Andy
@mycocrates.bsky.social
Millennial from Cleveland 🇺🇸
Chef 🍄 Nerd 🍄 ADHD
Dad of two awesome kids
MDNI
Chef 🍄 Nerd 🍄 ADHD
Dad of two awesome kids
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Andy
@mycocrates.bsky.social
· Apr 4
How about a new #promosky
I'm Andy, millennial miscreant and do-daring dad.
- parenting
- interesting words
- whining about current events
- comics
- Nintendo
- 90s/00s nostalgia
- star trek 🖖
- WWE
- fantasy
- books
- roleplaying
- music
- cooking
- chef stuff
- You just lost the Game.
I'm Andy, millennial miscreant and do-daring dad.
- parenting
- interesting words
- whining about current events
- comics
- Nintendo
- 90s/00s nostalgia
- star trek 🖖
- WWE
- fantasy
- books
- roleplaying
- music
- cooking
- chef stuff
- You just lost the Game.
My wish is that @nickofferman.bsky.social 's performance of Chester A. Arthur in #DeathByLightning singlehandedly makes mutton chops trendy again.
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My wish is that @nickofferman.bsky.social 's performance of Chester A. Arthur in #DeathByLightning singlehandedly makes mutton chops trendy again.
One of the most smarmy and prolific *know * child sex traffickers referred to our current sitting President of the United States as one of the worst people he knows.
This would be the equivalent of Charles Manson giving you the look and saying "this guy is fucking nuts"
This would be the equivalent of Charles Manson giving you the look and saying "this guy is fucking nuts"
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
One of the most smarmy and prolific *know * child sex traffickers referred to our current sitting President of the United States as one of the worst people he knows.
This would be the equivalent of Charles Manson giving you the look and saying "this guy is fucking nuts"
This would be the equivalent of Charles Manson giving you the look and saying "this guy is fucking nuts"
So just to recap
Trump is in the emails.
Trump may or may not have blown Bill Clinton.
The Trump administration is starting to publicly admit that tariffs don't do what they are supposed to.
Trump has broken ties with MAGA Karen.
Trump doesn't understand that his own health is spiraling.
Trump is in the emails.
Trump may or may not have blown Bill Clinton.
The Trump administration is starting to publicly admit that tariffs don't do what they are supposed to.
Trump has broken ties with MAGA Karen.
Trump doesn't understand that his own health is spiraling.
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
So just to recap
Trump is in the emails.
Trump may or may not have blown Bill Clinton.
The Trump administration is starting to publicly admit that tariffs don't do what they are supposed to.
Trump has broken ties with MAGA Karen.
Trump doesn't understand that his own health is spiraling.
Trump is in the emails.
Trump may or may not have blown Bill Clinton.
The Trump administration is starting to publicly admit that tariffs don't do what they are supposed to.
Trump has broken ties with MAGA Karen.
Trump doesn't understand that his own health is spiraling.
Hey bsky. I'm back from my hiatus. I'm going to be making some changes to my presence online (probably changing my handle again)
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hey bsky. I'm back from my hiatus. I'm going to be making some changes to my presence online (probably changing my handle again)
Maybe we can get Shawn Michaels to oversell the funeral. #hulkhogan
July 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Maybe we can get Shawn Michaels to oversell the funeral. #hulkhogan
Let me just say that I have some feelings regarding these uniforms #clevelandbrowns and I'm going to just put it out there.
July 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Let me just say that I have some feelings regarding these uniforms #clevelandbrowns and I'm going to just put it out there.
And while I'm the topic of your shit HR software. If I can't simply import my resume -- I'm not bothering to apply. You have any idea how irritating it is to apply for jobs when all you have is a cell phone? It's absolutely insane!
May 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
And while I'm the topic of your shit HR software. If I can't simply import my resume -- I'm not bothering to apply. You have any idea how irritating it is to apply for jobs when all you have is a cell phone? It's absolutely insane!
My son, playing Minecraft: I'm trying to light the beacon ...
Me, across the house: GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!
Wife, in the kitchen: AND ROHAN WILL ANSWER!
#parenting #minecraft #lotr
Me, across the house: GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!
Wife, in the kitchen: AND ROHAN WILL ANSWER!
#parenting #minecraft #lotr
May 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My son, playing Minecraft: I'm trying to light the beacon ...
Me, across the house: GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!
Wife, in the kitchen: AND ROHAN WILL ANSWER!
#parenting #minecraft #lotr
Me, across the house: GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!
Wife, in the kitchen: AND ROHAN WILL ANSWER!
#parenting #minecraft #lotr
#grief hits all of us kind of hard. I realized that it's mother's day tomorrow and I was about to call my mom to wish her a happy mother's day .... Only to realize that I can't.
May 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
#grief hits all of us kind of hard. I realized that it's mother's day tomorrow and I was about to call my mom to wish her a happy mother's day .... Only to realize that I can't.
So I've been #writing again. Usually when I write it's to get a feeling, a sentiment out of my system that I can't really express directly without feeling misunderstood.
May 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
So I've been #writing again. Usually when I write it's to get a feeling, a sentiment out of my system that I can't really express directly without feeling misunderstood.
If you're working at a lab in a multi-building hospital and you put instructions on MyChart, please put which building and which parking lot to use in the instructions . I hate it when I pull up to the main campus and I find out I was supposed to go to Building D, east entrance and wind up late.
April 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If you're working at a lab in a multi-building hospital and you put instructions on MyChart, please put which building and which parking lot to use in the instructions . I hate it when I pull up to the main campus and I find out I was supposed to go to Building D, east entrance and wind up late.
When a hiring manager asks me what my strengths are, I can confidently say, "I can manage teenagers."
April 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
When a hiring manager asks me what my strengths are, I can confidently say, "I can manage teenagers."
"Measure twice, cut once." doesn't take into account ADHD.
It should be "Measure once, cut twice, return to store, wind up at the bar, measure twice, cut twice, slap forehead, return to store, have Bill in Lumber just cut the thing for you, return home, forget project, come back to it next year"
It should be "Measure once, cut twice, return to store, wind up at the bar, measure twice, cut twice, slap forehead, return to store, have Bill in Lumber just cut the thing for you, return home, forget project, come back to it next year"
April 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
"Measure twice, cut once." doesn't take into account ADHD.
It should be "Measure once, cut twice, return to store, wind up at the bar, measure twice, cut twice, slap forehead, return to store, have Bill in Lumber just cut the thing for you, return home, forget project, come back to it next year"
It should be "Measure once, cut twice, return to store, wind up at the bar, measure twice, cut twice, slap forehead, return to store, have Bill in Lumber just cut the thing for you, return home, forget project, come back to it next year"
#browns #nfl I'm going to say it. The only reason that Jax Ulbrich's prank phone call is STILL in the news cycle is probably because Shadeur/Deion Sanders is trying to spin that story and not how Shadeur had to wait till night 5 to get drafted to the worst team in the NFL.
April 28, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I want to cosplay this with my sons for Halloween. #parenting
April 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I want to cosplay this with my sons for Halloween. #parenting
"Hey there's this college quarterback that is the son of Deion Sanders."
"Yeah but he's kinda average and overrated"
"Sounds interesting, any issues?"
"He's even more of an arrogant piss than his dad."
"It's cool, every reputable team is avoiding drafting him."
Browns: shutupandtakemymoney.jpg
"Yeah but he's kinda average and overrated"
"Sounds interesting, any issues?"
"He's even more of an arrogant piss than his dad."
"It's cool, every reputable team is avoiding drafting him."
Browns: shutupandtakemymoney.jpg
Browns draft Shedeur Sanders
Cleveland now has five QBs on the depth chart.
www.nbcsports.com
April 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"Hey there's this college quarterback that is the son of Deion Sanders."
"Yeah but he's kinda average and overrated"
"Sounds interesting, any issues?"
"He's even more of an arrogant piss than his dad."
"It's cool, every reputable team is avoiding drafting him."
Browns: shutupandtakemymoney.jpg
"Yeah but he's kinda average and overrated"
"Sounds interesting, any issues?"
"He's even more of an arrogant piss than his dad."
"It's cool, every reputable team is avoiding drafting him."
Browns: shutupandtakemymoney.jpg
I don't play drums. But Drumeo is my favorite YouTube channel.
John Stamos Hears Papa Roach For The First Time
YouTube video by Drumeo
youtu.be
April 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I don't play drums. But Drumeo is my favorite YouTube channel.
#jobs #jobseeking look I'm going to flat out say it. If your company uses some type of portal (ICIMS, UKG, Brass Ring) to screen or on board prospective employees, your software usually inherently sucks donkey turds and is steering ADHD people away.
April 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
#jobs #jobseeking look I'm going to flat out say it. If your company uses some type of portal (ICIMS, UKG, Brass Ring) to screen or on board prospective employees, your software usually inherently sucks donkey turds and is steering ADHD people away.
As a former lifelong and generational Cleveland Browns fan.
I refuse to support the organization anymore. The constant bungling of the team, the stadium bullshit, the money-bungling, and other errant acts of stupidity. Screw that team. They could win a Superbowl and I'd still hate them
I refuse to support the organization anymore. The constant bungling of the team, the stadium bullshit, the money-bungling, and other errant acts of stupidity. Screw that team. They could win a Superbowl and I'd still hate them
April 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
As a former lifelong and generational Cleveland Browns fan.
I refuse to support the organization anymore. The constant bungling of the team, the stadium bullshit, the money-bungling, and other errant acts of stupidity. Screw that team. They could win a Superbowl and I'd still hate them
I refuse to support the organization anymore. The constant bungling of the team, the stadium bullshit, the money-bungling, and other errant acts of stupidity. Screw that team. They could win a Superbowl and I'd still hate them
Like a toddler eyeing a piece of candy.
April 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Like a toddler eyeing a piece of candy.
If I had an underimpressive superpower, it would be to have telekinesis to float the remote from the table that is five feet away from me.
April 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
If I had an underimpressive superpower, it would be to have telekinesis to float the remote from the table that is five feet away from me.
Advertise your account with one image
April 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Advertise your account with one image