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Think I still got it lying around somewhere. Outta wear it out for old times sake sometime.
I only saw you in it a few times… [ a smirk tugged the corner of his mouth. ]
…but I like it. A lot.
…but I like it. A lot.
Yeah, I suppose ya would...
(Grumbling)
Damn, that WAS a good one.
(Grumbling)
Damn, that WAS a good one.
January 24, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Think I still got it lying around somewhere. Outta wear it out for old times sake sometime.
Yeah, I suppose ya would...
(Grumbling)
Damn, that WAS a good one.
(Grumbling)
Damn, that WAS a good one.
The black and grey. Your original X-Force suit that had the red eyes. I liked that one.
Both of those are classic. Which ones were you gonna use?
January 24, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Yeah, I suppose ya would...
(Grumbling)
Damn, that WAS a good one.
(Grumbling)
Damn, that WAS a good one.
Both of those are classic. Which ones were you gonna use?
Now wait a damn minute, why do they have to use your colour schemes, hm? And if so, why do you only use the ugly ones?
I did.
Whenever you gotta decide between yellow and blue or brown and yellow again, see who you come running to. Nobody else got experience in that field like me.
Whenever you gotta decide between yellow and blue or brown and yellow again, see who you come running to. Nobody else got experience in that field like me.
January 24, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Both of those are classic. Which ones were you gonna use?
I did.
Whenever you gotta decide between yellow and blue or brown and yellow again, see who you come running to. Nobody else got experience in that field like me.
Whenever you gotta decide between yellow and blue or brown and yellow again, see who you come running to. Nobody else got experience in that field like me.
[ that made him scoff a little. ]
Boldly implying that you helped with anything, let’s not get that twisted.
Boldly implying that you helped with anything, let’s not get that twisted.
Last time you started eating shit like that, I had to help you pick out stuff for a nursery.
Hell, that wasn't even that long ago.
Hell, that wasn't even that long ago.
January 24, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I did.
Whenever you gotta decide between yellow and blue or brown and yellow again, see who you come running to. Nobody else got experience in that field like me.
Whenever you gotta decide between yellow and blue or brown and yellow again, see who you come running to. Nobody else got experience in that field like me.
Last time you started eating shit like that, I had to help you pick out stuff for a nursery.
Hell, that wasn't even that long ago.
Hell, that wasn't even that long ago.
[ halfway through this third bowl of said craving. ]
Why?
Why?
That craving is making me nervous...
January 24, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Last time you started eating shit like that, I had to help you pick out stuff for a nursery.
Hell, that wasn't even that long ago.
Hell, that wasn't even that long ago.
That craving is making me nervous...
I’m allowed to be moody and mix milk with grapes if I want.
January 24, 2026 at 6:48 AM
That craving is making me nervous...
Great, I wasn't gonna need that anyway-
Still in a towel, drinking milk from the bottle and watching the neighbours judgementally. It’s his day off and he’ll do what he likes.
January 24, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Great, I wasn't gonna need that anyway-
"And why's that...?"
He slowly took a sip of the tea. Didn't hit like a Whiskey but it was nice.
He slowly took a sip of the tea. Didn't hit like a Whiskey but it was nice.
“It’s about all I can have at the moment.”
Giving him a cup of the tea. It’s jasmine.
Giving him a cup of the tea. It’s jasmine.
"Not the drink I was hopin' for, but I won't turn it down."
He's sinking deeper into the water.
He's sinking deeper into the water.
January 23, 2026 at 12:58 AM
"And why's that...?"
He slowly took a sip of the tea. Didn't hit like a Whiskey but it was nice.
He slowly took a sip of the tea. Didn't hit like a Whiskey but it was nice.
"Not the drink I was hopin' for, but I won't turn it down."
He's sinking deeper into the water.
He's sinking deeper into the water.
Moving over a bit. “I brought tea as well.”
Make some room.
January 22, 2026 at 9:59 PM
"Not the drink I was hopin' for, but I won't turn it down."
He's sinking deeper into the water.
He's sinking deeper into the water.
If he ignores him, he'll stop.
Eventually.
Eventually.
Still biting. He does what he wants.
January 22, 2026 at 9:58 PM
If he ignores him, he'll stop.
Eventually.
Eventually.
"Ain't that just what you do? Shouldn't be surprised that's the crowd you attract."
“…people only express romantic interest in me if they’re planning to try to disembowel me.”
January 22, 2026 at 3:37 PM
"Ain't that just what you do? Shouldn't be surprised that's the crowd you attract."
"You ain't actually gonna eat that, are ya?"
“Found a burger between my tits so today is going well.”
January 22, 2026 at 3:35 PM
"You ain't actually gonna eat that, are ya?"
Make some room.
Found hot springs. All is well. Going to wallow for a few hours.
January 22, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Make some room.
Gotta keep those admission numbers up somehow
And it does seem odd that there’s never any damn kids around here. Technically they’re helping out
What's another couple kids anyway? The mansion's got the space for it.
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Gotta keep those admission numbers up somehow
What's another couple kids anyway? The mansion's got the space for it.
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
What's another couple kids anyway? The mansion's got the space for it.
No need to tell him twice.
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
No need to tell him twice.
You're not wrong.
Shhhhhhh…you don’t actually care.
Words like that ALSO led to Alexei being born
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
You're not wrong.
Words like that ALSO led to Alexei being born
Shh. It wasn’t that painful. It’s fine.
Looks like this directly led to Alexei's birth mind you
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Words like that ALSO led to Alexei being born
Looks like this directly led to Alexei's birth mind you
Just be nice and kiss him.
He'll heal or something idk
December 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Looks like this directly led to Alexei's birth mind you
He'll heal or something idk
You actually might, you know.
Then let me drown in it
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
He'll heal or something idk
Then let me drown in it
There is too much.
Give it.
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Then let me drown in it
Give it.
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Give it.
The greed in that grab
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The greed in that grab
No.
Drink some of it.
I can make orphans just as well as I make parents.
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
No.