Captain Rainbow Princess Unicorn
@mycaptainplush.bsky.social
I like Lego and cats and dogs and sometimes my childlings. My pudendum was briefly famous one time on another app.
PSA: Not only can you dress your entire family in this pattern, the suit has shorts for the total Kiwi Christmas experience.
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 AM
PSA: Not only can you dress your entire family in this pattern, the suit has shorts for the total Kiwi Christmas experience.
I'd been enjoying Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist but episode 9 has levelled it up.
November 13, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I'd been enjoying Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist but episode 9 has levelled it up.
Just went for a wee and there was a weird squealy sound and I was all what's wrong with my bits...it was fireworks 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Just went for a wee and there was a weird squealy sound and I was all what's wrong with my bits...it was fireworks 🤣
Forgot about Hinty McHintyness... please nothing scented or skin related... allergies suck. Triceratops is the best dinosaur. #SecretSantaAoNz
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Forgot about Hinty McHintyness... please nothing scented or skin related... allergies suck. Triceratops is the best dinosaur. #SecretSantaAoNz
It's finally cooling down a bit. Miss 9 collapsed into bed a couple of hours ago and is snoring mightily. I cooked dinner for Mr picky 14 and the kitchen was so warm I've opted to eat leftovers later. Signed up for #SecretSantaAoNz so there's my win for the day.
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 AM
It's finally cooling down a bit. Miss 9 collapsed into bed a couple of hours ago and is snoring mightily. I cooked dinner for Mr picky 14 and the kitchen was so warm I've opted to eat leftovers later. Signed up for #SecretSantaAoNz so there's my win for the day.
Awesome. I have become That Parent who missed the school photo memo and sent child to school with half her breakfast on her uniform and unkempt hair.
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Awesome. I have become That Parent who missed the school photo memo and sent child to school with half her breakfast on her uniform and unkempt hair.
Very dear friend was ambulanced to ED this afternoon...has been told he won't be seen for at least an hour and a half so he's gone to the closest pub for a pint... I am on standby to assist.
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Very dear friend was ambulanced to ED this afternoon...has been told he won't be seen for at least an hour and a half so he's gone to the closest pub for a pint... I am on standby to assist.
Argh. Mr 14 seems to be starting a Crohn's flare...first since January. I do not have the spoons for another hospital stay. Really hoping he improves in the next couple of hours but the poor lad is huddled in bed with a wheatie bag and is white as a sheet.
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Argh. Mr 14 seems to be starting a Crohn's flare...first since January. I do not have the spoons for another hospital stay. Really hoping he improves in the next couple of hours but the poor lad is huddled in bed with a wheatie bag and is white as a sheet.
Neighbours over the fence (not to be confused with Neighbours down the back and Neighbours over the road) have had their sprinklers going since 3pm and most of the water is running into the street...it just seems so wasteful and they're still running.
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Neighbours over the fence (not to be confused with Neighbours down the back and Neighbours over the road) have had their sprinklers going since 3pm and most of the water is running into the street...it just seems so wasteful and they're still running.
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Throwing leftover apple crumble into muffin mix at work turned out to be an absolute hit with the customers.
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Throwing leftover apple crumble into muffin mix at work turned out to be an absolute hit with the customers.
I refused to buy/make Miss 9 a new costume as she has many, so she's sorted her own Anakin Skywalker outfit which to me gives strong "Granny on the way to walking group brandishing her walking stick at small children vibes"
October 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I refused to buy/make Miss 9 a new costume as she has many, so she's sorted her own Anakin Skywalker outfit which to me gives strong "Granny on the way to walking group brandishing her walking stick at small children vibes"
Sun, wind, rain and hail made for an eventful twenty minute walk home from school.
October 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Sun, wind, rain and hail made for an eventful twenty minute walk home from school.
I asked Miss 9 if she'd like to vacuum downstairs and she is delighted to do so. Best parenting hack.
October 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I asked Miss 9 if she'd like to vacuum downstairs and she is delighted to do so. Best parenting hack.
So wind warning in place until 4pm and now it's ramping up...
October 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
So wind warning in place until 4pm and now it's ramping up...
Hatches are battoned
October 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Hatches are battoned
There's a newbie bartender at my local...I asked him for another (lifted my near empty pint also) as he was clearing Miss 9's hot chocolate and he thought that meant another hot chocolate and not a Guinness.
October 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
There's a newbie bartender at my local...I asked him for another (lifted my near empty pint also) as he was clearing Miss 9's hot chocolate and he thought that meant another hot chocolate and not a Guinness.
In the throes of creating my daughter's Halloween costume...a nine year old as Heather Chandler from Heather's the Musical is totally normal, right?
October 20, 2025 at 8:54 AM
In the throes of creating my daughter's Halloween costume...a nine year old as Heather Chandler from Heather's the Musical is totally normal, right?
Help me breathe...I just applied for a theatre job doing wardrobe for one of my favourite musicals and totally forgot to include a prop I made when I was in charge of props for the same musical
October 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Help me breathe...I just applied for a theatre job doing wardrobe for one of my favourite musicals and totally forgot to include a prop I made when I was in charge of props for the same musical
Hugh Grant is rubbish and I thoroughly regret the time Foxy and I were his housekeepers.
Upon reflection and having listened to it another hundred times I have decided I don't like Africa by Toto much, in fact I don't like it at all!
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Hugh Grant is rubbish and I thoroughly regret the time Foxy and I were his housekeepers.
Bone juice infusion for the Lad went super smoothly except for right at the end when he took a sip of water while half lying down and it went down the wrong way, causing mild panic because the nurses thought he was having a reaction...the Lad for some reason continued...
October 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Bone juice infusion for the Lad went super smoothly except for right at the end when he took a sip of water while half lying down and it went down the wrong way, causing mild panic because the nurses thought he was having a reaction...the Lad for some reason continued...
The Lad had a bleeding nose in the waiting room and another during the consult which was convenient for pinpointing where it was coming from. He did not deal well with the idea of cauterising but eventually agreed to it and was surprised how quick it was. Fingers crossed it's sorted for now.
October 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The Lad had a bleeding nose in the waiting room and another during the consult which was convenient for pinpointing where it was coming from. He did not deal well with the idea of cauterising but eventually agreed to it and was surprised how quick it was. Fingers crossed it's sorted for now.
Missing my bestie more than ever, so I'm going to share things. First up my fucking wedding, she is so beautiful.https://youtu.be/jB-QsI2j3B0?si=1b7y-lsPOF5u50P-
October 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Missing my bestie more than ever, so I'm going to share things. First up my fucking wedding, she is so beautiful.https://youtu.be/jB-QsI2j3B0?si=1b7y-lsPOF5u50P-
Work today was boring as usual (anyone in Otautahi after a part-time daytime chef?) I am working at about 20% of my capacity but am enjoying being a magician because I can...make food?
October 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Work today was boring as usual (anyone in Otautahi after a part-time daytime chef?) I am working at about 20% of my capacity but am enjoying being a magician because I can...make food?