Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn
@mycaptainplush.bsky.social
I like Lego and cats and dogs and sometimes my childlings. My pudendum was briefly famous one time on another app.
Metservice forecast: Wet, bring a raincoat
Me: YOU'RE NOT MY MUM
Me: YOU'RE NOT MY MUM
January 21, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Metservice forecast: Wet, bring a raincoat
Me: YOU'RE NOT MY MUM
Me: YOU'RE NOT MY MUM
I have a ten year old
January 19, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I have a ten year old
Got home from Theatre Camp yesterday afternoon and collapsed. On third load of washing and attempting to unpack my kitchen equipment.
January 19, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Got home from Theatre Camp yesterday afternoon and collapsed. On third load of washing and attempting to unpack my kitchen equipment.
Theatre Camp Final Cast day. Two performances of the musical complete. Potluck family dinner has happened and the last of the children are leaving. Parent helpers have done all the dishes so I'm collapsing before pack out tomorrow.
January 17, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Theatre Camp Final Cast day. Two performances of the musical complete. Potluck family dinner has happened and the last of the children are leaving. Parent helpers have done all the dishes so I'm collapsing before pack out tomorrow.
Theatre Camp Day 5. Full run through to be followed by a dress rehearsal with family watching. The makeup artist who has been my kitchen hand has made me sit down for 15 minutes with a timer and is threatening to lock me out of the kitchen if I don't.
January 16, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Theatre Camp Day 5. Full run through to be followed by a dress rehearsal with family watching. The makeup artist who has been my kitchen hand has made me sit down for 15 minutes with a timer and is threatening to lock me out of the kitchen if I don't.
Theatre Camp Day 4. The arrival of a filter coffee machine for the crew has greatly enhanced my morning sanity. The cast are now so continually ravenous we have added Afternoon Tea Part Two to the schedule. Currently cooking dinner in the dark as the kitchen lights are shining into the stage.
January 15, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Theatre Camp Day 4. The arrival of a filter coffee machine for the crew has greatly enhanced my morning sanity. The cast are now so continually ravenous we have added Afternoon Tea Part Two to the schedule. Currently cooking dinner in the dark as the kitchen lights are shining into the stage.
Theatre Camp Day 3. Dropped my phone and screen is shattered. Children all fed plus all the parents who were invited for dinner and to collect laundry/deliver precious forgotten items. My feet and back are not happy. Had a superstar parent helper this afternoon who is totally a new friend!
January 14, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Theatre Camp Day 3. Dropped my phone and screen is shattered. Children all fed plus all the parents who were invited for dinner and to collect laundry/deliver precious forgotten items. My feet and back are not happy. Had a superstar parent helper this afternoon who is totally a new friend!
Theatre Camp Day 2. The children have exhausted a carefully calculated four days of sandwich supplies in two. Charlie the cat who lives at a neighbouring house has discovered we are in residence and has tried to join in on stage and supervise the green room costuming.
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Theatre Camp Day 2. The children have exhausted a carefully calculated four days of sandwich supplies in two. Charlie the cat who lives at a neighbouring house has discovered we are in residence and has tried to join in on stage and supervise the green room costuming.
First official day of Theatre Camp. These children can eat. My afternoon tea snack packs (along with fruit, cookies and popcorn) was demolished.
January 12, 2026 at 7:30 AM
First official day of Theatre Camp. These children can eat. My afternoon tea snack packs (along with fruit, cookies and popcorn) was demolished.
Dear daughter explained during pack in how you MUST announce yourself before entering the kitchen by saying "CHOO CHOO" and now I'm working in a train station for the next week.
January 11, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Dear daughter explained during pack in how you MUST announce yourself before entering the kitchen by saying "CHOO CHOO" and now I'm working in a train station for the next week.
It's Theatre Camp Eve. I have sorted out the kitchen and food, Miss 9 made herself mostly useful and is now tucked up watching K-pop Demon Hunters. She is very excited to be in the top bunk.
January 11, 2026 at 6:58 AM
It's Theatre Camp Eve. I have sorted out the kitchen and food, Miss 9 made herself mostly useful and is now tucked up watching K-pop Demon Hunters. She is very excited to be in the top bunk.
Won the meat raffle at the pub tonight with 67 and am never going to hear the end of it.
January 9, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Won the meat raffle at the pub tonight with 67 and am never going to hear the end of it.
