Murphuvan
@murphuvan.bsky.social
Big Bill Johnson is my name🤠
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What’s the point of having a LinkedIn account then???
January 14, 2026 at 7:17 PM
What’s the point of having a LinkedIn account then???
If you’re in sales and you get upset that someone is calling you regarding sales you should reevaluate your career choice.
January 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
If you’re in sales and you get upset that someone is calling you regarding sales you should reevaluate your career choice.
Butter chicken, garlic naan
January 13, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Butter chicken, garlic naan
It’s gotta suck to be one of the dudes pulling a flat trailer with a house on it
January 12, 2026 at 2:06 PM
It’s gotta suck to be one of the dudes pulling a flat trailer with a house on it
Being shown a song and was told “you’ll be proud of me, it’s a long song”
I reply how long?
“5mins”
😐
I reply how long?
“5mins”
😐
January 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Being shown a song and was told “you’ll be proud of me, it’s a long song”
I reply how long?
“5mins”
😐
I reply how long?
“5mins”
😐
Animals - Pink Floyd (1977)
January 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Animals - Pink Floyd (1977)
Playing one of my fav games tonight. It’s called “make a casserole with shit you have at home already”.
January 10, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Playing one of my fav games tonight. It’s called “make a casserole with shit you have at home already”.
Little Maggie is a truly perfect bluegrass song
January 8, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Little Maggie is a truly perfect bluegrass song
If banjos were animals they’d be chickens. I can’t go into any more detail.
January 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
If banjos were animals they’d be chickens. I can’t go into any more detail.
Mustard n biscuits mmmm
January 8, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Mustard n biscuits mmmm
Why island tour theme so fucking good
January 8, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Why island tour theme so fucking good
Love those last few mins
January 7, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Love those last few mins
How does one get in the business of making call-holding tones? I could make some banger backing tracks for those lol
January 7, 2026 at 4:11 PM
How does one get in the business of making call-holding tones? I could make some banger backing tracks for those lol
Man this was a fun run
January 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Man this was a fun run
The best part of remote work days is being able to throw some meat on the smoker on your lunch break, forget about it, and then it’s done by the time you’re off work.
January 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The best part of remote work days is being able to throw some meat on the smoker on your lunch break, forget about it, and then it’s done by the time you’re off work.
Anyone got a goose workout playlist?
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Anyone got a goose workout playlist?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE PALM WATERING KING @dashbord.bsky.social !!!!!!! NO BAD DAYS!!!!!
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January 5, 2026 at 11:02 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE PALM WATERING KING @dashbord.bsky.social !!!!!!! NO BAD DAYS!!!!!
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
January 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
Happy new year!! 2025 was a rough one for me. Some really bad shit but also a lot of growth and a lot to be thankful for. In the coming year I plan to be more present in my life and the lives of my loved ones, which includes taking time off of shows and away from the internet. Love you guys, 🫡.
January 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Happy new year!! 2025 was a rough one for me. Some really bad shit but also a lot of growth and a lot to be thankful for. In the coming year I plan to be more present in my life and the lives of my loved ones, which includes taking time off of shows and away from the internet. Love you guys, 🫡.
I love going back and reliving my first Billy shows. These two were a couple heaters!
December 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I love going back and reliving my first Billy shows. These two were a couple heaters!