Ryan Parker
@mustachemanatee.bsky.social
Gamer 🎮
Elden Lord 👑
Cosplayer 🎭
Dog lover 🐾
Small business owner 🗂️
I have a culinary degree in baking and pastry 👨🏻🍳
Lifter of heavy things 🏋🏻♂️
Check me out here ⬇️
YouTube.com/mustachemanatee
Elden Lord 👑
Cosplayer 🎭
Dog lover 🐾
Small business owner 🗂️
I have a culinary degree in baking and pastry 👨🏻🍳
Lifter of heavy things 🏋🏻♂️
Check me out here ⬇️
YouTube.com/mustachemanatee
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Ryan Parker
@mustachemanatee.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Lots of new followers this week so here’s an updated intro:
My name is Ryan and I am a gamer, dog walker, cosplayer, and pastry chef in my mid 40s.
You can expect lots of talk about video games, cute dog photos, occasional cosplay, and fitness accountability posts.
Protect your peace ✌️
My name is Ryan and I am a gamer, dog walker, cosplayer, and pastry chef in my mid 40s.
You can expect lots of talk about video games, cute dog photos, occasional cosplay, and fitness accountability posts.
Protect your peace ✌️
Definitely my favorite section of the game so far!
October 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Definitely my favorite section of the game so far!
This is getting heavy Doc!”
I had a blast at the Portland Retro Gaming Expo today celebrating one of my favorite films in its 40th anniversary year!
I had a blast at the Portland Retro Gaming Expo today celebrating one of my favorite films in its 40th anniversary year!
October 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This is getting heavy Doc!”
I had a blast at the Portland Retro Gaming Expo today celebrating one of my favorite films in its 40th anniversary year!
I had a blast at the Portland Retro Gaming Expo today celebrating one of my favorite films in its 40th anniversary year!
PAX West 2025 is in the books and is without question the best convention I have ever been to. I had so much fun with so many wonderful friends.
From meeting the incomparable Ben Starr on Friday to the army of baguettes for Clair Obscur, to Bioshock Infinite cosplay it was pure joy for 4 days 💚
From meeting the incomparable Ben Starr on Friday to the army of baguettes for Clair Obscur, to Bioshock Infinite cosplay it was pure joy for 4 days 💚
September 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
PAX West 2025 is in the books and is without question the best convention I have ever been to. I had so much fun with so many wonderful friends.
From meeting the incomparable Ben Starr on Friday to the army of baguettes for Clair Obscur, to Bioshock Infinite cosplay it was pure joy for 4 days 💚
From meeting the incomparable Ben Starr on Friday to the army of baguettes for Clair Obscur, to Bioshock Infinite cosplay it was pure joy for 4 days 💚
Meeting the one and only Ben Starr at PAX? Simply incredible 💚
August 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Meeting the one and only Ben Starr at PAX? Simply incredible 💚
It’s PAX West this week! My first time going and I can’t wait! So let’s lift some heavy shit in the meantime 💚
August 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
It’s PAX West this week! My first time going and I can’t wait! So let’s lift some heavy shit in the meantime 💚
I’m not really a gamer who goes after or cares about trophies or achievements, so I think this may be my first platinum ever! Love this game 💚
August 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’m not really a gamer who goes after or cares about trophies or achievements, so I think this may be my first platinum ever! Love this game 💚
“Truth, justice, and a better tomorrow.”
I’ve always stayed away from this suit when doing Superman cosplay in the past. It’s the version of the character that means the most to me. The one that I watched over and over again as a child with my mother.
My mom is smiling. I know she is 💚
I’ve always stayed away from this suit when doing Superman cosplay in the past. It’s the version of the character that means the most to me. The one that I watched over and over again as a child with my mother.
My mom is smiling. I know she is 💚
August 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“Truth, justice, and a better tomorrow.”
I’ve always stayed away from this suit when doing Superman cosplay in the past. It’s the version of the character that means the most to me. The one that I watched over and over again as a child with my mother.
