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A scandal and a shame

Keeping this as a notebook before I die. No one will find it, my cherished secret
Warren Zevon and Jill Sobule I Kissed A Girl
YouTube video by Bruce Greenberg
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May 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I hope Saddam got a good NIL deal for being in these Call Of Duty ads
November 14, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Opening a new shoppe called Town Bicycle but then it's just my mom inside
November 13, 2024 at 9:16 PM
bil gates u fukked up

fukked with the wrong dude today my frien

("Sadeness" plays)
November 12, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Hi I'm the Twitch Next Gen Stats guy, sponsored by AWS. Here's how many Simpsons streams got banned today because some asshole couldn't keep their mouth shut

And let's crunch the numbers on how many folks made $0.04 overnight by letting a thousand creeps watch them sleep

What can AWS do for you
November 12, 2024 at 4:12 PM
The same two guys.

The same ten beers.

The same fight over Wilma vs Betty.

Every night.

Hell, I love it here at Clanks
November 12, 2024 at 2:02 AM
#bigidea

a Hollywood Squares fighting game

Paul Lynde vs Vincent Price in the playable demo
November 12, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Sign says

WE REPAIR
Playstation
XBOX

WE FIX
IPHONES!

Yeah, right.
Get realistic
November 12, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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we are going crazy on this already with almost 10k raised and four, almost five games lined up. watch at www.twitch.tv/hcjustin now!
November 11, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Made my kid wait until Nov 1 to buy him new school clothes at Spirit Halloween

Who's laughing now, Dakota
November 11, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Oh no! They have to do a price check on my very embarrassing item, over the loudspeaker!

Stifled laughter and blushing as everyone finds out my soup costs $2.19

Mothers covering their children's ears, running out of the store

A shotgun is cocked in the background
November 11, 2024 at 9:25 AM
(me watching a 50-year old ep of Good Times where a woman who can't make ends meet has to eat dog food)

Hey what if we made real food, for dogs? Out of that dead lady
November 11, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Hey #schnucks can you at least put this in a dark corner in back with the Black Rifle Coffee and then maybe #gofuckyourself
November 10, 2024 at 7:47 PM
(you have to know that Twitch also broadcasts Thursday Night Football for this to work)

Al Michaels stopping his play-by-play to thank ThaGrandPooper for donating 100 bits and getting confused by sound alerts of him farting and yelling at his wife
November 10, 2024 at 2:10 AM
When the last Lemon Party guy died, do you think they re-created it with their skeletons in a history museum
November 10, 2024 at 2:07 AM