Byron Sheeperdsen
@mynameisnotbryan.bsky.social
Exhibit A on why my therapist thinks I have ADHD
Watched a guy my friends know almost get swung on after his wrestling match. He comes over to us with a big smile yelling “GET BAITED SON!” which I assumed was because he won close and no other reason. Well, when we asked him what happened the kid just goes “Yeah I told him to suck my dick”
May 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Watched a guy my friends know almost get swung on after his wrestling match. He comes over to us with a big smile yelling “GET BAITED SON!” which I assumed was because he won close and no other reason. Well, when we asked him what happened the kid just goes “Yeah I told him to suck my dick”
Don’t get me wrong I love my therapist but the fact that the solution to most of my anxiety-related problems is to tell myself it’s all in my head and that maybe I shouldn’t jump off a bridge is insane to me
May 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Don’t get me wrong I love my therapist but the fact that the solution to most of my anxiety-related problems is to tell myself it’s all in my head and that maybe I shouldn’t jump off a bridge is insane to me
May 10th was always one of my favorite days for no good reason and I could never figure out why, but my little sister just informed me it’s the day the fucking Weezer Blue Album came out
May 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
May 10th was always one of my favorite days for no good reason and I could never figure out why, but my little sister just informed me it’s the day the fucking Weezer Blue Album came out
Water guns too scary gotta use the burner phone
May 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Water guns too scary gotta use the burner phone
You’re telling me I’ve been stressing for days and all it took to be able to focus was white noise and a hair tie to fiddle with? The ADHD might be undiagnosed but come on man what the fuck
May 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
You’re telling me I’ve been stressing for days and all it took to be able to focus was white noise and a hair tie to fiddle with? The ADHD might be undiagnosed but come on man what the fuck
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@elizabethwelyczko.bsky.social hello bbg 😍🫶
May 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
@elizabethwelyczko.bsky.social hello bbg 😍🫶
I realized how much I enjoy being spiteful when instead of rejoicing that my elbow wasn’t broken I started plotting how to make it sound serious to fuck with the guy who hurt it (I’ll feel bad after though don’t worry)
May 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I realized how much I enjoy being spiteful when instead of rejoicing that my elbow wasn’t broken I started plotting how to make it sound serious to fuck with the guy who hurt it (I’ll feel bad after though don’t worry)
Sometimes I wonder why I’m still single and then I realize they haven’t caught me on karaoke night when I inevitably go from Anaconda to Man on the Lakers
April 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Sometimes I wonder why I’m still single and then I realize they haven’t caught me on karaoke night when I inevitably go from Anaconda to Man on the Lakers
Thinking about how I asked one of my club teammates who this kid was that kept calling me by my insta handle and pretending to be scared of me and he overheard so I was like “not gonna lie buddy I had no idea who you were” and he looked me dead in the eyes and said “I don’t know who I am either”
April 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Thinking about how I asked one of my club teammates who this kid was that kept calling me by my insta handle and pretending to be scared of me and he overheard so I was like “not gonna lie buddy I had no idea who you were” and he looked me dead in the eyes and said “I don’t know who I am either”
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Can't imagine baking in another country that isn't America. You're telling me you crank that thang up to 180°? Just turn around at that point 🙄
April 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Can't imagine baking in another country that isn't America. You're telling me you crank that thang up to 180°? Just turn around at that point 🙄
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my cookie sona 😋🫶 his name is honey spice cookie?(mayb i’m still working on the name)
April 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
my cookie sona 😋🫶 his name is honey spice cookie?(mayb i’m still working on the name)
I snapped a guy a mirror pic in response to his and he called me sigma. I am so confused. What are men
April 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I snapped a guy a mirror pic in response to his and he called me sigma. I am so confused. What are men
When I figure out how to actually paint yall are so cooked
April 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
When I figure out how to actually paint yall are so cooked
The fact that all of my guy friends like some sort of white girl music makes me forget I’m an actual white girl like bumping that shit is literally in my DNA
April 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The fact that all of my guy friends like some sort of white girl music makes me forget I’m an actual white girl like bumping that shit is literally in my DNA
Had to shave in the ceramics room call me Hairy Potter
Goblet I was making was fire
Goblet I was making was fire
April 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Had to shave in the ceramics room call me Hairy Potter
Goblet I was making was fire
Goblet I was making was fire
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a breakfast of fruit, cheese, nuts and good bread is, in american food culture at least, very underrated
April 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
a breakfast of fruit, cheese, nuts and good bread is, in american food culture at least, very underrated
How did my Saturday go? Well I was up at 6:30 am, wrestled until I thought I was gonna puke, agreed to go to practice tomorrow knowing last time I went they tried to kill us, drove two and a half hours home and now have been watching Le Poisson Steve videos for the past like twenty minutes. 10/10
April 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
How did my Saturday go? Well I was up at 6:30 am, wrestled until I thought I was gonna puke, agreed to go to practice tomorrow knowing last time I went they tried to kill us, drove two and a half hours home and now have been watching Le Poisson Steve videos for the past like twenty minutes. 10/10
Just put ice cream on a brownie shit felt like that scene in the Lego Movie where Emmet realized he could put the bricks together
April 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Just put ice cream on a brownie shit felt like that scene in the Lego Movie where Emmet realized he could put the bricks together
I hate when people ask me what the hardest part of wrestling is. Like yeah I’m probably gonna tell you some motivational shit about mental toughness but I know damn well the real answer is holding in a fart during practice
April 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I hate when people ask me what the hardest part of wrestling is. Like yeah I’m probably gonna tell you some motivational shit about mental toughness but I know damn well the real answer is holding in a fart during practice
People who call me humble should know I burned my mouth a little today because my ego felt challenged by the speed at which the guy I was at five guys with ate his burger and I felt I had to catch up
April 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
People who call me humble should know I burned my mouth a little today because my ego felt challenged by the speed at which the guy I was at five guys with ate his burger and I felt I had to catch up
GUESS WHAT LOSERS
April 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
GUESS WHAT LOSERS
Someday I will find my special someone and they will supply me with Welch’s Fruit Snacks and then I will get married to the fruit snacks
April 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Someday I will find my special someone and they will supply me with Welch’s Fruit Snacks and then I will get married to the fruit snacks
Made an impulse decision to get this while I was taking a shit…either gonna be the best or the worst decision of my life
April 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Made an impulse decision to get this while I was taking a shit…either gonna be the best or the worst decision of my life