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@murrs.bsky.social
Lawyer eater gamer.
Apparently an ad agency thinks Gen Z needs Christopher Walken and Miller Lite to explain how to hit on women.
January 11, 2026 at 1:26 AM
@defector.com WE'RE BACK
December 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Trump getting to sit in FOX’s worst booth fits all too well
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
@pablo.show should have been a white collar crime prosecutor
September 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Why the hell is no one talking about the new naked gun?
June 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Hoping one of my 39 (lol) followers is a basketball knower. I've been enjoying these NBA playoffs but I don't know anything post-MJ.

The Pacers are working the Knicks but there's almost never anyone in the post. It's wide open space 10 ft from the basket.

What is happening? Where should I look?
May 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I'm just saying playing flip cup with Brett Kavanaugh and Pete Hegseth would probably be a good time.
May 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Hockey ref body cam is dope. #hockey #fournations #usavscanada
February 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Skattepull. #peachbowl
January 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Going for two to win a football game is exactly like when the boss has a sliver of life, you've only got one party member alive, and you choose to attack instead of rez.
December 28, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Current top post on the new r/witcher4. This reaction is correct. #thegameawards #Witcher @cdprojekt.bsky.social
December 13, 2024 at 7:49 AM
These are the number 2 and 5 teams? K.
December 7, 2024 at 11:44 PM
In the eighth OT it's who can get the highest SAT score
November 30, 2024 at 4:56 AM
#Thanksgiving: "Look babe, I'll tell whatever lie you need me to tell."
November 29, 2024 at 6:14 AM
@nigella.bsky.social I'm watching you make crab mac and cheese, and my wife noticed that you have at least 11 strainers/spiders hanging over your kitchen. Do you use all of them or is it an aesthetic? (Not trolling, I'm honestly curious.)
November 27, 2024 at 3:39 PM
The end of ASU BYU is why CFB is more fun than the NFL.
November 24, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Metaphor is one of the weirdest games I've ever played and I love it. #gaming #atlus #gamedev #metaphor
November 17, 2024 at 10:19 PM
The Alchemy may as well as be called "I'm fucking Travis Kelce and it's the best thing in America right now."
April 19, 2024 at 5:24 AM
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I have just placed it. GOP response lady has Millennial TikTok MLM cadence. $200-per-month Christian juice cleanse cadence. Leader of a yoga retreat where everyone believes in Pizzagate cadence.
March 8, 2024 at 4:15 AM
@drewmagary.bsky.social
Packers look good.
Feels bad
January 21, 2024 at 3:58 AM
I wish I could tag Kenji on this.
December 25, 2023 at 8:21 AM
December 20, 2023 at 6:32 PM