My ADHD Brain
@mychaoticadhdbrain.bsky.social
The only thing I’m consistent about is being inconsistent.
“We need to ban all stimulants because they’re addictive,” they said as I sat there on day 6 of forgetting to go pick up my ADHD meds.
February 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“We need to ban all stimulants because they’re addictive,” they said as I sat there on day 6 of forgetting to go pick up my ADHD meds.
I keep seeing this meme floating around but I made a slight adjustment to it because we all know that Dave was wildin’ out on those Zoom calls.
February 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I keep seeing this meme floating around but I made a slight adjustment to it because we all know that Dave was wildin’ out on those Zoom calls.
Bluesky, I am BEGGING you, please increase video time limits to 90 seconds!
February 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Bluesky, I am BEGGING you, please increase video time limits to 90 seconds!
Live your life. Be yourself. #inspiration
January 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Live your life. Be yourself. #inspiration
I didn’t watch the inauguration because my mental health deserves better, but the highlights I’ve seen lead me to believe that we’ve found Carmen Sandiego and that a lot of people think Musk giving a nazi salute is somehow an autism thing?? THIS TIMELINE IS WHACK.
January 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I didn’t watch the inauguration because my mental health deserves better, but the highlights I’ve seen lead me to believe that we’ve found Carmen Sandiego and that a lot of people think Musk giving a nazi salute is somehow an autism thing?? THIS TIMELINE IS WHACK.
At first I was bitter about everything that happened on TikTok, but then it caused me to take a step back from social media, reevaluate everything, and realize how nice it is to take breaks more frequently and limit my daily interactions on these platforms. My mind and soul need better balance.
January 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
At first I was bitter about everything that happened on TikTok, but then it caused me to take a step back from social media, reevaluate everything, and realize how nice it is to take breaks more frequently and limit my daily interactions on these platforms. My mind and soul need better balance.
Well… this sucks.
January 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Well… this sucks.
I don’t understand the raving about this app. The character limitations and video length limitations are awful and there is absolute shit engagement on most posts here. Someone please enlighten me what is so great about it because it’s been unengaging with a shit algorithm for me.
January 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I don’t understand the raving about this app. The character limitations and video length limitations are awful and there is absolute shit engagement on most posts here. Someone please enlighten me what is so great about it because it’s been unengaging with a shit algorithm for me.
In my house we have two outcomes for bananas. Either 1 banana of the bunch gets eaten while the other 7 get lost on the counter & we forget they exist until fruit flies appear and we discover their blackened banana corpses, OR we eat all 8 bananas the same day we bought them. There is no in between.
January 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
In my house we have two outcomes for bananas. Either 1 banana of the bunch gets eaten while the other 7 get lost on the counter & we forget they exist until fruit flies appear and we discover their blackened banana corpses, OR we eat all 8 bananas the same day we bought them. There is no in between.
I remember a time before DMing when we called it IMing because of AOL Instant Messenger (AIM).
Also, if you’re as old as me, you can hear the door opening and door closing sound effect by just reading the words AOL Instant Messenger.
Also, if you’re as old as me, you can hear the door opening and door closing sound effect by just reading the words AOL Instant Messenger.
January 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I remember a time before DMing when we called it IMing because of AOL Instant Messenger (AIM).
Also, if you’re as old as me, you can hear the door opening and door closing sound effect by just reading the words AOL Instant Messenger.
Also, if you’re as old as me, you can hear the door opening and door closing sound effect by just reading the words AOL Instant Messenger.
Imagine if snakes could cough.
December 21, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Imagine if snakes could cough.
Yesterday at work, I had a meeting where I spent an hour trapped in a conference room that smelled like broccoli farts from the prior occupants.
December 20, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Yesterday at work, I had a meeting where I spent an hour trapped in a conference room that smelled like broccoli farts from the prior occupants.
Being 42 is wild because in my head I still feel like I can do the same things I did when I was 22, and this is probably why I constantly throw my back out.
December 20, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Being 42 is wild because in my head I still feel like I can do the same things I did when I was 22, and this is probably why I constantly throw my back out.
This sums up ever single work e-mail I’ve ever sent.
December 15, 2024 at 5:29 PM
This sums up ever single work e-mail I’ve ever sent.
When I die, I want someone to switch out my body with a giant cake replica so when the pathologist cuts into me to perform the autopsy, he can either be very disturbed or have a really good laugh.
December 4, 2024 at 8:29 PM
When I die, I want someone to switch out my body with a giant cake replica so when the pathologist cuts into me to perform the autopsy, he can either be very disturbed or have a really good laugh.
This little life of mine summarized in one photo.
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 AM
This little life of mine summarized in one photo.
While sitting at an Urgent Care today, the wait was so long that someone DoorDashed a pizza to themselves in the waiting room.
I have seen it all.
I have seen it all.
December 3, 2024 at 1:24 AM
While sitting at an Urgent Care today, the wait was so long that someone DoorDashed a pizza to themselves in the waiting room.
I have seen it all.
I have seen it all.
The best calendar I’ve ever purchased in my entire life. Black and white portrait style photos of goats along with inspirational quotes to enhance the dramatic effect is a level of emotional depth I was not prepared for. Even the font within the calendar is perfect.
10/10, would highly recommend.
10/10, would highly recommend.
November 27, 2024 at 7:32 PM
The best calendar I’ve ever purchased in my entire life. Black and white portrait style photos of goats along with inspirational quotes to enhance the dramatic effect is a level of emotional depth I was not prepared for. Even the font within the calendar is perfect.
10/10, would highly recommend.
10/10, would highly recommend.
The year is 2024 and we have cameras in our pockets that shoot 4K. There’s no reason that every new picture of Bigfoot should still be blurry at this point.
November 22, 2024 at 10:23 PM
The year is 2024 and we have cameras in our pockets that shoot 4K. There’s no reason that every new picture of Bigfoot should still be blurry at this point.
Recently while visiting the North Carolina Aquarium, I learned that there is a type of fish with this name. I want to know whose job it is to name fish and birds because I want that job.
#themoreyouknow
#themoreyouknow
November 22, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Recently while visiting the North Carolina Aquarium, I learned that there is a type of fish with this name. I want to know whose job it is to name fish and birds because I want that job.
#themoreyouknow
#themoreyouknow
There are few things as unnerving as when your cat is crouched in hunting posture and staring fiercely at the gap underneath your refrigerator.
November 22, 2024 at 7:56 PM
There are few things as unnerving as when your cat is crouched in hunting posture and staring fiercely at the gap underneath your refrigerator.
Meet Gerard.
November 19, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Meet Gerard.