mudbungie.bsky.social
@mudbungie.bsky.social
svelt crow showing his chonkest side

lives in a place

believes in things, but also ways to achieve things that are believed

pretty big on the bits, but not that far from the metal, no matter how hard I try
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I feel like y'all need to up your game if you're getting slapped out by babies
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
really love the Allpaca from Color Out of Space
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
eyes like the Titanic is a great way to tell someone they look tired
November 7, 2025 at 6:15 AM
literally demolishing the white house is a little too on the nose
October 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I might be drunk on a bus but I'm glad the first amendment protects the right of bus drivers to say "wheeeeee!" when they make those super big wide turns, and disappointed at the sobriety of a society in which they are constrained by social mores like the fear of passengers against doing so
October 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
yee-haw! isn't pig latin for hi-yah!

follow me for other disappointments
October 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
apparently this is the law now
October 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
the new h1b policy fucking sucks
September 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
bird blocking really makes everything seem more fascist
August 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
@zachweinersmith.bsky.social that sneering, blood-drenched corporate monster might be the best perspective I've seen you draw. Multiple angles, and they all work.

Obviously, you can't be credited, as accountability is ineffable.

www.smbc-comics.com/comic/monste...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Monster
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Monster
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July 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
the problem with the narrative about unemployed 29 year old men enjoying driving up Medicaid prices is that 29 year old men don't talk to doctors
July 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I just realized the Italians have to recognize deep dish as pizza now or risk excommunication
July 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
work calls have transcripts but denies saving or copy/pasting out of them for not getting sued reasons so I keep screenshotting them and pushing them through OCIR which feels like the enterprise tooling equivalent of boiling a lamb in its mother's milk and I dread the keen that answers my atrocity
June 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
grand strategy gamers looking at Israel in four wars and a revolt while it distances its only ally like it's a plump chicken
June 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I really don't know how someone can claim that the INS of the Clinton/Bush era was equivalent to the open street combat, arrests in courthouses, and extraterritorial, extrajudicial detention in torture prisons that we have today.
It wasn't better, you're just either too young or in too white of a bubble to know how bad INS was
June 12, 2025 at 8:47 AM
it's a wild day when californians show up to insist that their state isn't on fire
June 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
there is a democratic staffer somewhere who is pulling their hair out, asking: "do they want us to talk about eggs or not!?"

we want them to not be six months behind the ball on literally every thing
June 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
happy thousands of american soldiers die on the beaches of france to free europe from fascists day to those who celebrate
June 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
they're not even fucking trying
June 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
when do we start seeing unarmed drones flying purely for the purpose of taunting anti-drone defense?
June 3, 2025 at 9:08 AM
the only good thing happening in the world right now is sociopolitical analysis of star wars but i guess it's something
May 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
andor season 3: kashyyykblanca
May 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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speaking as a cloud person in security contexts: nah

no such thing as an unauthorized change. that's not how shit works. Badly authorized? Definitely. Incorrectly authenticated? possibly. Unauthorized? Well then it wouldn't have happened.
May 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
maybe dehydration makes you weak because you're not diluted enough and the homeopaths were right
May 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
it's deeply impressive that India and Pakistan would have ever listened to us

why would they care at all what we have to say now?
May 10, 2025 at 7:49 AM