JERSEY
@murderiwrote.bsky.social
mcdonalds honey bustard pickled sea fuck meal
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i have to chew on meat. give a dog a bone
October 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
i have to chew on meat. give a dog a bone
He's up alone with his thoughts again
September 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
He's up alone with his thoughts again
Pfft.
Only if you wanna.
I want a CHASE. I haven't had a good one in years, and you look like a man who does whatever he's told.
Only if you wanna.
I want a CHASE. I haven't had a good one in years, and you look like a man who does whatever he's told.
( …… glup )
Sss. Stab me and play around in my blood?
Sss. Stab me and play around in my blood?
Then tell me what you think I wanna do.
[ Lifting his chin up with the blunt end of the cleaver. ]
[ Lifting his chin up with the blunt end of the cleaver. ]
September 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Pfft.
Only if you wanna.
I want a CHASE. I haven't had a good one in years, and you look like a man who does whatever he's told.
Only if you wanna.
I want a CHASE. I haven't had a good one in years, and you look like a man who does whatever he's told.
Then tell me what you think I wanna do.
[ Lifting his chin up with the blunt end of the cleaver. ]
[ Lifting his chin up with the blunt end of the cleaver. ]
Well— ( defensive bristling ) Sure I do.
...Are you stupid??
You oughta know how this works, hot shot.
You oughta know how this works, hot shot.
September 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Then tell me what you think I wanna do.
[ Lifting his chin up with the blunt end of the cleaver. ]
[ Lifting his chin up with the blunt end of the cleaver. ]
...Are you stupid??
You oughta know how this works, hot shot.
You oughta know how this works, hot shot.
( BOIOIOIOING )
—I don’t really, uh, watch TV.
—I don’t really, uh, watch TV.
.....Okay. Lemmie rephrase.
[ They take out a LARGE cleaver. ]
You like scary movies?
[ They take out a LARGE cleaver. ]
You like scary movies?
September 19, 2025 at 6:53 AM
...Are you stupid??
You oughta know how this works, hot shot.
You oughta know how this works, hot shot.
.....Okay. Lemmie rephrase.
[ They take out a LARGE cleaver. ]
You like scary movies?
[ They take out a LARGE cleaver. ]
You like scary movies?
Sometimes Tenna rigs the studio with a variety of Looney-Toons-esque traps and chases me around it and tries to catch me in a big cage, if that counts.
You like playing cat and mouse, boy
September 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
.....Okay. Lemmie rephrase.
[ They take out a LARGE cleaver. ]
You like scary movies?
[ They take out a LARGE cleaver. ]
You like scary movies?
You like playing cat and mouse, boy
I can handle anything.
Are you sure you can handle me
September 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
You like playing cat and mouse, boy
Are you sure you can handle me
Prophecy says Lightners are real, huh? Heheheh. Shit, I’m real too! Matter of fact, I’m as real as it gets! Matter of FACT, if a Lightner ran up on me, I’m FUCKIN’ IT!
September 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Are you sure you can handle me
They used to hit themselves for fun. the catholics. they used to be funny.
September 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
They used to hit themselves for fun. the catholics. they used to be funny.
(I wonder if people defended my stuff when I was killin)
September 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
(I wonder if people defended my stuff when I was killin)
If you wanna suck the flat face I guess I could put the mask on
September 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If you wanna suck the flat face I guess I could put the mask on
Yeah I figured. Man your life must be hell
OH THAT WOULD BE BECAUSE OF [[The Pain!]]
Yeah. Like you look in actual pain.
September 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Yeah I figured. Man your life must be hell
Yeah. Like you look in actual pain.
[[The worst anyone’s ever done it]]???!!!
Thats like insanely bad you know that right
September 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Yeah. Like you look in actual pain.
Thats like insanely bad you know that right
SPAMTON [Numero Uno Campeão do Mundo] !!!!!!
Whatever.
They didn't even TELL you!!! JUST like those guys, buncha snobs. Yeah you got the worst of it, never seen it that bad.
They didn't even TELL you!!! JUST like those guys, buncha snobs. Yeah you got the worst of it, never seen it that bad.
September 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Thats like insanely bad you know that right
Whatever.
They didn't even TELL you!!! JUST like those guys, buncha snobs. Yeah you got the worst of it, never seen it that bad.
They didn't even TELL you!!! JUST like those guys, buncha snobs. Yeah you got the worst of it, never seen it that bad.
CAN YOU JUST USE A DIFFERENT [Describing Word] THEN
IT WASNT JUST [[Phone Guy]] I GOT [Boink]ED BY A LOTTA DIFFERENT PEOPLE BUT WEE3LL YOU KNOW
I ACTUALLY [don’t, know?]
