Pretty simple really: I'm an American. No one is my fucking king.

"Personal Jesus" has now become a legit Christian song? Can no one interpret lyrics?

Stetson Bennett looks better and better in retrospect.

Egg Bowl is now at the time where a million unsportsmanlike penalties are called -- all deserved.

Watching so many ostensibly mega-successful people -- Elon, Tom Brady -- voluntarily make asses of themselves in public is the main source of my optimism in these times. Human folly remains undefeated.