the middle
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
i’m sick so bad dude this feels worse that when i had covid
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
love seeing how many oomfs love [redacted]
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
not my mom disregarding my want of top surgery because they’re “not that big” and “not in my way” LITERALLY NOT THE REASON go the fuck away
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
realizing since ive watched scrubs i now need to the middle :D
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i miss being in college purely for writing essays. i loved being able to pick out a topic of something i’m actually passionate about and be able to just endlessly write about it !!!

one of my proudest moments was writing a 10 page paper on the history of metal music in japan 🤪🤪
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
i had a drs appt today and they literally had to cancel because the secretary, get this, didn’t check me in. so the dr left :)))
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM