THE PRESIDENT WAS THERE, HE INVITED HIMSELF.

fucking losers wouldn’t understand art if it kicked em in the dick until they died.

Excited to use this one on Bluesky for the first time:

Did everyone watch the game last night?

HIGHLY recommend Pissing Out Cancer on @dropouttv.bsky.social by @hankgreen.bsky.social. I specifically enjoyed the corrections at the end.

Shouting “I’m ribs!” at midnight.

If we use transitive property to measure the legitimacy of murder, Luigi Mangione deserves to be as free as Daniel Penny.

Being annoyed on a subway is much lesser than watching your mom slowly die to intentionally burdensome paperwork and kneecapped policy in pursuit of shareholder gain.

I still think the dorkiest dweebiest people on earth are the people who say die hard is their fave Christmas movie like they’re expecting a reaction from you for it.
I get it, it takes place at Christmas and it goes boom and you’re a straight man.

Is phantom planet on here yet

@pftompkins.bsky.social PFT on the beat

hallmark christmas movie:
a handsome young man goes to the big city during the holidays to kill a ceo and finds nation's love along the way