Happy birthday kesha 🪩🎉

This is a winner. Great job 👏

I’d like a BK Impossible Whopper today

Slow hands is a p good song ngl

Been thinking about the aggro-crag from Nickelodeon GUTS today.

The world is your oyster but I’m all out of soup

I like to imagine that when a dog smells pee outside, it’s a whole paragraph worth of information that was left by a previous dog. Then the dog leaves a response.

🚨 We’re getting breaking news that what we once believed was delivery, is in fact DiGiorno.

I like to ask Alexa for Adam Sandler’s age every day

do people still download apps?

top apps of all time

3. Falpy Birb
3. iBeer
1. the one where you had to roll the ball using your phone into the hole

I enjoy pickles a lot. They really add pizzazz. If you're fickle about pickles, consider trying the dill pickled mustard spread by the fine folks at French's. Let me know if you don't enjoy it.