Jayde
@multicitrusmarg.bsky.social
she/her
ADHD eldest daughter | ex-mormon
argumentative antithetical dream girl
🩷💜🩵 | 🍃🍃🍃
tiktok & insta: jayde_hansen
ADHD eldest daughter | ex-mormon
argumentative antithetical dream girl
🩷💜🩵 | 🍃🍃🍃
tiktok & insta: jayde_hansen
I'm freezing to death at work, I'm literally wearing my big puffy coat at my desk
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I'm freezing to death at work, I'm literally wearing my big puffy coat at my desk
I bought period underwear and I will update you all in approximately 20 days regarding how it goes
January 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I bought period underwear and I will update you all in approximately 20 days regarding how it goes
Therapy today got me feeling like I need to blow up my entire life and start over (in a mostly good way)
January 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Therapy today got me feeling like I need to blow up my entire life and start over (in a mostly good way)
So it took all of 10 minutes to get my husband's number transferred from a Verizon account to a new T-Mobile account, but an hour on hold plus my dad's help to get my number from an EXISTING T-Mobile account
Make it make sense
Make it make sense
January 6, 2026 at 3:04 AM
So it took all of 10 minutes to get my husband's number transferred from a Verizon account to a new T-Mobile account, but an hour on hold plus my dad's help to get my number from an EXISTING T-Mobile account
Make it make sense
Make it make sense
I should have known that posting about reading was going to cause a bunch of bullshit "audiobooks aren't reading" takes to show up on my feed
January 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I should have known that posting about reading was going to cause a bunch of bullshit "audiobooks aren't reading" takes to show up on my feed
Reposted by Jayde
My favorite part of reading is when a book gets so good you have to set it down, (finger marking the page), and just let your mind be blown for a minute before picking it back up again.
January 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
My favorite part of reading is when a book gets so good you have to set it down, (finger marking the page), and just let your mind be blown for a minute before picking it back up again.
Minor spoiler warning for Stranger Things -
I went on facebook (should've known better) and apparently a bunch of homophobic crazies are mad about Will's coming out scene? "Keep it private" and "the world needs saving but I gotta come out first" are being thrown around and I'm so icked out
I went on facebook (should've known better) and apparently a bunch of homophobic crazies are mad about Will's coming out scene? "Keep it private" and "the world needs saving but I gotta come out first" are being thrown around and I'm so icked out
January 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Minor spoiler warning for Stranger Things -
I went on facebook (should've known better) and apparently a bunch of homophobic crazies are mad about Will's coming out scene? "Keep it private" and "the world needs saving but I gotta come out first" are being thrown around and I'm so icked out
I went on facebook (should've known better) and apparently a bunch of homophobic crazies are mad about Will's coming out scene? "Keep it private" and "the world needs saving but I gotta come out first" are being thrown around and I'm so icked out
I just wanna take this moment to say I'm incredibly proud of my personal growth in 2025
January 2, 2026 at 6:58 AM
I just wanna take this moment to say I'm incredibly proud of my personal growth in 2025
✨ MY TOP 5 BOOKS OF 2025 ✨
(in no particular order)
Starting off with Playground by Richard Powers. This book was genuinely so fascinating and the story wove around in so many interesting ways. If you are interested in scientific ethics and marine biology, you will especially like this.
(in no particular order)
Starting off with Playground by Richard Powers. This book was genuinely so fascinating and the story wove around in so many interesting ways. If you are interested in scientific ethics and marine biology, you will especially like this.
January 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
✨ MY TOP 5 BOOKS OF 2025 ✨
(in no particular order)
Starting off with Playground by Richard Powers. This book was genuinely so fascinating and the story wove around in so many interesting ways. If you are interested in scientific ethics and marine biology, you will especially like this.
(in no particular order)
Starting off with Playground by Richard Powers. This book was genuinely so fascinating and the story wove around in so many interesting ways. If you are interested in scientific ethics and marine biology, you will especially like this.
The holiday season has FUCKED my sleep schedule 😭
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The holiday season has FUCKED my sleep schedule 😭
Buzzfeed is the worst but I do feel like this fits with the "general public turning on her" narrative
![Screenshots from the Eras documentary, with the following captions:
[Taylor coming off the stage from her last show makes a beeline for her younger brother, Austin, who enveloped her in a huge hug]
[Taylor then made her way over to her parents, hugs her dad] Scott Swift: "Chiefs Won."
[Taylor laughs awkwardly] Taylor Swift: "It's been such a good day."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gvzwbmrrujzmjlnjquvrglc6/bafkreie63ir56hygogauixovat4opeqmx5sakg3w2ngchhble7kokydmri@jpeg)
December 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Buzzfeed is the worst but I do feel like this fits with the "general public turning on her" narrative
I went to one of those antique shops with a bunch of different resellers and I found this really pretty wine decanter for $28
But when I picked it up, there was literally a $3 sticker from a thrift store down the street on the bottom
This is why I can't find pretty things at thrift stores anymore
But when I picked it up, there was literally a $3 sticker from a thrift store down the street on the bottom
This is why I can't find pretty things at thrift stores anymore
December 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I went to one of those antique shops with a bunch of different resellers and I found this really pretty wine decanter for $28
But when I picked it up, there was literally a $3 sticker from a thrift store down the street on the bottom
This is why I can't find pretty things at thrift stores anymore
But when I picked it up, there was literally a $3 sticker from a thrift store down the street on the bottom
This is why I can't find pretty things at thrift stores anymore
Merry Christmas to all that find joy in this day! I left Christianity a long time ago but Christmas has such a special place in my heart and always will.