Miss 9's belated Christmas gift arrived; a little speaker with microphones. The microphones have a creepily large range...just about hit the roof when the corner of the lounge started giggling while she was upstairs. It's very echoey sound quality...I may have fun with this at a later date...
January 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Miss 9's belated Christmas gift arrived; a little speaker with microphones. The microphones have a creepily large range...just about hit the roof when the corner of the lounge started giggling while she was upstairs. It's very echoey sound quality...I may have fun with this at a later date...
Miss 9: "When I have children I'll let them stay up as late as they want!"
Oh how I laughed.
Oh how I laughed.
January 6, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Miss 9: "When I have children I'll let them stay up as late as they want!"
Oh how I laughed.
Oh how I laughed.
Spending the afternoon writing prep lists and shopping lists for theatre camp whilst rewatching Jonathan Creek.
January 3, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Spending the afternoon writing prep lists and shopping lists for theatre camp whilst rewatching Jonathan Creek.
Just ran into him (fully clothed) when we took the children out to see fireworks. He yelled "Happy New Year, I am drunk" as he raced past us to his house. It's totally a Hallmark film.
The most gorgeous little puppy appeared up our driveway just now with no collar. I asked it where home was and it showed me the house two doors down but seemed a bit dubious... knocked on the open door and called out and a moist man wearing a tiny towel appeared and thanked me.
December 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Just ran into him (fully clothed) when we took the children out to see fireworks. He yelled "Happy New Year, I am drunk" as he raced past us to his house. It's totally a Hallmark film.
One year ago we spent the afternoon together. We drank fancy gin and made plans for shenanigans. We were going to drink wine coolers and watch "the boombox movie". The last thing you said to me was "Love you".
@agnesgraye.bsky.social miss you, love you, someone left it on the porch
@agnesgraye.bsky.social miss you, love you, someone left it on the porch
December 31, 2025 at 10:01 AM
One year ago we spent the afternoon together. We drank fancy gin and made plans for shenanigans. We were going to drink wine coolers and watch "the boombox movie". The last thing you said to me was "Love you".
@agnesgraye.bsky.social miss you, love you, someone left it on the porch
@agnesgraye.bsky.social miss you, love you, someone left it on the porch
Am I able to nominate myself at this late stage for word of the year?
Adding "childcuterie board" to my vocabulary forthwith!
Made a childcuterie board for dinner which was demolished swiftly.
December 31, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Am I able to nominate myself at this late stage for word of the year?
Miss 9 has two friends for a sleepover tonight. This may get interesting.
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Miss 9 has two friends for a sleepover tonight. This may get interesting.
Still awake. Got caught up in a Reddit post about glioblastoma. Was cathartic. #fuckcancer
December 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Still awake. Got caught up in a Reddit post about glioblastoma. Was cathartic. #fuckcancer
Miss 9 is still asleep. She did not sleep well the 3 nights we were away (as evidenced by her midnight hanging decorations on all of the door handles and creating artworks and actually helpfully packing her bag the night before we left). Hopefully we'll get back to normal before theatre camp!
December 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Miss 9 is still asleep. She did not sleep well the 3 nights we were away (as evidenced by her midnight hanging decorations on all of the door handles and creating artworks and actually helpfully packing her bag the night before we left). Hopefully we'll get back to normal before theatre camp!
Managed to unload the car, nip to the dairy for bread and milk, heat up a pie and pour a gin just in time for the thunder.
December 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Managed to unload the car, nip to the dairy for bread and milk, heat up a pie and pour a gin just in time for the thunder.
Yesterday in a nutshell
Hello mimosa, my old friend
I've come to quaff you, once again.
With the fizzing brightly bubbling
You cure me of what is troubling
Ease the worried and overactive brain
Orange and champagne
Bring me a peaceful silence
I've come to quaff you, once again.
With the fizzing brightly bubbling
You cure me of what is troubling
Ease the worried and overactive brain
Orange and champagne
Bring me a peaceful silence
December 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Yesterday in a nutshell
Children are watching K-pop Demon Hunters. Grownups are drinking wine outside. Ideal Boxing Day situation.
December 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Children are watching K-pop Demon Hunters. Grownups are drinking wine outside. Ideal Boxing Day situation.
Baked salmon, minty buttery new potatoes and asparagus consumed before I took a picture. Salmon may feature at every meal for a while and I am making gravlax with some.
December 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Baked salmon, minty buttery new potatoes and asparagus consumed before I took a picture. Salmon may feature at every meal for a while and I am making gravlax with some.