IT WASNT JUST [[Phone Guy]] I GOT [Boink]ED BY A LOTTA DIFFERENT PEOPLE BUT WEE3LL YOU KNOW
I ACTUALLY [don’t, know?]
Pretend?? My imagination aint exactly flowing these days.
So I'm right. You DID get fucked up super bad. Over the PHONE too, haha, those stingy bastards love tagging on stupid rules. Its cause you can't do anything to em over a phone.
What'd you get tripped by, huh? Huh?
So I'm right. You DID get fucked up super bad. Over the PHONE too, haha, those stingy bastards love tagging on stupid rules. Its cause you can't do anything to em over a phone.
What'd you get tripped by, huh? Huh?
September 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Whatever.
They didn't even TELL you!!! JUST like those guys, buncha snobs. Yeah you got the worst of it, never seen it that bad.
They didn't even TELL you!!! JUST like those guys, buncha snobs. Yeah you got the worst of it, never seen it that bad.
Pretend?? My imagination aint exactly flowing these days.
So I'm right. You DID get fucked up super bad. Over the PHONE too, haha, those stingy bastards love tagging on stupid rules. Its cause you can't do anything to em over a phone.
What'd you get tripped by, huh? Huh?
So I'm right. You DID get fucked up super bad. Over the PHONE too, haha, those stingy bastards love tagging on stupid rules. Its cause you can't do anything to em over a phone.
What'd you get tripped by, huh? Huh?
..
c[[Can We Pretend That]] I LOOK LIKE SOMETHING ELSE
THE NOSE IS ACTUALLY THE ONE THING THAT STAYED THE SAME
c[[Can We Pretend That]] I LOOK LIKE SOMETHING ELSE
THE NOSE IS ACTUALLY THE ONE THING THAT STAYED THE SAME
What was I not supposed to assume or somethin.
Were you just always a puppet man. Did they give you the long nose
Were you just always a puppet man. Did they give you the long nose
September 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Pretend?? My imagination aint exactly flowing these days.
So I'm right. You DID get fucked up super bad. Over the PHONE too, haha, those stingy bastards love tagging on stupid rules. Its cause you can't do anything to em over a phone.
What'd you get tripped by, huh? Huh?
So I'm right. You DID get fucked up super bad. Over the PHONE too, haha, those stingy bastards love tagging on stupid rules. Its cause you can't do anything to em over a phone.
What'd you get tripped by, huh? Huh?
What was I not supposed to assume or somethin.
Were you just always a puppet man. Did they give you the long nose
Were you just always a puppet man. Did they give you the long nose
?WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
???
( looking over his shoulder like maybe there’s someone else behind him )
WHAT
WHAT
???
( looking over his shoulder like maybe there’s someone else behind him )
[ Glancing over ]
WOAH- HOH THEY FUCKED YOU UP DUDE
WOAH- HOH THEY FUCKED YOU UP DUDE
September 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What was I not supposed to assume or somethin.
Were you just always a puppet man. Did they give you the long nose
Were you just always a puppet man. Did they give you the long nose
//Jersey is very insensitive
September 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
//Jersey is very insensitive
[ Glancing over ]
WOAH- HOH THEY FUCKED YOU UP DUDE
WOAH- HOH THEY FUCKED YOU UP DUDE
IM AALLALALWAYs sAYING THIS
those bastards who only make deals over phones are so flaky.
If you're gonna take someones soul at least give em whatever the hell you promised.
If you're gonna take someones soul at least give em whatever the hell you promised.
September 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
[ Glancing over ]
WOAH- HOH THEY FUCKED YOU UP DUDE
WOAH- HOH THEY FUCKED YOU UP DUDE
those bastards who only make deals over phones are so flaky.
If you're gonna take someones soul at least give em whatever the hell you promised.
If you're gonna take someones soul at least give em whatever the hell you promised.
September 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
those bastards who only make deals over phones are so flaky.
If you're gonna take someones soul at least give em whatever the hell you promised.
If you're gonna take someones soul at least give em whatever the hell you promised.
//WAIT THEY ACTUALLY PRODUCED VHS COPIES OF LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL?
September 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
//WAIT THEY ACTUALLY PRODUCED VHS COPIES OF LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL?
I like that theres one of her thats normal and ones goin through some kind of downward spiral. Is this what we do to TVs these days
September 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I like that theres one of her thats normal and ones goin through some kind of downward spiral. Is this what we do to TVs these days