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@musareeds.bsky.social
chelsea fc.
all banter.
south africa. 🇿🇦
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@musareeds.bsky.social
· Nov 14
suspect needs a fucking vacation
a regime that doesn’t give you creative freedom <<
January 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
a regime that doesn’t give you creative freedom <<
i switch from my accent to colored then to zimbabwean accent in one sentence 😭😭
I don’t have an accent. Fr.
January 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
i switch from my accent to colored then to zimbabwean accent in one sentence 😭😭
renting a phone sounds wild.
January 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
renting a phone sounds wild.
the key to a lasting relationship is not saving the number with any emojis after the name 🙏🏿 thank you for coming to my ted talk
January 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
the key to a lasting relationship is not saving the number with any emojis after the name 🙏🏿 thank you for coming to my ted talk
i don’t like the gemini slander 😔🤚🏿
January 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
i don’t like the gemini slander 😔🤚🏿
no one on this app is a good person 🤞🏿
January 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
no one on this app is a good person 🤞🏿
good morning to the people in relationships, i hope it ends today 🥺
January 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
good morning to the people in relationships, i hope it ends today 🥺
f4 isn’t much of a meal as f2 & f3.
January 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
f4 isn’t much of a meal as f2 & f3.
me everytime i log into this app 😭😭
January 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
me everytime i log into this app 😭😭
maybe you should leave this app once again 😭😭 idk why i even bother w you
January 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
maybe you should leave this app once again 😭😭 idk why i even bother w you
R600 p/m 🥲 apple the day i catch you
January 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
R600 p/m 🥲 apple the day i catch you
i missed this app. 😭 you idiots are cool.
January 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
i missed this app. 😭 you idiots are cool.
freaky fogs are up 🤞🏿
the thumb > a butt plug
January 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
freaky fogs are up 🤞🏿
oomf RAN 😭 and i can’t even fault her for that. fairs 🫱🏿🫲🏽
January 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
oomf RAN 😭 and i can’t even fault her for that. fairs 🫱🏿🫲🏽
this tyma next to me is drinking black label, and watching tom and jerry
January 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
this tyma next to me is drinking black label, and watching tom and jerry
god forbid a nigga smokes a little bit of nyaope, here comes the fun police 😒
January 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
god forbid a nigga smokes a little bit of nyaope, here comes the fun police 😒
the mistake of writing 2024 instead of 2025 when writing dates <<
January 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
the mistake of writing 2024 instead of 2025 when writing dates <<
twitter/x is so toxic, you get exhausted the minute you log in there.
January 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
twitter/x is so toxic, you get exhausted the minute you log in there.
how im tryna be like 🥺
January 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
how im tryna be like 🥺
being a real lover is hard, now why are holding back on telling each other how much we love each other on the first date. 🥲
January 7, 2025 at 9:22 AM
being a real lover is hard, now why are holding back on telling each other how much we love each other on the first date. 🥲
the boys can be so unnecessary at times, why did that guy explode in this other guys p*nis 😭😭😭
January 7, 2025 at 9:00 AM
the boys can be so unnecessary at times, why did that guy explode in this other guys p*nis 😭😭😭
this weather calls for kingley and go-slow with fine shyt. 🥺
January 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
this weather calls for kingley and go-slow with fine shyt. 🥺
this 🤲🏿
great if I can leave my job for a remote gig.
Sooo how is the 1st week of 25’ treating y’all ?
January 7, 2025 at 7:28 AM
this 🤲🏿