Regardless of your tradition, I hope you are getting to spend time resting and with chosen loved ones this season. 🎄❤️
Regardless of your tradition, I hope you are getting to spend time resting and with chosen loved ones this season. 🎄❤️
December 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Merry Christmas to all that find joy in this day! I left Christianity a long time ago but Christmas has such a special place in my heart and always will.
Regardless of your tradition, I hope you are getting to spend time resting and with chosen loved ones this season. 🎄❤️
Regardless of your tradition, I hope you are getting to spend time resting and with chosen loved ones this season. 🎄❤️
I'm convinced there is fishiness afoot. The end of the docuseries and the fact that the release was randomly pushed up feels like something is about to happen.
December 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I'm convinced there is fishiness afoot. The end of the docuseries and the fact that the release was randomly pushed up feels like something is about to happen.
Ending with "happiness" is SUCH a choice
December 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Ending with "happiness" is SUCH a choice
Okay the last episode feels EXTREMELY "closing the chapter"
Like the dancers and band members being sad about not performing with this group anymore has a real air of finality
Makes me think she's about to disappear for a while
Like the dancers and band members being sad about not performing with this group anymore has a real air of finality
Makes me think she's about to disappear for a while
December 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Okay the last episode feels EXTREMELY "closing the chapter"
Like the dancers and band members being sad about not performing with this group anymore has a real air of finality
Makes me think she's about to disappear for a while
Like the dancers and band members being sad about not performing with this group anymore has a real air of finality
Makes me think she's about to disappear for a while
Taylor looks SO GOOD in the backstage scenes with no makeup or anything and I WANT to see more of her this way 🥺
December 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Taylor looks SO GOOD in the backstage scenes with no makeup or anything and I WANT to see more of her this way 🥺
Talking about needing to "respond" to the crowd depending on how they feel for the final shows is so Showgirl™️ coded
December 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Talking about needing to "respond" to the crowd depending on how they feel for the final shows is so Showgirl™️ coded
"there's something that happens between friends who make music" while dressed like a lesbian flag
![A pic of my television screen during episode 5 of Taylor's docuseries, showing Taylor and Gracie Abrams singing "us" while in the "sunset" dress (Taylor) and white dress (Gracie); subtitle says, "[Taylor] There's something that happens between friends who make music"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gvzwbmrrujzmjlnjquvrglc6/bafkreihslmcpythjcyld2tvqlj66cxxgl5mxaxdoisdvdwvxr57xcq5wyu@jpeg)
December 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"there's something that happens between friends who make music" while dressed like a lesbian flag
I'm gonna criticize the capitalism/Taylor intersection here so if that's not your vibe today scroll on
Donating $1 million as a billionaire is not something worth a lot of celebration
It's like me dropping a $20 in a donation bucket
It's a tax write-off at this point
Donating $1 million as a billionaire is not something worth a lot of celebration
It's like me dropping a $20 in a donation bucket
It's a tax write-off at this point
December 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I'm gonna criticize the capitalism/Taylor intersection here so if that's not your vibe today scroll on
Donating $1 million as a billionaire is not something worth a lot of celebration
It's like me dropping a $20 in a donation bucket
It's a tax write-off at this point
Donating $1 million as a billionaire is not something worth a lot of celebration
It's like me dropping a $20 in a donation bucket
It's a tax write-off at this point
Guys my Christmas party went SO well except that no one really ate the dips I made for the veggies BUT everything else got eaten/drank so I will call that a win
December 21, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Guys my Christmas party went SO well except that no one really ate the dips I made for the veggies BUT everything else got eaten/drank so I will call that a win
11 hours until my Christmas party
Will I get all the food made and the house cleaned? Time will tell
Will I get all the food made and the house cleaned? Time will tell
December 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
11 hours until my Christmas party
Will I get all the food made and the house cleaned? Time will tell
Will I get all the food made and the house cleaned? Time will tell
Calling a smarter gaylor: Do we think the final doc episodes are the end of this scheme? Or do we think it's gonna continue until the wedding?
December 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Calling a smarter gaylor: Do we think the final doc episodes are the end of this scheme? Or do we think it's gonna continue until the wedding?
I just know some hetlor out there is pretending the orange bodysuit being her favorite has something to do with chiefs colors 🤢
December 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I just know some hetlor out there is pretending the orange bodysuit being her favorite has something to do with chiefs colors 🤢
Christmas cookie #1: My log of shortbread dough is in the fridge, awaiting baking
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Christmas cookie #1: My log of shortbread dough is in the fridge, awaiting baking