Myaknows
@myaknows.bsky.social
Secular Saint on a mission to live life more abundantly.
〽️✝️🩷💚🍊☕️🍾📖♊️🐝
〽️✝️🩷💚🍊☕️🍾📖♊️🐝
I saw someone say olivia dean sun, kehlani moon, cleo sol rising, jhenè aiko venus… let me find which houses sza and ken the man are in & my chart is complete.
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I saw someone say olivia dean sun, kehlani moon, cleo sol rising, jhenè aiko venus… let me find which houses sza and ken the man are in & my chart is complete.
Random man on a bike: “Damn I know that ass fat.”
Me turning to walk down the wrong street because it is absolutely not fat and I was too embarrassed to face that truth.
Me turning to walk down the wrong street because it is absolutely not fat and I was too embarrassed to face that truth.
October 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Random man on a bike: “Damn I know that ass fat.”
Me turning to walk down the wrong street because it is absolutely not fat and I was too embarrassed to face that truth.
Me turning to walk down the wrong street because it is absolutely not fat and I was too embarrassed to face that truth.
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Intention and ACTION will always set you apart.
September 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Intention and ACTION will always set you apart.
Allergies are kicking my butt! Random co-worker asked me twice in a meeting was I ok because he said it sounded like I was sniffing, and now I’m trying to see if he’s married. Imagine the bar for men being so low that basic decency & concern is making me feral.
August 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Allergies are kicking my butt! Random co-worker asked me twice in a meeting was I ok because he said it sounded like I was sniffing, and now I’m trying to see if he’s married. Imagine the bar for men being so low that basic decency & concern is making me feral.
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Idk who need to read this but you not “bad built” your posture sucks and your bra too small.
August 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Idk who need to read this but you not “bad built” your posture sucks and your bra too small.
My outside summer became non-existent as soon as the thermostat hit 90 degrees. I will try again in the fall.
a man is standing in front of a bed with a white comforter
ALT: a man is standing in front of a bed with a white comforter
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June 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My outside summer became non-existent as soon as the thermostat hit 90 degrees. I will try again in the fall.
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The number one responsibility of Black people under fascism … keep your job and your benefits
June 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The number one responsibility of Black people under fascism … keep your job and your benefits
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Being the oldest daughter is exhausting.
June 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Being the oldest daughter is exhausting.
Godson asked if I was his fairy godmother, and now I’m getting a tiara and a wand because I take this job seriously.
a woman with curly hair is wearing a leopard print outfit
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May 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Godson asked if I was his fairy godmother, and now I’m getting a tiara and a wand because I take this job seriously.
My grandparents think I know how to do everything and I have to hit them with a “I’m just a girl” because I’m not spending my free time on the phone arguing with service providers for you.
a woman in a judge 's gown says i 'm resting
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May 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My grandparents think I know how to do everything and I have to hit them with a “I’m just a girl” because I’m not spending my free time on the phone arguing with service providers for you.
I would like to recommend that we bring back the witch trials, but for adulterous men. These folks keep up with this egregious behavior because there are no consequences. I bet it stops if we start burning them at the stake.
April 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I would like to recommend that we bring back the witch trials, but for adulterous men. These folks keep up with this egregious behavior because there are no consequences. I bet it stops if we start burning them at the stake.
I made the macaroni for Sunday dinner and will be acting accordingly.
a little girl wearing a scarf and holding a cup of coffee is holding a spoon in her mouth .
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April 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I made the macaroni for Sunday dinner and will be acting accordingly.
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Millennials
A pair of critically endangered, nearly 100-year-old Galapagos tortoises at the Philadelphia Zoo have become first-time parents.
Galapagos tortoises at Philadelphia Zoo become first-time parents at nearly 100
Mommy, the female tortoise, is considered one of the most genetically valuable Galapagos tortoises in the Association of Zoos and Aquariums’ species survival plan.
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April 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Millennials
One of the most beautiful things that faith has taught me is decision making. If I believe that all things work for my good, then there are no wrong decisions. God (Spirit, the Universe, or whatever you believe in) ensures every decision I make is a blessing. And yes, lessons are blessings.
April 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
One of the most beautiful things that faith has taught me is decision making. If I believe that all things work for my good, then there are no wrong decisions. God (Spirit, the Universe, or whatever you believe in) ensures every decision I make is a blessing. And yes, lessons are blessings.
Devil in a Blue Dress. 10/10 movie, no notes.
without saying malcolm x, fav denzel washington film?
April 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Devil in a Blue Dress. 10/10 movie, no notes.
Being quiet is literally always an option.
March 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Being quiet is literally always an option.
I just heard a room full of people from Baltimore sing happy birthday.
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March 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I just heard a room full of people from Baltimore sing happy birthday.
The men are cutting their hair! If the low cut caesar with the deep waves is making a comeback I might have to step outside this summer.
a little girl wearing a vest and tie is cheering with her fist in the air
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March 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The men are cutting their hair! If the low cut caesar with the deep waves is making a comeback I might have to step outside this summer.
80’s Babies… where y’all at?
1988 😊
1988 😊
March 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
80’s Babies… where y’all at?
1988 😊
1988 😊
I had a love/hate relationship with working with this man, because we were going to have a good time but he was probably going to embarrass us 🤦🏾♀️. So glad that the Grizz are retiring his jersey, because he made being a Grizz fan fun.
March 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I had a love/hate relationship with working with this man, because we were going to have a good time but he was probably going to embarrass us 🤦🏾♀️. So glad that the Grizz are retiring his jersey, because he made being a Grizz fan fun.
Tony Allen always being himself no matter the occasion will always be refreshing and hilarious.
March 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Tony Allen always being himself no matter the occasion will always be refreshing and hilarious.
An older, southern black lady is always gonna insert herself into something that ain’t got a thing to do with her. I can’t wait to get my pass to mind other people’s business.
March 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
An older, southern black lady is always gonna insert herself into something that ain’t got a thing to do with her. I can’t wait to get my pass to mind other people’s business.