Mákos Tészta Kft.
@mtkft.bsky.social
3rd-culture Hungarian; Florida😔; ✡️ · she/it ⚙️🟥🟩🟦 22y, 25mo HRT · 18+;mdni (little to none of my account is kept safe and it would honestly be exhausting) · no alt text=no rs · discord (feel free): the same five letters · portfolio-,ish: mtkft.github.io
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Mákos Tészta Kft.
@mtkft.bsky.social
· May 13
the soporific radiation from my wife and muse
Napkin math suggests two years of medium-distance t4t dykery have put 14800mi on our respective EVs of varying intercity capability. Just in case @whatsrowenon.bsky.social hasn't worked out that I might love her at any cost
November 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Napkin math suggests two years of medium-distance t4t dykery have put 14800mi on our respective EVs of varying intercity capability. Just in case @whatsrowenon.bsky.social hasn't worked out that I might love her at any cost
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wife got a $500 check from relatives and when I told her it's half a plane ticket for winter plans she said "or 500% of a Philips Hue system" and it made me guffaw for fuck knows why
August 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
wife got a $500 check from relatives and when I told her it's half a plane ticket for winter plans she said "or 500% of a Philips Hue system" and it made me guffaw for fuck knows why
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trans women are real women because I can make women get into gay panic on a sailboat
June 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
trans women are real women because I can make women get into gay panic on a sailboat
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Wow mtkft! So inspiring! I’ll take my estradiol injection now! Thank you popular bluesky microcelebrity mtkft!
August 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Wow mtkft! So inspiring! I’ll take my estradiol injection now! Thank you popular bluesky microcelebrity mtkft!
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how I like to cook eggs:
- damn, I haven't had a good poached egg in a while, nor an omelette, how'd I do that one
how I like to cook eggs:
- say "good girl" in an electrical engineering or computer science classroom
- damn, I haven't had a good poached egg in a while, nor an omelette, how'd I do that one
how I like to cook eggs:
- say "good girl" in an electrical engineering or computer science classroom
how I like to cook eggs:
- softboiled
- sunny-side-up
how I like to cook eggs:
- remind them they'll never beat the cutie allegations
- softboiled
- sunny-side-up
how I like to cook eggs:
- remind them they'll never beat the cutie allegations
April 10, 2024 at 8:14 PM
how I like to cook eggs:
- damn, I haven't had a good poached egg in a while, nor an omelette, how'd I do that one
how I like to cook eggs:
- say "good girl" in an electrical engineering or computer science classroom
- damn, I haven't had a good poached egg in a while, nor an omelette, how'd I do that one
how I like to cook eggs:
- say "good girl" in an electrical engineering or computer science classroom
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You are cordially reminded that if anyone asks, you _do_ know the guy who's dressed in camouflage with an M21 pointed at your friend's forehead /ref
September 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You are cordially reminded that if anyone asks, you _do_ know the guy who's dressed in camouflage with an M21 pointed at your friend's forehead /ref
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our body is a machine that turns food and hormones into big boobs and an upset tummy
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
our body is a machine that turns food and hormones into big boobs and an upset tummy
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what is a tgirl but a girl who clicked New Gay+
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
what is a tgirl but a girl who clicked New Gay+
our body is a machine that turns food and hormones into big boobs and an upset tummy
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
our body is a machine that turns food and hormones into big boobs and an upset tummy
what is a tgirl but a girl who clicked New Gay+
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
what is a tgirl but a girl who clicked New Gay+
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Thanks to Zoom, started learning Yiddish at age 71. Now reading IB Singer and Chaim Grade in Yiddish. Shout out to YIVO, Workers Circle, and the Yiddish Book Center — without these east coast Jewish institutions, learning my mameloshen (mother tongue) would not have been possible. A sheynem dank!
October 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Thanks to Zoom, started learning Yiddish at age 71. Now reading IB Singer and Chaim Grade in Yiddish. Shout out to YIVO, Workers Circle, and the Yiddish Book Center — without these east coast Jewish institutions, learning my mameloshen (mother tongue) would not have been possible. A sheynem dank!