My mom is smiling. I know she is 💚
I’ve always stayed away from this suit when doing Superman cosplay in the past. It’s the version of the character that means the most to me. The one that I watched over and over again as a child with my mother.
My mom is smiling. I know she is 💚
So business is suddenly going very well! While I’m trying to stay practical about the inconsistencies of owning a small business, I think this feels like the momentum I’ve been waiting for. 🐾
August 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
So business is suddenly going very well! While I’m trying to stay practical about the inconsistencies of owning a small business, I think this feels like the momentum I’ve been waiting for. 🐾
Good morning yall 💚
August 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Good morning yall 💚
Fantastic Four was excellent! Between this and Superman, it feels really good to see some real earnestness come back to these films. 💚
July 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Fantastic Four was excellent! Between this and Superman, it feels really good to see some real earnestness come back to these films. 💚
It’s a great day to lift heavy shit
July 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
It’s a great day to lift heavy shit
Have a wonderful weekend everyone 💚
July 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Have a wonderful weekend everyone 💚
When the punk ass executor leaves the game after dying at the beginning of day 2 and you and the Raider bring it home against Everdark Fulton anyway 😤
July 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
When the punk ass executor leaves the game after dying at the beginning of day 2 and you and the Raider bring it home against Everdark Fulton anyway 😤
Nightreign can be so epic sometimes 😎
July 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Nightreign can be so epic sometimes 😎
Still putting in that work! 😤
July 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Still putting in that work! 😤
Until next time Ashland 💚
July 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Until next time Ashland 💚
I got distracted by Everdark bosses, but I finally finished off the final boss and rolled credits on Wylder’s ending in Nightreign! Man I love this game.
July 3, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I got distracted by Everdark bosses, but I finally finished off the final boss and rolled credits on Wylder’s ending in Nightreign! Man I love this game.
Come watch my friend and I take on the Everdark Darkdrift Knight in one of Nightreign’s toughest challenges!
Elden Ring Nightreign - Everdark Darkdrift Knight with Baldguy!
YouTube video by Mustache Manatee
youtu.be
July 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Come watch my friend and I take on the Everdark Darkdrift Knight in one of Nightreign’s toughest challenges!
It was such a fun day having out with you! 🤗
Ope, forgot to share from Summer Con weekend!! S/o to Mutt(Zagreus) for 90% of these pics lol. And to @mustachemanatee.bsky.social for hanging out and being my Wolverine! I had such a fun time hanging out as Kitty Pryde for the day. X-Men cosplay day!❌💛🖤
June 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It was such a fun day having out with you! 🤗
The matchmaking is the real final boss of Nightreign.
June 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The matchmaking is the real final boss of Nightreign.
“I’m going to slice you open like a tin can bub!”
I had so much fun as Wolverine, and the Doom armor by Rogues Gallery Cosplay is an absolute work of art!
I had so much fun as Wolverine, and the Doom armor by Rogues Gallery Cosplay is an absolute work of art!
June 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
“I’m going to slice you open like a tin can bub!”
I had so much fun as Wolverine, and the Doom armor by Rogues Gallery Cosplay is an absolute work of art!
I had so much fun as Wolverine, and the Doom armor by Rogues Gallery Cosplay is an absolute work of art!
Such a fun day yesterday 💚
Some shenanigans at #WASummerCon
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Wolverine @mustachemanatee.bsky.social
Kitty Pryde @thewildmeowmeow.bsky.social
Angel Dust @/ beccaboo. cosplays (IG)
Dusa (no socials)
Patsy @shigatsu_cosplay (IG)
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Wolverine @mustachemanatee.bsky.social
Kitty Pryde @thewildmeowmeow.bsky.social
Angel Dust @/ beccaboo. cosplays (IG)
Dusa (no socials)
Patsy @shigatsu_cosplay (IG)
June 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Such a fun day yesterday 💚
That new gaping jaw fight has hands 😮💨
June 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
That new gaping jaw fight has hands 😮💨