You are cordially reminded that if anyone asks, you _do_ know the guy who's dressed in camouflage with an M21 pointed at your friend's forehead /ref
September 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You are cordially reminded that if anyone asks, you _do_ know the guy who's dressed in camouflage with an M21 pointed at your friend's forehead /ref
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i am literally one of two people i have ever seen bring this up on main for normies to see
it’s ridiculous
it’s ridiculous
September 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
i am literally one of two people i have ever seen bring this up on main for normies to see
it’s ridiculous
it’s ridiculous
How to spend Thursday night: Andor rewatch, liberating long-overdue dishes from your sink, and dissociation whilst rebuilding one or more identities to fit 0.43% better
September 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
How to spend Thursday night: Andor rewatch, liberating long-overdue dishes from your sink, and dissociation whilst rebuilding one or more identities to fit 0.43% better
will a physicist hatefuck me or shoot me on sight if I ask them if they wanna solve the three-body problem analytically with me and my wife
and will they hate me more if I add "bring your slide rule"
and will they hate me more if I add "bring your slide rule"
September 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
will a physicist hatefuck me or shoot me on sight if I ask them if they wanna solve the three-body problem analytically with me and my wife
and will they hate me more if I add "bring your slide rule"
and will they hate me more if I add "bring your slide rule"
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girl pills taste good but girls taste better
March 22, 2024 at 7:25 PM
girl pills taste good but girls taste better
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i am NOT arguing with a doll, go sit on the shelf
August 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
i am NOT arguing with a doll, go sit on the shelf
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having a bad night? try: Estradiol Injection Goes Surprisingly Well and Provides Offsetting Euphoria
October 14, 2024 at 8:10 AM
having a bad night? try: Estradiol Injection Goes Surprisingly Well and Provides Offsetting Euphoria
with long procrastination, Группа крови. Topical!
Цой жив!!
Цой жив!!
Injectable HRT havers: DAE use the chorus of a song or a few to psych oneself up for the injection? favorites lately
1. Please Please Please (Carpenter), for some reason
2. !!new!! Der Kommissar (Falco) (but off the Falco Symphonic record)
1. Please Please Please (Carpenter), for some reason
2. !!new!! Der Kommissar (Falco) (but off the Falco Symphonic record)
August 13, 2025 at 6:52 AM
with long procrastination, Группа крови. Topical!
Цой жив!!
Цой жив!!
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nonbinary the platypus???
March 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
nonbinary the platypus???
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basis: "what country's flag is that and why are all the cutest people from there"
extension: "why do some of them cuties get injured the same way every week on one thigh or the other"
conflations: "band-aids can be fashion"; "why are band-aid wearers so cute"; …
extension: "why do some of them cuties get injured the same way every week on one thigh or the other"
conflations: "band-aids can be fashion"; "why are band-aid wearers so cute"; …
July 13, 2024 at 9:14 AM
basis: "what country's flag is that and why are all the cutest people from there"
extension: "why do some of them cuties get injured the same way every week on one thigh or the other"
conflations: "band-aids can be fashion"; "why are band-aid wearers so cute"; …
extension: "why do some of them cuties get injured the same way every week on one thigh or the other"
conflations: "band-aids can be fashion"; "why are band-aid wearers so cute"; …
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would that it happened
hello? hot people and things with a steady voice and hand and the other relevant faculties of a hypnotist dom(me)?
hello? hot people and things with a steady voice and hand and the other relevant faculties of a hypnotist dom(me)?
big fan of my work just doing itself while i'm dropped deeper than any mind is supposed to be able to go
April 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
would that it happened
hello? hot people and things with a steady voice and hand and the other relevant faculties of a hypnotist dom(me)?
hello? hot people and things with a steady voice and hand and the other relevant faculties of a hypnotist dom(me)?
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stalker is clearly a jrpg
!["Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture [Pam's right hand: image of Faith the merchant lounging among her wares on the ashcrawler Chrysanthemum in God Eater 3] and this picture [Pam's left hand: Sidorovich from some or other S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game but I forgor, thanks Google Images].
"They're the same picture"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qht3rkw3nadfeamibmidijoh/bafkreie3eihnxtmzplcphwrcjv45fo72hkf5zordda4d5qf4spbezfgz74@jpeg)
February 28, 2024 at 3:07 AM
stalker is clearly a jrpg
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זײ הײסן סטערױדן װײַל I stare און איך זאָג אױ
April 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
זײ הײסן סטערױדן װײַל I stare און איך זאָג אױ